My Left Shoe

I fucking hate those little barking rat abominations of dogs.

my first downstairs neighbor at my old apt adopted 2. They asked if they could use the chain for my dog, so they could both be out at the same time. I obliged. The chain stretched up onto the front porch we shared, and stopped right in front of my door. How convenient for me, right?

Once it got cold, the dogs kept shitting on the porch. Not the yard, the porch. Right in front of my door. God forbid I’m carrying something when I leave the house.

I got tired of it after awhile, they never cleaned it up. I had mentioned it to the maternal figure, who said she would let the men know they have to clean it up. 2 or 3 times after that, I wound up my chain, and brought it inside. I then got a baggie and picked up the poo, but shoved it through their mail slot, shook the baggie, and withdrew the baggie. I then went and picked up one of my own dog’s messes, and threw the tied baggie on top of the trash.

They never said a word to me.

I fucking hate those barking rats.

Heh, me too. If you want to get a dog, get a proper dog. I don’t see the point of those handbag warmers.
If they continue to shit in your yard, try this: get one of those clear plastic record sleeves or document holders. Insert poop. Insert open end under neighbour’s door. Stamp.

[quote]soldog wrote:
Hey ladies can I join the party? I even brought my own contribution to the bar…[/quote]

Real men drink tequila, well or jager but jager makes my clothes fall off so better stick to tequila.

What?

Hasn’t everybody woken up on a park bench mostly naked during Mardi Gras?

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
soldog wrote:
Hey ladies can I join the party? I even brought my own contribution to the bar…

Real men drink tequila, well or jager but jager makes my clothes fall off so better stick to tequila.

What?

Hasn’t everybody woken up on a park bench mostly naked during Mardi Gras?[/quote]

So THAT’s why the ladies like you…

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
I fucking hate those little barking rat abominations of dogs.

my first downstairs neighbor at my old apt adopted 2. They asked if they could use the chain for my dog, so they could both be out at the same time. I obliged. The chain stretched up onto the front porch we shared, and stopped right in front of my door. How convenient for me, right?

Once it got cold, the dogs kept shitting on the porch. Not the yard, the porch. Right in front of my door. God forbid I’m carrying something when I leave the house.

I got tired of it after awhile, they never cleaned it up. I had mentioned it to the maternal figure, who said she would let the men know they have to clean it up. 2 or 3 times after that, I wound up my chain, and brought it inside. I then got a baggie and picked up the poo, but shoved it through their mail slot, shook the baggie, and withdrew the baggie. I then went and picked up one of my own dog’s messes, and threw the tied baggie on top of the trash.

They never said a word to me.

I fucking hate those barking rats.
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Sooooooo, i’m getting a funny feeling that you’re not a big fan of these…um, ‘dogs’… Am I right?

To me, these aren’t dogs… they’re ‘pets’. And, i’ve never met a nice one, either.

That’s a good story, though. Won’t you be mah neighbor?

Not to buck the trend here, but we have a little chihuahua cross and he is a great little guy. His name is Cujo, and he bosses my Great Dane around. I have not been a little dog person for the most part, but I did have a sweet pomeranian for fifteen years, a rescue dog, and now we have this little chihuahua cross.

The problem with small dogs is not the dogs. It’s the people. A small dog is still a dog, and has all the same instincts and behaviors as big dogs. People, however, seem to think that small dogs are not really dogs, and treat them like toys and don’t train them to behave. They coddle them and don’t teach them their order in the pack…

JMHO.

:slight_smile:

[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
Not to buck the trend here, but we have a little chihuahua cross and he is a great little guy. His name is Cujo, and he bosses my Great Dane around. I have not been a little dog person for the most part, but I did have a sweet pomeranian for fifteen years, a rescue dog, and now we have this little chihuahua cross.

The problem with small dogs is not the dogs. It’s the people. A small dog is still a dog, and has all the same instincts and behaviors as big dogs. People, however, seem to think that small dogs are not really dogs, and treat them like toys and don’t train them to behave. They coddle them and don’t teach them their order in the pack…

JMHO.

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Chihuahua’s have Napoleon complex’s more than any other small dog, IMO. I’m not a fan.

My parents have 3 Pomeranians and Two are rescued. They’re cute, but insane.

I need a drink…oh, and a steak.

[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
The problem with small dogs is not the dogs. It’s the people. A small dog is still a dog, and has all the same instincts and behaviors as big dogs. People, however, seem to think that small dogs are not really dogs, and treat them like toys and don’t train them to behave. They coddle them and don’t teach them their order in the pack…

JMHO.

:)[/quote]

Holy shit, Chrys…I read this exact same statement yesterday. I’m adopting a pup on Friday and I was doing some reading on her breed.If a small dog jumps on a person, they think it’s cute, but if a Great Dane does it, lawsuit! Yet, it’s the exact same behavior.

Yeah, I have issues with small dogs as well. My Mom has not one, not two, not three, but 7 pekinese! None are potty trained for out side, they can NOT shut up, and the hair is all the hell over. Visiting her is hell, but hey, its my Mom.
Just like Chrys said- she doesnt treat them like dogs- but like hairy children- guess that does not say too much for MY upbringing huh?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Chrysalis wrote:
Not to buck the trend here, but we have a little chihuahua cross and he is a great little guy. His name is Cujo, and he bosses my Great Dane around. I have not been a little dog person for the most part, but I did have a sweet pomeranian for fifteen years, a rescue dog, and now we have this little chihuahua cross.

The problem with small dogs is not the dogs. It’s the people. A small dog is still a dog, and has all the same instincts and behaviors as big dogs. People, however, seem to think that small dogs are not really dogs, and treat them like toys and don’t train them to behave. They coddle them and don’t teach them their order in the pack…

JMHO.

:slight_smile:

Chihuahua’s have Napoleon complex’s more than any other small dog, IMO. I’m not a fan.

My parents have 3 Pomeranians and Two are rescued. They’re cute, but insane.

I need a drink…oh, and a steak.[/quote]

My little pom was a sweet guy, and was not allowed to bark excessively. He was very well trained and had exquisite manners. He was extremely smart and attentive. His vocabulary was around 50 words. His favorite word was “cheese” and even if he heard the word on TV he would dance around with joy, expecting his favorite treat. If you said, “Bang Bang, it’s a driveby” he would drop and play dead (I had a 13 yr old obsessed with rap music at the time.)

By way of contrast, my mom had a dog from the exact same parents, and she was a nightmare. Bossy and demanding and yappy. But my mom thought she was adorable and thought the barking was sooo cute. My dog often stayed there, but knew the difference between my mom’s rules and mine. At her house, he was allowed on the furniture. At my house, he was not. At her house, he could bark and run up and down the fence; at mine he was allowed to bark only if someone came to the door, or came into the yard, but only until he was told to hush.

Small dogs are simply big dogs that have been bred down. They think and behave exactly like big dogs and you have to treat them as such. Chihuahuas are very brave and strong willed because they were bred to kill rats that were about as big as they are. The original chihuahuas were tough, hardy little dogs. It is one of the oldest documented breeds. They tend to be very bonded with their owners and wary of strangers. They are fiercely protective of their owners and their territory. The ones today have been bred to be tinier and tinier and many have health problems because of it.

Our little guy, Cujo, walks two miles or more a day, along with the Great Dane. He is a solid piece of muscle, and weighs more than most chihuahuas, 11.2 lbs when weighed at the vet today. He does tend to be a little noisy, but I am working on it, and have taught him the “quiet” command. I’ve only lived here with him six months but he is catching on pretty well.

Anyway, I have never met a dog I did not like, just crappy owners who have not taught dogs the basics, like housetraining!! I feel for ya, Candy. My mom is getting a little senile and her dogs are a bit of a problem. One is very high strung and she does not make him feel like she is his pack leader, which makes him even more nervous and prone to yap. The other dog is a very sweet but untrained shitzu/bichon cross who was never appropriately house broken. It is “cruel” in my mom’s opinion to crate her…yikes.

99.99% of dog problems are really owner problems. People get the cute little puppy, then get pissed with the puppy craps in the house, barks, and chews things up. I used to work at the humane society here in town, and was amazed at the number of people who dumped their dogs because they were not housetrained. One woman actually told me that she assumed that the dog’s natural instinct would be to go outside to eliminate!

Ok, off my soap box!

BTW, Candy, I am betting your mom was stricter with you than she is with the dogs—I bet she never let YOU crap on the carpet…

Imhungry, how about a cherrywood grilled t-bone, medium rare? I prefer them rare as rare can be, myself, but I know not everyone likes their meat so bloody it moos when you poke it with a fork.

I’ve sauteed some crimini and baby bella mushrooms with some walla wallas and fresh garlic if you want to smother the steak a bit.

this is a real dog

and here is a video of cbear showing how to play with a real dog (except for growling at the pit bull lol not a good idea :wink:

Chrys, I have to give you a small round of applause for a gentlemanly Chihuahua. Absolutely an achievement. I am completely willing to admit that the two I was around were indeed raised by bad parents, and have set a firm stereotype in my mind. I can say the same for most humans under the age of 21, actually. The incident I mentioned occurred 3 years ago, and I’ve since moved. (So did they, but they left before I.)

My mom swears that I would do a wonderful job mothering humans, but I’m pretty sure I’d get in trouble for smacking a human on the behind and rubbing its face in its diaper when it came time for potty training.

I wonder, though, if it would be more effective…

Wondering if I’m allowed an order of steak just like imhungry’s? pretty please? medium/medium rare, please.

Skye, what kind of dog are you getting?

Candy-> Do you wear a haz-mat suit to visit your mother? :slight_smile:


My own sweet little Joey (m) an American Cocker Spaniel.

Been with me through everything in the last 6 years, and still nuzzles me when I come home from the gym and collapse.


We are ready, what’s the hold up?

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
We are ready, what’s the hold up? [/quote]

Now how are they gonna hold their fishing poles or my beer with those things on all four paws? Honestly!

Jim’s other big boy, Patton.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
We are ready, what’s the hold up? [/quote]

very nice


They can hold the beer and the poles in their teeth, but they get in trouble when they scratch the seats:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
They can hold the beer and the poles in their teeth, but they get in trouble when they scratch the seats:[/quote]

noted.