My Gift to You - Random Thread

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
there is no god.

there is no heaven.

there is no hell.

all there is, is mathematics, and it rules the world.

there is no right, there is no wrong. there just is.[/quote]

I’m just glad that there aren’t a bunch of crazy rules like capital and lower case numbers, silent ones, or any of that I before E except after C stuff.
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HaHa! I like that

[quote]csulli wrote:
Thread should be called a window into Nards’s mind.[/quote]

Come on in and have a seat, I’ll be back in a few years.

Who said quotes were allowed here ???

[quote]BHappy wrote:
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[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]BHappy wrote:
Who said quotes were allowed here ???[/quote]
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[quote]Edgy wrote:
the banana tree is not a tree. you all probably know that, but when I found out, it blew my 9 year old MIND![/quote]

i’m gonna see a movie. i’m pumping myself up for it by listening to this badass band called Vinterland. youtube them!

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
i’m gonna see a movie. i’m pumping myself up for it by listening to this badass band called Vinterland. youtube them![/quote]

Some death metal from Norway, eh?

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
i’m gonna see a movie. i’m pumping myself up for it by listening to this badass band called Vinterland. youtube them![/quote]

Some death metal from Norway, eh?[/quote]
melodic black metal! not a fan of black metal unless it’s melodic as fuuuh

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]BHappy wrote:
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Big NEWS i just talked to the big boss

quotes R MANDATORY

[quote]BHappy wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]BHappy wrote:
Who said quotes were allowed here ???[/quote]
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Big NEWS i just talked to the big boss

quotes R MANDATORY[/quote]

Lies.

If BIG_BOSS had sent out PMs I would know.

Wait, no, I would not.

Someone needs to piss off DarkN or this won’t be a true GAL thread.

[quote]orion wrote:

One yard motherfucker.

Thats 36 inches.

Thats right.

Slink away in shame. [/quote]

But the definition of an inch has been subject to interpretation. Napoleon was actually 5’7" but was quoted as being only 5’2" as they used the French inch which was a little longer than the English inch.

Its true, I looked it up on ‘Nude Girls, Random Facts’

[quote]LoRez wrote:
From youtube:

“yeah this is [why] people should have a religion … by the way religion means way or deen in arabic… a way to prosperity… good conduct… america is still trying to get over 400 years of slave labor… the whites never bulit this country… thats why it has to pay trillions of dollars of interest…”[/quote]

دÙ?Ù? or “deen” does not mean “way” in Arabic. At least, not according to the Hans Wehr dictionary. Last time I checked, طرÙ?Ù? meant “way” or “road.” “deen” means religion, or debt.

Damn, guess I can’t use arabic text on here.

I once spent twenty minutes checking out the bouyancy of various fruits because a girl on ‘Nude Girls Random Facts’ said that lemons float and limes sink.

I drowned a hell of a lot of fruit that day.

She was right.

Bla Bla Bla OOPS i meant LOL

I love Sniglets because they let me know that I’m not the only retard that when he goes to a friend’s house and needs to take a pee and checks behind the shower curtain just to make sure one of my buddy’s kids or some ax murderer is not sitting in the tub behind that shower curtain.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I love Sniglets because they let me know that I’m not the only retard that when he goes to a friend’s house and needs to take a pee and checks behind the shower curtain just to make sure one of my buddy’s kids or some ax murderer is not sitting in the tub behind that shower curtain.[/quote]

That rubber hand is 3.75% scarier than the real hand!