success is not having what you want, it’s being happy with what you have.
not to be confused with complacency, which is being happy with your plight, however sub-optimal it may be.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
success is not having what you want, it’s being happy with what you have.
not to be confused with complacency, which is being happy with your plight, however sub-optimal it may be.[/quote]
Buddy your whole quote here could be defined by your avatar.
A photo taken of a big ol’ pipe, taken by a blackberry.
I hate it when I have to undergo the painful experience known as the sneeze-fart combo. Why, just the other day I felt the simultaneous build up in my sinus cavity and rectum. I thought I could sneeze exclusively, but alas, I was wrong, and in the moment where you lose all bodily control during a sneeze, I had a fart explode out of my rectum with the force of a thousand hulk slams. It sounded like a gunshot, and to be honest, it felt like one too.
Luckily, no one was around.
[quote]ishinator wrote:
I hate it when I have to undergo the painful experience known as the sneeze-fart combo. Why, just the other day I felt the simultaneous build up in my sinus cavity and rectum. I thought I could sneeze exclusively, but alas, I was wrong, and in the moment where you lose all bodily control during a sneeze, I had a fart explode out of my rectum with the force of a thousand hulk slams. It sounded like a gunshot, and to be honest, it felt like one too.
Luckily, no one was around.[/quote]
Touch cloth? lol.
C’mon man, LOUD AND PROUD!
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
[quote]ishinator wrote:
I hate it when I have to undergo the painful experience known as the sneeze-fart combo. Why, just the other day I felt the simultaneous build up in my sinus cavity and rectum. I thought I could sneeze exclusively, but alas, I was wrong, and in the moment where you lose all bodily control during a sneeze, I had a fart explode out of my rectum with the force of a thousand hulk slams. It sounded like a gunshot, and to be honest, it felt like one too.
Luckily, no one was around.[/quote]
Touch cloth? lol.
C’mon man, LOUD AND PROUD!
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No fecal matter. Just compressed air.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
success is not having what you want, it’s being happy with what you have.
not to be confused with complacency, which is being happy with your plight, however sub-optimal it may be.[/quote]
Buddy your whole quote here could be defined by your avatar.
A photo taken of a big ol’ pipe, taken by a blackberry.[/quote]
What happened to educational television in america? The learning channel offers fucking honey boo boo wtf? The history channel shows pawn stars, (im usually screaming at the tv “Thats NOT FUCKING history”) The science channel is the only one that has stayed somewhat true to their name. A&E wont stop showing shit about buying peoples abandoned shit then the next show is about people who have collected too much shit.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Moonraker is the perfect example of a movie that you love as a kid but hate when you grow up. If anyone over 30 tells you they like that movie ask them when they last saw it and it was likely when it was the ABC Sunday night movie in the 80s.
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I know what you mean. I loved Back to the Future when I was a kid, but I forgot how racist it was.
vavaVOOOOOM
Listening to a podcast with Tom Kenny.
He’s the voice of Spongebob.
Incredibly jovial, nice, and funny dude.
Who the fuck knew strawberry and banana Metabolic Drive had such a superior nutrient profile compared to chocolate and vanilla!?!
the banana tree is not a tree. you all probably know that, but when I found out, it blew my 9 year old MIND!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
the banana tree is not a tree. you all probably know that, but when I found out, it blew my 9 year old MIND![/quote]
28yo mind blown
From youtube:
“yeah this is [why] people should have a religion … by the way religion means way or deen in arabic… a way to prosperity… good conduct… america is still trying to get over 400 years of slave labor… the whites never bulit this country… thats why it has to pay trillions of dollars of interest…”
[quote]Edgy wrote:
success is not having what you want, it’s being happy with what you have.
not to be confused with complacency, which is being happy with your plight, however sub-optimal it may be.[/quote]
But how much of a success you are depends on how much you reality lives up to your expectations.
Insofar, there might be Buddhist monks who consider themselves a success and investment bankers making millions a year who consider themselves a failure.
The line that you draw is not an objective one, one would have to look at the people in question and what their yardstick actually is.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
success is not having what you want, it’s being happy with what you have.
not to be confused with complacency, which is being happy with your plight, however sub-optimal it may be.[/quote]
But how much of a success you are depends on how much you reality lives up to your expectations.
Insofar, there might be Buddhist monks who consider themselves a success and investment bankers making millions a year who consider themselves a failure.
The line that you draw is not an objective one, one would have to look at the people in question and what their yardstick actually is. [/quote]
<stands back and gawks at O’s yardstick>
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[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
success is not having what you want, it’s being happy with what you have.
not to be confused with complacency, which is being happy with your plight, however sub-optimal it may be.[/quote]
But how much of a success you are depends on how much you reality lives up to your expectations.
Insofar, there might be Buddhist monks who consider themselves a success and investment bankers making millions a year who consider themselves a failure.
The line that you draw is not an objective one, one would have to look at the people in question and what their yardstick actually is. [/quote]
<stands back and gawks at O’s yardstick>
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One yard motherfucker.
Thats 36 inches.
Thats right.
Slink away in shame.
When you scribble with a pen it makes a scribbly sound, right?
Do clown farts sound funny?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I’m a doodler.
and I hate that I am a doodler.
and I hate all doodlers. in effect, I hate me.
and I hate that all my important documents are doodled on. by me.
(dwarves smell like chocolate chip cookies)
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LOL
YES THEY DO, AND THIS ONE’S DOODLES ARE ALL MASTERPIECES!
oops… sorry the caps… too lazy to retype… but not too lazy for this stupid disclaimer.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
there is no god.
there is no heaven.
there is no hell.
all there is, is mathematics, and it rules the world.
there is no right, there is no wrong. there just is.[/quote]
I’m just glad that there aren’t a bunch of crazy rules like capital and lower case numbers, silent ones, or any of that I before E except after C stuff.