Dude he’s joking, theres no way hes seriously…back away slowly and click on another post
I am farkking serious,people…
[quote]Simon_Dean wrote:
I am farkking serious,people…[/quote]
Change tactics then… try making love to relaxed, people. 
[quote]Simon_Dean wrote:
I am farkking serious,people…[/quote]
Then, not really. Professional bodybuilder? When? Tomorrow? 10 years from now? You’ve certainly got a lot of development to do. So much that it’s impossible to look at a single photo and tell if you have the ‘potential’ to be a professional bodybuilder. What does your diet and training look like now?
You look very young but you want to go pro you have decades of work ahead of you.
Nothing about you shows any potential to go pro, unless you are 12 or 13 years old.
Your “wings” should have been achieved in 8 weeks or serious lifting if you are over 15 years old.
2 years is a looong time
You are either really young, or, you have been training badly and eating bugger all.
If you think you have been doing well then you need to rethink what your standards are.
However, you do look like you have been training, you sound happy and enthusiastic, you are not fat, you are not a skinny guy trying to cut up etc… so good on you for all that.
But check your standards. And eat more.
I’m going to stick my neck out and presume this isn’t a troll job. Heres a couple of tips for ya simon. Think about what your calling your thread, titles like:
‘I’m soo HOT’
‘I’m bigger than you (so eat shit)’
and
‘my wings look brilliant’
aren’t going to put people in the right frame of mind.
In the post avoid sentences like
‘I can fly!’
‘profffesionel bodybuilding soon onen day’
‘pro badybuilder’
(BTW WTF is a badybuilder, my sick mind is on overdrive about that one.)
and my personal favorive
‘I am farkking serious,people…’
anyone know what fark means, i googled it and the hits made me think it was deliberate typo to subtley let everyone know its a troll.
If you want a serious rating post a front view (double bi) and one of your legs. and even then if i were you i wouldn’t expect more than a 2.5 (which isn’t to be sniffed at, thats 2.5 above an average guy walking down the street)
YOu people watch out,I’ll be baaaccckkk…!!!
[quote]Simon_Dean wrote:
YOu people watch out,I’ll be baaaccckkk…!!![/quote]
I’m waiting on pins and needles.
“After 2 years of hard work,tears,sweat and blood,finally I can fly!
I hope I be a profffesionel bodybuilding soon onen day! Pleaze give me suspport!”
Two sentences: 3 spelling mistakes.
1 punctuation mistake.
1 grammar mistake.
Thank the literary world that you have no aspirations to publish. If you keep posting awful diction as above, may I suggest you test out those ‘wings’ of yours by hurling yourself off a tall building.
Good day sir.
WATCH OUT!!!
lol this thread has great potential
I’m not a body builder but I’m pretty sure lat spread should look like this, for wings.
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[quote]shizen wrote:
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This troll needs food! We haven’t had the potential for a funny shitfest thread like this in a long time.
I have not had the chance to hand out one of these in a very long time either
I am going to take a step back and appraise this as if it were serious.
I acknowledge that you may have truly put a lot of effort into your current physique. I believe you now have a base for further improvements. Focus on finding programs, both nutritional, and exercise that work for you.
Measure your results against this picture although I would urge you to increase the quality.
Long Live The Body Science
Note
This is one of my favourite pictures of Reg Park, this is an example of a person who has wings (this comment was to continue your education)
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
I have not had the chance to hand out one of these in a very long time either[/quote]
That’s one of them thar Deliverance folks!
D
funniest thread i’ve seen in a long time “you sir are a walking handjob,”
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
funniest thread i’ve seen in a long time “you sir are a walking handjob,”[/quote]
Hey now, don’t forget those “wings”!
That makes him a flying handjob.
hahah, well played