[quote]jtg987 wrote:
foot locker is stocking the tapout stuff now, i bought a couple of tshirts cause they weren’t too expensive and looked half decent…[/quote]
sweet, ill stop by on the way home from work on monday cheers man
Wanna Be UFC runs rampant in the high redneck areas of Ohio
[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
I saw a guy in my gym wearing a pair of tapout fight shorts. I asked him where he fought. He looked at me with a bewildered gaze. He said he would never fight because he doesn’t want to get hit in the face.
Pathetic.[/quote]
Of course, poetic justice would have been to bitch slap him across the face.
But that would have been just plain mean.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Big Aristotle wrote:
I saw a guy in my gym wearing a pair of tapout fight shorts. I asked him where he fought. He looked at me with a bewildered gaze. He said he would never fight because he doesn’t want to get hit in the face.
Pathetic.
Of course, poetic justice would have been to bitch slap him across the face.
But that would have been just plain mean.[/quote]
And even better if he caught it on video.
i see stuff every day that makes me want to go ape shit. just the other day, i saw a kid…probably 18 or 19. maybe 140 lbs wearing a wife beater of course. he’s sitting on a bench doing concentration curls with his left arm while texting someone with his right. good job. i hate when people yap on their cell phones in the weight room. my cell phone stays in my locker. nothing is that important that can’t wait til i finish my workout. if there’s truly an emergency, i’ve given instructions to call the gym and have me paged. then i’ll know it’s something serious.
leave the cell phones in your locker, stop blabbing during your damn workouts and maybe you’ll actually get some fucking results.
Superman Chest Syndrome: Chest puffed out like he was going for a 1000lb Bench while walking.
Platz Leg Syndrome: Walking with your legs more then 2 feet apart, Your quads have to be no bigger then 20 inches to accomplish the desired effect.
Lil Wayne Syndrome: Rap your Lil Wayne lyrics as loud as you can, usually followed by a round of shadow boxing.
Hawt Abz Syndrome: Checking out your abs in every mirror of the gym.
[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
I saw a guy in my gym wearing a pair of tapout fight shorts. I asked him where he fought. He looked at me with a bewildered gaze. He said he would never fight because he doesn’t want to get hit in the face.
Pathetic.[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHA lmao!!
We have a guy who seems to think that he’s huge and super bad ass. Problem is he looks like he weighs about 100 pounds soaking wet. I’m a small woman and my arms are bigger than his. I guess he has body dysmorphic disorder.
The SOB actually had the nerve to scoff at me the other day. I hit failure with 30 lb dumbbells and he scoffed at me and shook his head. I was livid. I had to rest anyways so I plopped down on a bench next to him and stared at him while he played with his one 10 lb dumbbell until he got agitated and walked away. He’s very faithful to that dumbbell, I’ve never seen him use anything else.
I was sitting there thinking, I’ve got a good 20 pounds on you a**hole, and my husband who is 20 feet away has more than 100 pounds on you and you’re going to scoff at me?!
Ugh, I think gyms need to have therapists on staff.
One of the few things I like about my gym is that it is mostly knucklehead free. People don’t really have attitudes.
Though I think some people are confused and think they have walked into a library. They are reading on the treadmills. They are reading between sets. They’re just sitting on the pec-deck and reading a magazine. I’m all for literacy, but if you are reading in the gym you are either just taking up space and/or not working hard enough. Put down the Golf Digest and get to work!
[quote]Invictica wrote:
I saw a guy do a set of bench press with 3 inches of ROM then got up and proceeded to shadow box while making strange noises for like 5 minutes. He then called a spotter of and did a 275 bench for 1RM with 2 inches of ROM. This is his work ouot 4 times a week. I don’t know what this disease is.
And everyone wears a lifting belt, regardless of weight or exercise. But no one deadlifts or squats. I don’t know what this disease is.
Gyms in Japan are weird. [/quote]
everything in Japan is weird.
whats up with the porno over there? are there really game shows with audiences filled with girls who think its cool to blow a random guy and get his cum all over their face? cause ive seen those game shows and thats what they do and everyone claps at the end. you guys have the craziest porn, random orgies, game shows, supermarket sex, it all seems like its a part of day to day life which is why it seems crazy.
I can normally zone out and ignore everything in the gym. But this new guy is really getting to me. He’s there with a big bodybuilder friend who’s training him. That’s fine. He’s really out of shape and fat. Good for him for trying to change.
He’s taken to wearing wrap-around sunglasses.
Dark glasses.
Inside.
No windows.
At 6:30 in the morning.
And he tried to stare me down the other day.
I would LOVE to knock those sun glasses off of his head.
Threads like this remind me why I train at home. That way, the only asshole in my gym is me.
I do miss the cable stack, though.
makes me appreciate my home gym setup more
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
are there really game shows with audiences filled with girls who think its cool to blow a random guy and get his cum all over their face?[/quote]
I wouldnt mind cumming all over a random (pretty) girls face after a nice blowjob, to the wild cheering of a big audience. In fact, it would be awesome. Maybe I’ll try that when I visit japan next year.
But that octopus/eels/poop/piss/etc. porn they have over there is just sick.
Back on track: The one disease that have infected a few people at my gym, is something that makes them suddenly drop things even if they seemingly have no problem holding them in a controlled fashion. Like dropping their 30lb DB’s to the floor instead of putting them down, when they are just standing there with them anyways.
I suspect it might be a virus on their balance nerve, or their idiot nerve or something.
Our DB’s are not made of solid metal, so it ususally makes the caps and weight marks fall off them after a while. I fucking hate it.
Teenpack syndrome: The inability of young men in their teens or early twenties to lift in packs of less than five (the biggest among them is 145lbs). The pack of five then each has twenty sets of curls to do in the squat rack.
While playing grab ass and talking on cell phones. They however are VERY polite when I take the squat rack from them after watching fifteen minutes of their grabass. Then the funnest part is to over hear them telling each other how they shoulda kicked my ass.
Alas when I talk to them again they are overly polite. Very strange desease. On a side note most of them do seem to have ILS as well. Wonder if the two are connected?
[quote]Beerguy wrote:
Teenpack syndrome: The inability of young men in their teens or early twenties to lift in packs of less than five (the biggest among them is 145lbs). The pack of five then each has twenty sets of curls to do in the squat rack.
While playing grab ass and talking on cell phones. They however are VERY polite when I take the squat rack from them after watching fifteen minutes of their grabass.
Then the funnest part is to over hear them telling each other how they shoulda kicked my ass. Alas when I talk to them again they are overly polite. Very strange desease. On a side note most of them do seem to have ILS as well. Wonder if the two are connected?[/quote]
I think those two are very much connected. My roommate trains as well but he is nowhere near my level so we train seperate. He is motivated and trains hard. Occasionally grunting and ‘the brat pack’ start making fun of him.
I walk up behind them and ask ‘can I help you?’ they just stared. I then told them ‘when somebody asks you a question it requires a response’ they just walked away talking shit among themselves. I said ‘what was that, are you sure there is nothing I can help you with?’ they just turned briefly and looked at me then walked away.
lol oh well…
But yes I believe the two diseases are combined, I actually think one disease makes the symptoms of the other stronger.
DG
[quote]pinkponyz wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
are there really game shows with audiences filled with girls who think its cool to blow a random guy and get his cum all over their face?
I wouldnt mind cumming all over a random (pretty) girls face after a nice blowjob, to the wild cheering of a big audience. In fact, it would be awesome. Maybe I’ll try that when I visit japan next year.
[/quote]
So you wouldn’t mind doing it with 5 or more guys in the room cummin on her face at the same time?
You all need to stop worrying so much about what other people are doing. If I were like you all I’d probably have an aneurysm when I went to my gym.
[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
husband who is 20 feet away has more than 100 pounds on you and you’re going to scoff at me?!
Ugh, I think gyms need to have therapists on staff.
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I really like that you consider your husband’s muscles to be an extension of yourself.
Since technically you “own” your husband, you also therefore “own” his muscles.
If you ask him to lift something, break someone, etc, hes going to do it.
I think that is how it should be. By marrying, dating, etc, a large, strong male you therefor command more respect from other males.
Its like your an Alpha Female and should act as such.
[quote]dwall33 wrote:
You all need to stop worrying so much about what other people are doing. If I were like you all I’d probably have an aneurysm when I went to my gym. [/quote]
You need to stop letting a small group of men cum on your face!
pussy
Whats this website called?! Its acceptable to bitch and moan about the bullshit that goes on around us…‘oh you guys are silly, I’d have an aneurysm’ shut up dood you probably do some of the stuff we mentioned and that why you came to the thread to just provoke an argument.
Damn I just had an aneurysm…lol jk man.
DG