My Condolences to Kerley

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i just had a cast handed fap, and success no cast burn either.

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If Kerley was an expert fapper, as he claims, he should be capable of using his left hand.

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[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]B-Man wrote:
you broke it again? same hand?[/quote]

yes…:([/quote]

how did you manage that?

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fapping too hard, slipped and punched a wall…or so the story goes.

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[quote]andrew_live wrote:
fapping too hard, slipped and punched a wall…or so the story goes.[/quote]

allegedly

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i have cast burn. fMl

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Dude, you broke your arm? Go get sympathy from the ladies and have them do it for you.

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[quote]Kerley wrote:
i have cast burn. fMl[/quote]

i told you to jack with the left. Thats what you get bro-cheese.

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[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
i have cast burn. fMl[/quote]

i told you to jack with the left. Thats what you get bro-cheese.[/quote]

its impossible!!

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Neat little trick: Plastic bag + Vaseline between mattresses = oily vagina (nothing new there) and no cast burn.

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[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Neat little trick: Plastic bag + Mayonnaise between mattresses = sloppy second’s vagina (nothing new there) and no cast burn.[/quote]

Fixed.

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[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Neat little trick: Plastic bag + Vaseline between mattresses = oily vagina (nothing new there) and no cast burn.[/quote]

I will try this weekend.

Can I subsitute the vaso for olive oil, the mattresses for couch cushions and the plastic bag for a ham sandwich?

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cant i just hump my pillow?

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My condolences Kerley, I saw you comment on one of of the EFS lifters status’ on Facebook, you have now been added.
Again, my condolences.

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[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
My condolences Kerley, I saw you comment on one of of the EFS lifters status’ on Facebook, you have now been added.
Again, my condolences.[/quote]

did you see me hating on pegg? hahaha

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^ Yup that was the one. I’m sure he appreciated that you recognised him haha

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Shit Suzy, that really sucks.

So close…and yet so far…

let me know if I can lend a hand, I mean…not that of course…

fuckit.

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we need to help Suzy out, his house is running out of pillows. …well ones tat dont weigh 10 pounds and are harder than steel.

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[quote]andrew_live wrote:
we need to help Suzy out, his house is running out of pillows. …well ones tat dont weigh 10 pounds and are harder than steel.[/quote]

your a level 2 you must fetch me pillows.

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^ Better a pillow fetcher than a fellow’s petter