I’ve recently been informed via facebook that Kerley has ruined his chances of getting into the fapping hall of fame due to a broken hand. You had a good run buddy.
Got him.
The world mourns today…
First Griffey retires… they Kerley’s put on the DL. Hard times.
I shall avenge thee!!!
In the name of Ireland, this I swear, mo chara, this I swear!!!
Right or left? Cuz the left is usually used only in case of emergencies.
You still have another hand Suzie Q! Get to it!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
this I swear, mo chara, this I swear!!![/quote]
Ha, wow. You can already speak more Irish than most Irish people. Congrats!
^Me and the green eyed beauty have thought him well!
And its the right hand 
which means i either get cast burn or aN impersonation of what 15 year old girls give as hand jobs…i choose cast burn!
FECK!!!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
^Me and the green eyed beauty have thought him well!
And its the right hand which means i either get cast burn or aN impersonation of what 15 year old girls give as hand jobs…i choose cast burn![/quote]
Really ???1?!?
I would have bet you’d say a 15 year old girl’s handy.
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
^Me and the green eyed beauty have thought him well!
And its the right hand which means i either get cast burn or aN impersonation of what 15 year old girls give as hand jobs…i choose cast burn![/quote]
Really ???1?!?
I would have bet you’d say a 15 year old girl’s handy.[/quote]
15 year olds give joystick style handies, no stroke whatsoever.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
^Me and the green eyed beauty have thought him well!
And its the right hand which means i either get cast burn or aN impersonation of what 15 year old girls give as hand jobs…i choose cast burn![/quote]
Really ???1?!?
I would have bet you’d say a 15 year old girl’s handy.[/quote]
15 year olds give joystick style handies, no stroke whatsoever.[/quote]
exactly, cast burn any day.
you can teach a 15 yr old, Kerley not so much
you broke it again? same hand?
[quote]B-Man wrote:
you broke it again? same hand?[/quote]
yes…
How much fapping do you have to do to break a hand?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
^Me and the green eyed beauty have thought him well!
And its the right hand which means i either get cast burn or aN impersonation of what 15 year old girls give as hand jobs…i choose cast burn![/quote]
Really ???1?!?
I would have bet you’d say a 15 year old girl’s handy.[/quote]
15 year olds give joystick style handies, no stroke whatsoever.[/quote]
exactly, cast burn any day.[/quote]
It takes laser-foucs but I can still bust during a bad handy.
Kerls, I dont think you can afford to mangle your dick anymore at your age. You’re gonna be worn down to a nub by 30.
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
It takes laser-foucs but I can still bust during a bad handy.
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That’s impressive. I’ve only been able to bust during blowies from 1 chick (my current chick) and that was after much practice.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
It takes laser-foucs but I can still bust during a bad handy.
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That’s impressive. I’ve only been able to bust during blowies from 1 chick (my current chick) and that was after much practice.[/quote]
Not to bore you Bob, but when I was in late teens/early 20’s I couldn’t bust from a beejer to save my life. I would always have to stick it in the snatch to drop my goo.
However, now I can sling mayo during even mediocre blowjobs.
Don’t give up hope.