It’s nothing fancy by any means, but if anyone cares, here’s the link to my fight school’s website.
It’s a little less than serious.
That a cool website! Man, wish I lived in Florida! Freezing my balls off in Nebraska! 
Cool website, I especially like the guy whos sitting on the other guy and punching him hundreds of times.
Jeff…which one are you in the group pic?
“You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it’s good for ones self-respect to be a punching bag”
~ Victor Hugo
How friggin’ racist is whitey beating the black man!?
Wait… wait… I’m only kidding. But some moron might not like it. They seem to be everywhere!
Pretty cool site.
Billy
If Al Sharpton happens to be reading this, I would like to declare for the record that:
"The GIF came from a unknown website (Jeff Braswells) and I do not know who’s it was (Jeff Braswells). I will not be available to testify at the Human Rights tribunal against this unknown provider (Jeff Braswell) of such horribly racist material. The reproduction of this material in no way, shape or form represents 'Cakes opinions or positions and the mysterious (Jeff Braswell) provider of these images has no relation, business or otherwise to the 'Cake.
Thank you,
Cupcake.
P.S. (Jeff Braswell)
“White people are potential humans - they haven’t evolved yet.”
~ Louis Farrakhan, Philadelphia Inquirer, March 2000
It’s jason
That looks damn fun. I wish I had the time for that. I was in martial arts for 8 years as a kid (4-12). It looks like you have a great set-up there, and the price seems good too.
“Jeff”?
That was pretty funny, Cake!
At least you didn’t make the mistake twice! Er…
(you know I’m teasin’ ya…
And TonyT, if you watch it overnight, it’s actually tens of thousands of times!
Gee…I’m not sure what happened there.
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That summbitch T-Mod fella musta sabotaged my post. Just to make me look bad…for shame…for shame… Sad pathetic bastard.
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Coach Braswell used Super-Human, Kreskin-like powers to make me channel his spirit just so he could pimp out some ink for his website @ http://www.fpstrengthandspeed.com/about_us.htm. remember the creepy kids in “Children of the Corn”? Just like that. Creepy Bastard.
3)It’s really just an inside joke, see Jay and I go waaaaaaay back (we went to different schools together) one night he got drunk on half a bottle of “Strawberry Patch” and let slip that "If I can’t legally change my name to “Hey Timmy P, get your filthy hand offa my ass”, then goddamnit I wanna be a “Jeff”. Oh, we laugh, we laugh…Silly Bastard.
O.k…O.K…I’ll fess up:
My name is actually “Jeff” (Jeffrey to be accurate, although disregarding my age, parental status and professional accomplishments my mother does indeed still call me “Pumpkin” and yes, I still answer her) I must have been projecting some element of myself onto my post as my oldest and I were negotiating her and I taking up Tae Kwon Do. She loves Karate and there is no Dojo near our house but there is a combat school at the end of our street.Silly, stubborn little brat…boy when I finally talk her into it and we spar, I’m gonna…^%%#$%%&&^ (I am kidding, please do not call Family Services)
'Cake=Doofus.
Sorry Jason!
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion”
~ Henry David Thoreau
Nice site Jason, and look forward to seeing you move up to the UFC sometime.
You fight at 185?
Cause those light heavies are huge man! Even 'Cake couldn’t deal with those monsters I reckon.
Well that was certainly an unexpected thread discussion.
I fight at 205, and the one to the immediate left of the refugee looking guy on the top row. We are a ragged band.
I don’t want to count my chickens until they’ve hatched, but hopefully I’ll be in the ring again on December 6th in the Hook n’ Shoot show down in Ft. Lauderdale. So, if you’re in the area, let me know.
Cool site. I also think the gif is pretty funny.
I especially like your theme music Jason. WIll you be using that for your entrance tune as well?
Good luck at HNS and say “hey” to Jeff Osbourne. Hes a good guy to deal with.
B-B-Bump for the victors website…
Nice job Jef…er,um Jason…
"I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me… but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch
~ Ty Cobb
Never underestimate the little ones Cupcake, lest you suffer an embarassing whuppins the likes of which may prevent anymore of your anti-dwarf rants.
I refer you to the Seinfeld episode in which Kramer gets his comeuppance at the tiny hands of his dojo mates.
Although I know not for sure, I doubt that Mr. Braswell has knowledge of or would be able to indulge your thirst for dwarf tossing techniques.
Ever try a suplex on someone 3 feet tall? Its much harder than you would think!
Kuri…
Too late on the wee ones.
I received a letter today marked “To the Big Fatheaded Bald Stupid Knob”
It read:
"Very funny tallman but my six little friends and I think that it may be time for a lot less smack talk about Dwarfs and a whole lot more of “Shut the fuck up”. You tall guys are so smarmy what with your really long pants and not using booster seats when you go to Chuck. E Cheese. You think we don’t hear your smartass jokes while we’re down here looking your crotch in the eye all the while thinking “Hey, it wouldn’t be too bad and I could just spit it out…think about how good the revenge would feel…”
Yeah, you bet we know what you and all your stretched out freaky friends think about us but it’s time for the domination of the diminutive to desist!
The members of D.A.B.S.K (Dwarfs Against Bald Stupid Knobs) have your Garden Gnome and if this abuse and threatening humour does not desist IMMEDIATELY, your Gnome (who we have named “Carl”) shall be violated with a Garden Weasel until our demands are met.
Excluding a fella by the name of “Timmy P” no one likes a Garden Weasel violating so we expect full co-operation.
~ Grumpy
P.S - Stay the fuck away from Ms. White or we’ll kick your ass"
Crazy fucking world, Huh?
“Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant”
~ J. Petit-Senn
Cupcake -
So whats your reply to grumpy & his cohorts?
Are you just gonna idly sit there and take that or you gonna kneel down to them and fight like a vertically unchallenged man?
I urge caution if it becomes physical because a belly to belly suplex will turn into a crotch to incisor position with dire consequences regarding any future production of mini-Cakes, alluding to what Mr. Grumpy stated in his letter.
Thanks. Perhaps for my next fight I could request that I fight two dwarves skilled in submission fighting. I could post a video.
Good idea J, but only our dear Cake would be into that sub-genre
Whats your pick - Couture or Vitor?
Hughes or Penn?