Naked Gym Guy!

no nudity in the locker room ? in mean really wtf ? are you the same people who are installing the “lunk alarms” that sound if you grunt or drop a weight ? are you same guys going to piss and moan and threaten to "take my business elsewhere unless " there’s a “junk alarm” installed in locker rooms also ? and what kind of parent takes his kids into a locker room anyway ?

never mind the visuals just the average discussion in there is enough to question the parent who takes his kids in…might as well take them into a bar jeesus! and tell me how the fuck do dry your sack and crack if you don’t air them out and use a dryer ? keep rubbing them with a wet towel ? wtf ? you guys are into cheese or what ? sorry man but drying your nuts is just basic good hygiene.

wow , right here on T-Nation we’ve got guys asking other guys to apologize for their balls. OMG don’t go in…there’s BALLS IN THERE!!! HIDE YOUR BALLS !! HIDE YOUR EYES !!! OH THE HORROR !!!

This is a classic T-Nation thread. We’ve got 99% of the populace annoyed by a lack of simple human decency and common courtesy ( not wanting to see any more than NECESSARY of the ugliest things on this earth – a guy’s junk) and then, as if perfectly scripted by Hollywood . . . a newbie to the site pops up, complete with self picture in his avatar showing that he looks EXACTLY like the quintessential middle-American sex offender, and he argues vehemently for why no one should protest or even bat an eyelash when he waves his saggy nutsack in their face and practically does naked cartwheels in the locker room if he so chooses! CLASSIC!!!

The bottom line is that, at least in the U.S. (as cultural norms may differ from one country to the next), we all understand that there are brief moments of nudity that might be (almost) unavoidable in a locker room, such as when you’re drying off and are putting the towel down in order to put your underwear on. That’s fine. That might result in a couple-second glimpse of your junk if anyone’s head was turned in that direction at the moment, but there’s nothing rude about that person’s behavior.

What IS rude and not wanted in this country is guys who spend any more time than is necessary airing out their ugliest parts for all to see. You don’t have to walk around with your junk uncovered – wrap a towel around your waist. Don’t stand on the scale naked with a towel IN YOUR HAND (I’ve seen this!), so it is indeed affecting the scale reading just the same, when you COULD just WRAP IT AROUND YOUR WAIST.

Dear God.

And if anyone sees Mr. Kansas Sex Predator in their locker room, just locate the fire extinguisher on the wall and use it as you see fit. :slight_smile:

Advocating physical violence against someone on here does not seem like something that should be acceptable, along with the other derogatory comments and personal attacks. I am beginning to see that this must be OK to do.

Who mentioned violence? :slight_smile:

[quote]Damici wrote:
. . . a newbie to the site pops up, complete with self picture in his avatar showing that he looks EXACTLY like the quintessential middle-American sex offender[/quote]

What’s worse is that he had his avatar as himself in a situation where he appeared to be naked. This ain’t that kind of bodybuilding site mej.

[quote]mej wrote:
Advocating physical violence against someone on here does not seem like something that should be acceptable, along with the other derogatory comments and personal attacks. I am beginning to see that this must be OK to do.[/quote]

What you fail to see is that by being DELIBERATELY disrespectful toward others, you invite attack (No, not physical violence before we get to this tired old subject. Fucking hippy).

I have this one old dirtbag in my locker room. He fucking gets out of the shower and SITS on the counter top in the middle of the room and dries himself off! His balls flopping all over the table other people use is just rancid in my mind. Then, on top of that, he proceeds on FULLY baby powdering himself up, spraying old spice all over himself and talking the whole time while still sitting on the counter top. I wouldn’t mind if he did this on one of the benches in the locker room, but come on dude, keep your raggedy old balls and ass off the counter top I use on a daily basis.

We’ve got a ball-drier in our gym,which I thought was the worst thing I was ever going to see there.

Then a guy walked out of the shower with a raging hard on, and easily moved the ball-drier down to second place.

JIMINY – FUCKING – CHRISTMAS.

THAT takes the cake.

  • (But I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if that guy was Mej)! :wink:

[quote]thomas.galvin wrote:
We’ve got a ball-drier in our gym,which I thought was the worst thing I was ever going to see there.

Then a guy walked out of the shower with a raging hard on, and easily moved the ball-drier down to second place.[/quote]

[quote]thomas.galvin wrote:
We’ve got a ball-drier in our gym,which I thought was the worst thing I was ever going to see there.

Then a guy walked out of the shower with a raging hard on, and easily moved the ball-drier down to second place.[/quote]

Oh come on, now.

You are just being body phobic. Now I know why our kids are so fucked up. It’s because we don’t expose them to things like this more frequently. We need to educate them and help them realize that nakedness is normal and we should not expect even common courtesy or decency from the people around us. It’s locker room anarchy.

Attitudes like this are clearly what is leading to the decline of civilization and you obviously have some serious personal issues.

Afterall, having an erection is natural and normal part of being naked. If a person happens to be naked and also have a boner it should be perfectly acceptable for them to parade it around, because afterall we should expect people to be naked in locker rooms and not expect them to have regard for anyone else around them. In no way should we expect them to change their habits in public and conform to your need for respect

Oh yeah, hey mej, you need to eat a gun. I would love to have this conversation with you face to face.

I just read through some of your horse shit ranting and would like to point out at no point in my post did I state it was unacceptable to be naked in a locker room. That wasn’t the issue and is nothing my kids aren’t aware of. They have been coming to the gym with us for years.

My post addressed an individual that was standing about 5 feet from this group of kids whom I gave a solid 5 minutes to get dressed and instead stood there staring at the kids as they undressed, facing them frontally and making no effort to clothe himself.

I would have not given him walking up naked, drying off and getting dressed a second thought as that’s obviously within the normal range.

It was what I assessed to be inappropriate behavior in front of children that disturbed me and lead to me saying something. Which, BTW, the kids didn’t even notice because I handled it very well.

Additionally, don’t ever speak about my kids again. My family is thriving and I intend to keep it that way. It is part of my obligation as a parent and if I sense someone is a threat I will deal with them every time and not make any apologies.

If you think that behavior is OK it is you whom I hope never raises any kids because it is clear you are a sick fuck who needs to be kept as far away from children as possible.

I got the naked guys in my gym…what makes it worse though is my gym is in the building I work in…so all the naked guys are people I have to see in meetings and hallways and cafeteria…I think it’s generational as the naked guys are the one’s over 45 - 50-ish…

what was truly disturbing was when one was chastising me for not taking a shower while he was sitting on the bench in front of his locker bare-assed naked…put a fucking towel down even if you must let your junk sway…I hadn’t even broken a sweat during my workout, but ol’ bare ass naked man kept telling me I should shower out of common decency…I told him he should put on some clothes out of common decency…

he didn’t like that and said back in his day the guys that wouldn’t walk around naked were considered ‘pooftahs’ and picked on…I ignored him…he continued on though that if the guys STILL wouldn’t walk around naked after being picked on and called ‘sissies’ they would hold them down and ass-rape the faggots…this guy was later fired for driving through the cross bar that blocks the parking lot when it wouldn’t open during a rain storm…

[quote]dk44 wrote:
You shouldnt have your man parts out around children…I dont know what you call them in your country but here we call them “child molesters.”

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Wtf, because some guy is naked infront of a kid it means he touches kids sexually? What color of paint chips did you eat as a child?