My Daughter Attempted to Kill Me

[quote]print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?[/quote]

16, but making your trip for that reason will probably cost you more than just a ticket.

[quote]Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?[/quote]

Damnit, I’m too slow.

[quote]rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?

Damnit, I’m too slow.[/quote]

:-))) But you think exactly the same mate.

[quote]Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?[/quote]

Did you not notice what i was holding in the above pic?
You may want to go back to the Armory and look for something
a little bigger, and no i don’t mean your tally whacker, that
may work for Mak but not me.

[quote]print wrote:
Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?

Did you not notice what i was holding in the above pic?
You may want to go back to the Armory and look for something
a little bigger, and no i don’t mean your tally whacker, that
may work for Mak but not me.[/quote]

You misunderstand me mate. I’m protecting YOU from HER!

[quote]Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?

Did you not notice what i was holding in the above pic?
You may want to go back to the Armory and look for something
a little bigger, and no i don’t mean your tally whacker, that
may work for Mak but not me.

You misunderstand me mate. I’m protecting YOU from HER! [/quote]

Got it! see ya in 2010…

[quote]print wrote:
Got it! see ya in 2010…[/quote]

You have no idea of the horrors that my girls can wreak. Well at least we’ll have your company for a couple more years before your suicide.

[quote]Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?[/quote]

I didn’t know you were allowed guns over there. Are you in the armed forces or police?

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Renton wrote:
print wrote:
Renton, What’s the legal age before i make the trip?

16 mate so you got 2 years to wait. Oh but did I mention you still need to get past me and my fully loaded MP5?

I didn’t know you were allowed guns over there. Are you in the armed forces or police?[/quote]

Ex military.

Unfortunately guns are not allowed here (Outside of shotguns for hunting).

That doesn’t mean to say they are not easy to get hold of.

Allegedly.

[quote]Renton wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If Renton was Ewan McGregor, I would be on his doorstep.

I’m sexier than he is in real life.

And a lot bigger…[/quote]

But do you have the balls to take all the cash?

If so, are you nice enough to leave some for Spud?

I just watched trainspotting this morning again, forgot how good of a movie that was.

[quote]Magnate wrote:
Renton wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
If Renton was Ewan McGregor, I would be on his doorstep.

I’m sexier than he is in real life.

And a lot bigger…

But do you have the balls to take all the cash?

If so, are you nice enough to leave some for Spud?

I just watched trainspotting this morning again, forgot how good of a movie that was.[/quote]

Lol - I sent spud a few quid in the post.

Top film indeed. I may watch it myself later tonight.

[quote]Renton wrote:
You have no idea of the horrors that my girls can wreak. Well at least we’ll have your company for a couple more years before your suicide.[/quote]

lol

Wouldn’t you know it’s fake because it’s just too much weight to put on all at once? Like isn’t that 6-8 months into it at that size? Just how long had it been since you’d seen someone to think they could have gotten that pregnant so quickly?

LOL WUT?

Nice bump.

[quote]Renton wrote:
Following are photographs that the father of a 14 year old girl should not see.[/quote]

Sorry Mister,

It’s just, we met at this party and we were drinking and one thing lead to another…

I swear to God she said she was 16 – I mean 18.

How are the girls, Renton?

Thanks for the call the other day. Feeling somewhat better these days.

Mouahhh! xoxo

When are you hooking me up with your daughter?