Another good one for when the previous posts stinks.
My hands are too brutally big to be any good at “Draw Something”
It makes me sad because I’m so talented with MS Paint
Innovation is defined as “balancing creative tension between two seemingly contradictory markets.” Pixar, for example, considers itself an entertainment technology company.
I can’t remember whether I got that from “Business Model Generation” or “The New Geography of Jobs.”
Save this one!
How many of me does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None…I like my rooms like I like my women.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Later today, I’m going to eat something drizzled with caramel.
Fucking excited.[/quote]
Oh my… I almost think we aren’t talking about apples, and are at the same time. I have no idea why I think that…
[quote]Nards wrote:
How many of me does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None…I like my rooms like I like my women.
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Big with lots of padding?
Touche!
I don’t want to work anymore. ever.
I’m fucking tired of hearing about the space shuttle.
It was a low-flying POS and it’d better not let the door hit it in the ass on the way out.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m fucking tired of hearing about the space shuttle.
It was a low-flying POS and it’d better not let the door hit it in the ass on the way out.[/quote]
No doubt! They had to clear trees and lightposts for it.
Fuck that thing…did you know that the astronauts on it aren’t floating because of low gravity…the goddamned piece of shit doesn’t even get far enough away from Earth for gravity to be that low…it’s because of its decaying orbit to it’s in a constant state of free fall.
Again: SHUTTLE GET FUCKED!
I’m a doodler.
and I hate that I am a doodler.
and I hate all doodlers. in effect, I hate me.
and I hate that all my important documents are doodled on. by me.
(dwarves smell like chocolate chip cookies)
The Pen is Mightier.
The Penis Mightier.
… You’re sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!!!
What’s red and not there?
…
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No tomatoes!!!
Why don’t you want to shower with a pokemon?
…
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Because he’ll pikachu!!!
Thread should be called a window into Nards’s mind.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Later today, I’m going to eat something drizzled with caramel.
Fucking excited.[/quote]
You like caramel, try this out.
9x12 pan.
Layer of ice cream bars on bottom.
Layer of cool ha-whip.
Drizzle layer of caramel.
Sprinkle crushed cookie of your choice.
Repeat so there is two layers of ingredients.
Freeze for six hour and devour.
Fuck DQ lol.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Moonraker is the perfect example of a movie that you love as a kid but hate when you grow up. If anyone over 30 tells you they like that movie ask them when they last saw it and it was likely when it was the ABC Sunday night movie in the 80s.
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Know this funny man. All Bond movies are good. Some are just gooder than others.
Stop spreading lies. It hurts us all…
Why does Netflix instant view play have so many 2nd tier movies in thier catalog?
Are they all just filler to funnel me to particular movies and TV shows?
What the fuck is going on there man?