[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Even unflavored micellar casein and milk protein isolate powder would be hugely appreciated, then I could mix my own, but I doubt that Tim is going to sell me any of his raw materials in bulk.[/quote]
Why bulk? It sounds like what you’re asking for, is simply for Biotest to offer Metabolic Drive in an unflavored version, alongside the five existing flavors.
Tim, I’ll buy it. That’s two customers for you.
[quote]dhuge67 wrote:
So, you want something like this?[/quote]
Uh, oh.
I did, but now it’s gone.
I’d better go check the Asian Vixens thread to see if my “modified” Alpha Male label is still posted.
Sorry going off on a bit of a tangent here, but THANK YOU! “Xavas”, and truly, 99% of the Japanese supplement industry is pure crap! I think that stuff is a mixture of talc, dehydrated “dashi” and pencil shavings. It honestly tastes that bad, and its like 100$ for 5kg.
Don’t even get me started on “grapplers protein” and “strikers protein”
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Miserere, have you ever made or eaten pemmican?
Take 1 kg of raw lean beef (rump, flank, and round are good cuts to use) cut into 1/2 inch thick strips, marinate it in slightly diluted Worcestershire sauce for about an hour, then dry it in the oven at a very low heat (don’t cook the meat) until it’s brittle.
Shred it and pound it until it’s the consistency of pencil shavings.
Next, melt 1 kg of suet or lard (beef or pork fat) in a saucepan (again at a very low heat) and let it cool until it’s lukewarm but still liquid.
Drizzle the melted fat over the meat in a big bowl and mix it all up, along with walnuts, dried blueberries, cherries or other nuts and fruit if you like, then mould the whole 2-kilo blob into a big loaf and let it harden.
It’ll stay good for weeks without refrigeration, and you can just tear off chunks whenever you get the urge. That’s as close as I have ever come to real meat protein bars with complex carbs. It is the perfect food.
Obviously, a purist would use sun-dried elk venison and wild blueberries with melted grizzly bear grease, but we use what we has on hand. [/quote]
So that’s what that shit is, huh?
The only time I’d heard of it is from that “Oregon Trail” game.
Fine. Chicken caesar salad, then.
Picky, picky.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’m sorry, Varq but I have this mental picture of TC and Tim teeing off at the local driving range and TC looks over at Tim with a grimace and says, “Tim, I gotta tell ya what I read on the site today”.
[Thwack]
“Oh yeah, TC, what crazy shit is on there today”?
“Well, there’s this guy from Japan…that suggests…that we…ummm… enhance our available selections of Metabolic Drive”.
[Thwack]
“Really”?
“Yeah”.
“Like what”?
[Thwack]
“Like a new flavor or two”.
“Hmmm…what did he have in mind”?
“Well…ummmm…”
“Go ahead. Spit it out”.
[Thwack]
“Ummm…he…uh…suggested…uhhh…Chinese chicken salad”
[Doink]
“Damn! Fuckin’ sliced again. Gawd dammit”![/quote]
You imagine us playing GOLF?
Can’t we be doing something else, like shooting hoops, cutting down trees, or ogling women?
Here ya go, Push: a blast from the past, highly appropriate to this topic, and right up your alley! A letter to the T-Mag editor from 1990!
[quote]New Supplement Needed
My diet is deficient in vaginal secretions. As the best supplement company on the planet, I’m requesting that you make a pussy juice supplement.
Like TRIBEX-500, I expect the extract to come from only the finest specimens and be um, contamination free.
Flavorwise, I would like to see a Kelly Preston and a Krista Allen flavor for starters. Like Grow!, if you can’t use the real thing, I expect you to make it taste just as good.
It should also make a certain um, bodypart grow bigger kinda like Myostat.
Also, make it in liquid form to be taken um, orally like Methoxy-7.
And make it anabolic too while you are at it.
Cunning Linguist
(Then TC writes back:) [/quote]
“I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t we work on making pussy taste like Grow! I mean, after all, a guy can get tired of the taste of pussy.”
I haven’t tried it, but Chef Jay’s (the company that makes Tri-o-plex bars) makes a protein soup. Worth a shot.
Optimum also makes a flavorless protein powder for baking.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
“I mean, after all, a guy can get tired of the taste of pussy.”[/quote]
That’s why it’s important to rotate your pussies, just like some guys rotate their protein powders.
(Push: you’ll back me up on this, I hope?)