[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I love Sniglets because they let me know that I’m not the only retard that when he goes to a friend’s house and needs to take a pee and checks behind the shower curtain just to make sure one of my buddy’s kids or some ax murderer is not sitting in the tub behind that shower curtain.[/quote]
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Anyone that does that is taking the risk of being laid out
[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
From youtube:
“yeah this is [why] people should have a religion … by the way religion means way or deen in arabic… a way to prosperity… good conduct… america is still trying to get over 400 years of slave labor… the whites never bulit this country… thats why it has to pay trillions of dollars of interest…”[/quote]
Ã?¯Ã??Ã?? or “deen” does not mean “way” in Arabic. At least, not according to the Hans Wehr dictionary. Last time I checked, Ã?·Ã?±Ã??Ã?? meant “way” or “road.” “deen” means religion, or debt. [/quote]
You went to tell crazy youtube guy? I’m not one to play telephone.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
I love Sniglets because they let me know that I’m not the only retard that when he goes to a friend’s house and needs to take a pee and checks behind the shower curtain just to make sure one of my buddy’s kids or some ax murderer is not sitting in the tub behind that shower curtain.[/quote]
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IH that gif made me laugh my balls off.
Until the 30th time when I saw that it was faked a little. You see dude drop his head down into the ironing board.
John Wayne hated horses.
imagine that~
[quote]Edgy wrote:
John Wayne hated horses.
imagine that~[/quote]
They were better actors.
Vikings discovered Canada.
then left.
where does Nards come up with the shit…some of it is just kind of weird. But hilarious.
[quote]csulli wrote:
Thread should be called a window into Nards’s mind.[/quote]
Basically yes.
Hey does anyone know that old song that goes “Way down south where the bananas grow a flea sat on an elephants toe”?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
the banana tree is not a tree. you all probably know that, but when I found out, it blew my 9 year old MIND![/quote]
what …what the fuck is this shit?! If a Banana tree isnt a tree…then what is it?
I went on youtube looking to see what people meant by “the first presidential debate went really badly for Obama”.
10 minutes later, I found myself watching an interview with Jeffrey Dahmer.
I have no idea why there were links to serial killer interviews on the presidential debate video.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
Thread should be called a window into Nards’s mind.[/quote]
Basically yes.
Hey does anyone know that old song that goes “Way down south where the bananas grow a flea sat on an elephants toe”?
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Ain’t it great to be crazy?
First song: http://www.childni.org.uk/docs/Child%20Song%20Book.pdf
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Hey does anyone know that old song that goes “Way down south where the bananas grow a flea sat on an elephants toe”?
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Ain’t it great to be crazy?
First song: http://www.childni.org.uk/docs/Child%20Song%20Book.pdf [/quote]
Eh, thanks! This is messed up.
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Ain’t it Great to be Crazy
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy (x2)
Silly and foolish all day long
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy
I know a guy by the name of Bill,
Lives way down at the bottom of the hill,
Never washes and he never will,
Come on guys let’s spit on Bill.
Way down south where bananas grow,
A flea stood on an elephants toe,
The elephant said with tear in his eye,
Pick on someone your own darn size.
A horse, a flea and 3 blind mice,
Sat in a barnyard shooting dice.
The horse slipped and fell on the flea,
Whoops said the flea, there’s a horse on me.
Way down south where the grass grows green,
Pussycat sat on a sewing machine.
Machine was a singer and began to hum,
And it stitched up the hole in the pussycats bum.
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I think there is a lesson in the song. Dont go down south? Spitting on people is okay if they smell? Holy shit.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m schizophrenic,
And so am I.
I really want to LARP one day. I will create a zealot priest character and demand all other players to commit to the book or die by my sword. I will also accuse magic-users of practising blasphemous pagan arts and insist they be put to death, as well as those damn elves and dwarves (I don’t care WHAT they smell like!).
There will be an ethnic cleansing to leave room for the only pure race. Then I will scream at and attack anyone who disagrees with me, making sure to comment on how they will suffer for eternity for disobeying the word of the Lord.
Bets on how long it’ll take to get booted?
[quote]Apoklyps wrote:
I really want to LARP one day. I will create a zealot priest character and demand all other players to commit to the book or die by my sword. I will also accuse magic-users of practising blasphemous pagan arts and insist they be put to death, as well as those damn elves and dwarves (I don’t care WHAT they smell like!).
There will be an ethnic cleansing to leave room for the only pure race. Then I will scream at and attack anyone who disagrees with me, making sure to comment on how they will suffer for eternity for disobeying the word of the Lord.
Bets on how long it’ll take to get booted?[/quote]
You better hope you don’t run into lightning bolt guy.
[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
the banana tree is not a tree. you all probably know that, but when I found out, it blew my 9 year old MIND![/quote]
28yo mind blown[/quote]
Similarly, check out how cashews are grown. Blew my mind earlier this year. Above pic is a cashew…
I hate all politics and baseball. This is truly the worst month.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
One yard motherfucker.
Thats 36 inches.
Thats right.
Slink away in shame. [/quote]
But the definition of an inch has been subject to interpretation. Napoleon was actually 5’7" but was quoted as being only 5’2" as they used the French inch which was a little longer than the English inch.
Its true, I looked it up on ‘Nude Girls, Random Facts’[/quote]
That is an awesome site.
Calypigian means having a nice ass.
I learned that there.
Napoleon personal guards were also HYOOOGE motherfuckers (all had to be over 6ft, which was pretty tall for that era), which made him look tiny and reinforced the myth.
[quote]Apoklyps wrote:
Napoleon personal guards were also HYOOOGE motherfuckers (all had to be over 6ft, which was pretty tall for that era), which made him look tiny and reinforced the myth.[/quote]
Where did you get that from? The Imperial Guard comprised Grenadiers, Chasseurs a Cheval and Voltigeurs. Perhaps you are thinking of Frederich Wilhelm I’s Potsdam Giants?
