My Left Shoe

Hey lady,

Crossed the pond indeed. I figured it might be time for a shift in views when I started receiving advice inspired by reality tv. After a several month long facepalm, I figured it was time to re-enlist but with a different outfit.

All is well on your end of the world I take it?

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
devawn wrote:
So this is where all the cool kids hang out.

sooooo. You crossed the pond too, eh? HI.

Tootles-> Yep. I haz a fan club.

EDIT: Just went to check on a few things myself. saw this:

http://figureathlete.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_model_body_women_training_beauty_figure_train/3_day_out_precompetition_training_video

TWO POUNDS OF FAT OVERNIGHT.

[/quote]

wow…it’s like magic! I wish I could burn 7,000 calories in my sleep…

post a comment! I dare you :stuck_out_tongue:

Ill tell you a secret… the BB section is just as bad or worse
shhhhhhhhh

[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
Ill tell you a secret… the BB section is just as bad or worse
shhhhhhhhh[/quote]

I am stunned. I thought PWI was always the worst.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
devawn wrote:
So this is where all the cool kids hang out.

sooooo. You crossed the pond too, eh? HI.

Tootles-> Yep. I haz a fan club.

EDIT: Just went to check on a few things myself. saw this:

http://figureathlete.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_model_body_women_training_beauty_figure_train/3_day_out_precompetition_training_video

TWO POUNDS OF FAT OVERNIGHT.

wow…it’s like magic! I wish I could burn 7,000 calories in my sleep…

post a comment! I dare you :stuck_out_tongue:
[/quote]

the math I did is 8640kcal per 2lbs. that’s not counting any food she ate. THATS THE DEFICIT.

who the fuck burns 10,000+ kcal in a 24hr(<–generous assumption) period?

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
devawn wrote:
So this is where all the cool kids hang out.

sooooo. You crossed the pond too, eh? HI.

Tootles-> Yep. I haz a fan club.

EDIT: Just went to check on a few things myself. saw this:

http://figureathlete.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_model_body_women_training_beauty_figure_train/3_day_out_precompetition_training_video

TWO POUNDS OF FAT OVERNIGHT.

wow…it’s like magic! I wish I could burn 7,000 calories in my sleep…

post a comment! I dare you :stuck_out_tongue:

the math I did is 8640kcal per 2lbs. that’s not counting any food she ate. THATS THE DEFICIT.

who the fuck burns 10,000+ kcal in a 24hr(<–generous assumption) period? [/quote]

Methinks, she has the metabolism of a ferret…

I double dare you…put that sand to use…lol

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
devawn wrote:
So this is where all the cool kids hang out.

sooooo. You crossed the pond too, eh? HI.

Tootles-> Yep. I haz a fan club.

EDIT: Just went to check on a few things myself. saw this:

http://figureathlete.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_model_body_women_training_beauty_figure_train/3_day_out_precompetition_training_video

TWO POUNDS OF FAT OVERNIGHT.

Words can not express the frustration I feel. I’m taking this out on a loaded barbell. [/quote]

Oh my god… Seriously?! THANK YOU for your post. I hate that shit. Or wait maybe I should just roll over a couple times with a your name and your website plastered on me. Yeah, that should do the trick.

[quote]CarrieN wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
devawn wrote:
So this is where all the cool kids hang out.

sooooo. You crossed the pond too, eh? HI.

Tootles-> Yep. I haz a fan club.

EDIT: Just went to check on a few things myself. saw this:

http://figureathlete.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/sports_model_body_women_training_beauty_figure_train/3_day_out_precompetition_training_video

TWO POUNDS OF FAT OVERNIGHT.

Words can not express the frustration I feel. I’m taking this out on a loaded barbell.

Oh my god… Seriously?! THANK YOU for your post. I hate that shit. Or wait maybe I should just roll over a couple times with a your name and your website plastered on me. Yeah, that should do the trick.[/quote]

he edited my original post

nice lease he could have deleted the entire thing

[quote]squat1000b700 wrote:

he edited my original post

nice lease he could have deleted the entire thing

[/quote]

nah the mods are touchy about drugs like that.

week 3 of 5/3/1

ok, I went twice today. deadlifting at 1pm, benching at 845pm.

I definitely ate enough. I was in a remarkably foul mood when I left for deadlifting bc of that fucktarded 2lbs in 1 day thing… and bc I thought I left my vibrams at jims. So I lifted in my Pumas. It was alright.

the 235 pull

I taped the last sets of both, and some of the accessory work in the afternoon.

Yes, you may call me, “Pits.”

Hadn’t done these in a long while, and I want that Iron Grip!!

I switched from towels to overhand after rep 6… or 7.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
week 3 of 5/3/1

ok, I went twice today. deadlifting at 1pm, benching at 845pm.

I definitely ate enough. I was in a remarkably foul mood when I left for deadlifting bc of that fucktarded 2lbs in 1 day thing… and bc I thought I left my vibrams at jims. So I lifted in my Pumas. It was alright.

the 235 pull

I taped the last sets of both, and some of the accessory work in the afternoon.

Yes, you may call me, “Pits.” [/quote]

Those deads were pretty. I can only see that vid in this thread…if there are more then I’m feeling deprived.

P.S. At what bar weight did you start wearing the belt?

yah i can only see the deads too.

they looked like pie! mucho nice.

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:

Those deads were pretty. I can only see that vid in this thread…if there are more then I’m feeling deprived.[/quote]

son of a syphillitic whore. i stayed up to post those!!! rawr.

[/quote]P.S. At what bar weight did you start wearing the belt?[/quote]

I put it on at 200 or above. I can’t reassure myself that id stay tight at that weight. u should see my helmet…

EDIT: dangit i tried uploading em again. i dunno whats wrong.

EDITx2: I got to sleep in today. my new apartment is so warm n toasty, I felt all snuggly and didn’t want to get out of bed. I had no real pressing obligations, so I slept and it was wonderful. Breakfast was leftover chili that I made yesterday, cooked with 2 eggs, and topped with shredded cheese that made a melty bowl of beefy eggy happee in mah tummee.

hope the good feelings last thru 8 hours of giving morbidly obese ungrateful retards their drugs. I love my job. no sarcasm.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

hope the good feelings last thru 8 hours of giving morbidly obese ungrateful retards their drugs. I love my job. no sarcasm. [/quote]

Back during my illustrious career as a register jockey I used to fantasize about bringing a big black dildo to work and smacking people across the face with it when they were retarded.

If I ever get the chance to rule the world, I am so totally doing this on a regular basis.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Breakfast was leftover chili that I made yesterday, cooked with 2 eggs, and topped with shredded cheese that made a melty bowl of beefy eggy happee in mah tummee.
[/quote]

i had the exact same breaky. but just plain ground beef… three eggs… mucho mucho cheese…and garlic/chili sriracha. fuckin heaven.

lol @ the black dildo face slap. i think a nude colored veiny one would be even more satisfying to slap a dumbass with. :dreamy:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
week 3 of 5/3/1

ok, I went twice today. deadlifting at 1pm, benching at 845pm.

I definitely ate enough. I was in a remarkably foul mood when I left for deadlifting bc of that fucktarded 2lbs in 1 day thing… and bc I thought I left my vibrams at jims. So I lifted in my Pumas. It was alright.

the 235 pull

I taped the last sets of both, and some of the accessory work in the afternoon.

Yes, you may call me, “Pits.” [/quote]

nice job baby

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
CBear84 wrote:

hope the good feelings last thru 8 hours of giving morbidly obese ungrateful retards their drugs. I love my job. no sarcasm.

Back during my illustrious career as a register jockey I used to fantasize about bringing a big black dildo to work and smacking people across the face with it when they were retarded.

If I ever get the chance to rule the world, I am so totally doing this on a regular basis.
[/quote]

are you related to cbear ? you both think the same … very scary indeed

Bench vid?