my buddy owns n opperates this bar,i workout at his house a couple of blocks away. his roomate is usually the bouncer/doorman until he had surgury a week ago. anyway i get asked to fill in his spot last night so i’m like sure(free food n beer n make 50$). i live in a very small town that is considered redneck,and it was cowboy up night.
we’ll this guy about 45-50 gets socked in the nose by the dj and was bleeding all over the place. my freind tells me to get this guy out because he was drunk and a health hazard. this guys a soft 275 and i’m 155,so he’s all pissed and doesn’t want to leave and he’s getting out of control. i’m thinkin oh fck,not on my first night.
this guy thinks he isn’t going to take any shit from me so i had to rag doll em a little bit. luckily theres this guy who’s a regular,ex biker,280 lbs of PURE meaness,and thinks its his bar!(which nobody can argue cause he looks out for the place). well we get this guy out the backdoor where im taking i.ds and i see em drive by,thinking that mother#@#%&&. 2 min. later the guy had turned around came back and drove his truck straight into the first guys jeep that socked em up. this guy has a jacked up f150!and the jeep was parked directly behind me at the backdoor. i yell to the 280 lbs of meaness to help me out with this,then the guy throws it into reverse and takes off.
so i’m in a full sprint with this truck trying to get his license #. he turns the corner and instead of leaving he decides he wants to take it out on the bar and turns right in the direction of the bar while i’m chasing him. he stomps on the gas and barely misses me,crashing right into the building. he hit a beam thank god,cause he wouldve went right through if hed hit anywhere else.
the meaness runs up to the truck(by this time hes so pissed he was gonna ruff this cat up cause nobody fucks with his bar he says)and tries to pull the guy out but couldnt because the doors were locked. this guy throws it in reverse almost hitting me again while i was taking his license plate#,and takes off. i give the # to my buddy to call the cops,cause i couldnt stick around to deal with em because of personal issues.
this guy was in his mid to late 50s and one of the stupidest things ive ever seen anyone do,i’m sure he was a family man and right now hes probably waking up in a jail cell a felon this morning. all this on my very 1st night working there,i couldve been killed three times and the guy wouldnt even have known it.
this is just a story about drunken stupidness on my first night of running the door. i’ll think twice about volunteering a second time.
i was filling in for my buddy who had 2 screws in is wrist last week.i’m not a bouncer by any means.my buddy needed a fill in so it was all good helping em out cause he hooks it up there.hes my workout partner and he big and then the 280 lbs of meaness regulates it for me.he’s the kind of guy who relives the glorydays by doing it.its funny.he sits in the same chair everyweek on everyweekend looking to beat the hell out of someone when their spoiling everyones time.
with the pills i’m currently taking them properly PERSCRIBED so call it what u will.peace
how can a 155lb guy “ragdoll” anyone?
From what I read on another post you’re thinking of running Dbol too… someone please get on this guy about this. You’re too small to be doing gear bro.
i didn’t mind doing it, it was going smooth until the end,it happened at the very end with most of the people gone. im from about 14 miles away i just moved up here and its totally different than in town.its like a country ho down,there’s alot of females up here that are much nicer than in my town.my town has a hi percentage of methamphetamine users.theres alot of good people to.the % is just hi,and i grew up with everbody on both sides.i never my back on my roots so i’d rather not deal with em and lay low up here.its was just to meet chicks.
i’m a product of having my ass whipped my entire life by people who knew that it would be better for me.thats why i started wrestling my freinds were about 4 years older,bigger and tougher than anybody around em and we’d have strap matches from the time i was 5.when i’d wrestle people my own size i’d mop the floor with em(literally).i was so much more tougher mentally i just beat up people on the mat.hoyce gracy’s been my idol growing up,and my freinds were my click where i grew up .we watched our family members destroy themselves so
we knew what not to do. with all the bullshit we’ve had to deal with we’d live for those gracy like straps,and have em daily.
so who am i gonna ragdoll?
ANYBODY,gracy folds for no size.its just a little more work.
Lol, all while getting 3 hrs sleep/night and in serious opiate withdrawal. Man, your threads are a riot. You should definitely get your own reality tv show.
there are some commas left out in there,i’m eating some clams.this thread is going stupid i wish i wouldnt have posted it ,i was just FLIPPIN! last night.
your guys replies are crazy about the opes is crazy.this weeks been hell,methadone works well.i wanted to see if this sounded like overserving.i dont want to ever have to ragdoll anybody.
Sorry I didn’t really mean to rip ya, I was thinking more along the lines that you wouldn’t feel a thing if you had to scrap . It was a good story though. I hope you can manage to get yourself off those meds.
[quote]mark lonnie jr wrote:
your guys replies are crazy about the opes is crazy.this weeks been hell,methadone works well.i wanted to see if this sounded like overserving.i dont want to ever have to ragdoll anybody.[/quote]
If you don’t want to have to ragdoll anybody, then you need to learn how to use a comanding voice and presence. You should also clear up any shit you may have with the local authorities. They can be very helpfull.
ps. Methadone is harder to kick than heroine.Look into the new class of opioid receptor blockers. Believe me. Have fun!
its not at all like chuck norris.its like final destination.i almost got hurt seriously again, in the blind.i was standing in the doorway and just a few more feet,i wouldve been on the dl for a while.
sorry for babbling way to much.