While we’re on the subject of awesome bros, I’ll toot my own horn-
*Brother’s in the Navy and was on the ship that popped those Somalian pirates
*Married three times (twice before he was 22), everlasting font of advice about the ladeez. His pimp hand is the strongest I have ever witnessed. His game is like some undeniable force of nature. He used to walk into ANY place, be it club, bar, party or the fuckin’ gas station and go home with any girl he wanted. Exploits that make Tucker Max seem like a fat kid crying in his basement.
*Took me to movies three times a week, every week without fail from ages 12-18. Would roll up in whatever car he had that month (usually a Firebird, Impala or something ridiculously lifted) pull me out of school and off we went to whatever theatre took his fancy.
*Was truly puzzled when I told him most women find anal somewhat uncomfortable. Comes back a week later with a black eye and says, “You were right man.”
[quote]maglite wrote:
Mac, your bro looks awesome! Very impressive for a youngster.
So here’s a pic of one of the many things that my brother has done for me. First off, the guy is an absolute genius…seriously, IQ wise he is off the charts. He’s one of those self taught masters of many things. I bought this 65 Pontiac Catalina to cruise around one winter. I headed off to work on the road for about 6 months and he was supposed to paint it. I landed back in town and this is what came rollin up to the airport.
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Am I the only one that noticed the hot chick in that car?
[quote]Nyral wrote:
maglite wrote:
Mac, your bro looks awesome! Very impressive for a youngster.
So here’s a pic of one of the many things that my brother has done for me. First off, the guy is an absolute genius…seriously, IQ wise he is off the charts. He’s one of those self taught masters of many things. I bought this 65 Pontiac Catalina to cruise around one winter. I headed off to work on the road for about 6 months and he was supposed to paint it. I landed back in town and this is what came rollin up to the airport.
Am I the only one that noticed the hot chick in that car?[/quote]
Well, that would make sense, did you see that car? Not like he’s gonna have some heffer fucking up his leather bench seats.
thats f***in hilarious!!! I forgot she was in the picture. That’s my wife bitches!!! Just got married a month ago. You should see her train, holy shit!! She’s complaining right now about how sore she is from deadlifting. I appreciate the props on the car. I’m a lucky son of a bitch, that’s for sure.
My brother shit his pants and vomited within ten minutes. He’s pretty badass, fought his way out of my step-mom’s vagina back in may. I think he’s still recovering. I’m overseeing his current mass cycle though.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Shit, five years ago my brother stole my car, used it in an armed robbery and got it confiscated by the cops. Yeah, my brother’s not that awesome.[/quote]
My brother borrowed my Jeep and was involved in a hit and run on two cars (both of which were parked), got out of the car and ran home. He was, obviously, wasted. This was on Christmas. My Jeep is still at the impound. High five for awesome brothers!
My brother borrowed my car and then parked it illegally and got it towed! I had to pay 200.00 to get it back. Another time he borrowed my dads truck and decided to drive it around in the fog. He pulled out in front of a car onto the freeway and totaled it…
So we’re at a strip club and we’ve only been there about a half hour, he spills his beer right on my crotch area! So now I can’t get any lap dances because it looks like I pee’d my pants. Thanks Brother!
my brother is 14 and the first time and last time he ever benched he ramped to 185. He has a great potential
but he doesnt want to train. that makes him so-so
