My Daughter Attempted to Kill Me

[quote]AlteredState wrote:
Well done mate, she should do well with her life. Pretty and brainy.

A bit like OG, guess.

Sorry OG, I just could not resist a bit of idle flattery.[/quote]

Thanks for the props strange unknown poster of whom I have no knowledge but seems to have accrued a huge number of posts!

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
you…you procreated?..then we’re too late…we’re too late.

seriously though how old are you?? I thought you were like 25[/quote]

LMAO!

Strange how you get a mental image of someone then it turns out to be wrong eh? As an example I always saw you as being about 75 or 76 :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m 39 mate. You think I’d know as much as I do about pulling poon if I was only 25? Actually at 25 I was pretty damn good but hey…

[quote]Renton wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
you…you procreated?..then we’re too late…we’re too late.

seriously though how old are you?? I thought you were like 25

LMAO!

Strange how you get a mental image of someone then it turns out to be wrong eh? As an example I always saw you as being about 75 or 76 :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m 39 mate. You think I’d know as much as I do about pulling poon if I was only 25? Actually at 25 I was pretty damn good but hey…[/quote]

haha i thought that was a present day picture of you in your avatar

Hahaha great joke A+ work for Renton’s daughter!

Congrats on being her up right Renton, good work mate.

If Renton was Ewan McGregor, I would be on his doorstep.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
Renton wrote:
AccipiterQ wrote:
you…you procreated?..then we’re too late…we’re too late.

seriously though how old are you?? I thought you were like 25

LMAO!

Strange how you get a mental image of someone then it turns out to be wrong eh? As an example I always saw you as being about 75 or 76 :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m 39 mate. You think I’d know as much as I do about pulling poon if I was only 25? Actually at 25 I was pretty damn good but hey…

haha i thought that was a present day picture of you in your avatar [/quote]

You ain’t seen Trainspotting then? It’s a good movie.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
If Renton was Ewan McGregor, I would be on his doorstep.[/quote]

I’m sexier than he is in real life.

And a lot bigger…

Shes my age… :wink:

I hope I never have a daughter…or if I do I hope she’s not hot.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
I hope I never have a daughter…or if I do I hope she’s not hot. [/quote]

Children tend to look more like their father, so I wouldn’t worry.

[quote]Renton wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If Renton was Ewan McGregor, I would be on his doorstep.

I’m sexier than he is in real life.

And a lot bigger…[/quote]

coughYoung Adamcough

[quote]Mick28 wrote:
Hey…way to talk about your daughter…nice.[/quote]

Go away.

[quote]AlteredState wrote:
Testy1 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

Smart, funny and pretty? Oh you are in for some trouble!

and she seems to know how to push Dad’s buttons, good girl!

Sounds like a younger OG.

Eh? Damn that’s bizarre that we had the same thought, independantly.[/quote]

Thank you oh unknown Poster!

and thank you Testy1!

V-Diet?

[quote]Mick28 wrote:

You first clown.[/quote]

Looks like you messed with the wrong clown Mick.

[quote]Mick28 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Mick28 wrote:
Hey…way to talk about your daughter…nice.

Go away.

You first clown.[/quote]

FFS - Flame war starting over how I speak about my daughters?

It’s my choice as well as theirs and has developed along side their personalities over the years. It’s meant in jest and they know it. They give me just as much back. It’s like locker room talk.

I am close enough with my girls to have that kind of relationship. It doesn’t affect how they are. They are all clever and strong individuals.

If you take offence at how I treat them just think on that it works for us and you have no right to judge that. You want me judging your life without you asking for my oppinion?

Mak knows me very well and in just two words was saying all I just said.

Now shut up or play nice.

Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

[quote]print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?[/quote]

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?