Muscle Worship

[quote]texasguy likes:

  1. Devo - whip it[/quote]
    Are we not men…No, you are not men. You are far from it…you are DEVO. Lame.

Too easy.

These clowns suffer from the same affliction as Devo – it sounds like retarded robot music. Gay by association.

Fellatio innuendo, clearly.

Also too easy.

Aaaa ha ha ha ha!

Even if he hadn’t manhandled little boys, there would still be rumors abound.

More retarded robot music.

I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I ain’t givin’ you the benefit of the doubt!

Reg-gay.

NTTAWWT.

muscle is great but is not to be worshipped. narcissism sucks

good fuck. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhghh


“Then grease me up, dude!”

this thread is ubergei.

[quote]Sxio wrote:
40yarddash wrote:
Wait he just stood like five feet in front of you and looked at you up and down?

No, I was leaving a restaurant and had to walk towards his table. My wife spotted it too. Yeah it was a very obvious check out.

Hey I check out women ALL THE TIME but I try not to be obvious about it.

I know I should be flattered, but I just felt disgusted.

When you do weigh it up though, it’s better that they look than don’t, but I can’t help it if my reaction is to want to vomit. [/quote]

You should take it as a complement for sure. I don’t care who checks me out, but I guess if someone was staring at me that would be a bit weird(male or female…unless she was hot.:))

If it disgusts you, maybe don’t think about fucking a dude…:slight_smile:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Beat me to it!

Note to self: Don’t use the word “beat” in a thread this gay…or any of the following phrases:

“Let’s pack it in”
“Does anyone want a tossed salad?!”
“This is SO hard”
or
“I want some fudge”

NTTAWWT[/quote]

Surely you know the gay man would like to get you “right oaf”?

[quote]cmbgrn11 wrote:
THAT WAS EXCELLENT!!! u guys are harsh!! but thanks for the input. i don’t even know what to say to all of this. i’ve never thought of bein gay. just had a weird, um, affliction?. true, i wish i had a body that other men & women coveted but, alas, i do not. i’m no troll, however. just wanted input & i guess i got it! thanks to everyone who gave me their unbiased opinion.

and to everyone who just flat out said what came to their minds: broaden your horizon. true, now that i look at it from a guy who has that type of bod’s pov, it would seem crazy, farfetched, & all, but i would hope i’d be flattered. of course, letting him actually do it would be one thing, but acknowledging the worship & adoration would probably do a world of good to someone in that situation: looking for a model/hero to look up to. just my own thoughts. again, thanks to EVERYONE!! [/quote]

You are soaked in estrogen. Pack it in!

[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
texasguy likes:

  1. Devo - whip it
    Are we not men…No, you are not men. You are far from it…you are DEVO. Lame.

  2. Queen - another one bites the dust
    Too easy.

  3. Talking Heads - burning down the house
    These clowns suffer from the same affliction as Devo – it sounds like retarded robot music. Gay by association.

  4. ELO - don’t bring me down
    Fellatio innuendo, clearly.

  5. Peter Gabriel - sledgehammer
    Also too easy.

  6. Billy Idol - white wedding dress
    Aaaa ha ha ha ha!

  7. Michael Jackson - thriller
    Even if he hadn’t manhandled little boys, there would still be rumors abound.

  8. Depeche Mode - personal jesus
    More retarded robot music.

  9. Dexy’s Midnight Runners - come on eileen
    I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I ain’t givin’ you the benefit of the doubt!

  10. Sting and the Police - Roxanne
    Reg-gay.

NTTAWWT.
[/quote]

that you can find homosexuality where it isn’t is a clue to your faginess more so than any one elses. fag! but don’t you worry, your parents will love you anyways. besides, that is just for cardio and not regular listening. the beats are good and without the “i’m a depressed loser and i’m going to sing about it” attitude that you hear in other music.

[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:

  1. Dexy’s Midnight Runners - come on eileen
    I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I ain’t givin’ you the benefit of the doubt!


NTTAWWT.
[/quote]

There is nothing gay about coming on Eileen.

[quote]Andrew Dixon wrote:
Sxio wrote:
40yarddash wrote:
Wait he just stood like five feet in front of you and looked at you up and down?

No, I was leaving a restaurant and had to walk towards his table. My wife spotted it too. Yeah it was a very obvious check out.

Hey I check out women ALL THE TIME but I try not to be obvious about it.

I know I should be flattered, but I just felt disgusted.

When you do weigh it up though, it’s better that they look than don’t, but I can’t help it if my reaction is to want to vomit.

You should take it as a complement for sure. I don’t care who checks me out, but I guess if someone was staring at me that would be a bit weird(male or female…unless she was hot.:))

If it disgusts you, maybe don’t think about fucking a dude…:slight_smile:

[/quote]

Disgust or curiosity?

Just kidding.

Don’t let that stuff get to you. The world is full of gay guys and you are going to get hit on and checked out a few times in your life

[quote]cmbgrn11 wrote:
THAT WAS EXCELLENT!!! u guys are harsh!! but thanks for the input. i don’t even know what to say to all of this. i’ve never thought of bein gay. just had a weird, um, affliction?. true, i wish i had a body that other men & women coveted but, alas, i do not. i’m no troll, however. just wanted input & i guess i got it! thanks to everyone who gave me their unbiased opinion.

and to everyone who just flat out said what came to their minds: broaden your horizon. true, now that i look at it from a guy who has that type of bod’s pov, it would seem crazy, farfetched, & all, but i would hope i’d be flattered. of course, letting him actually do it would be one thing, but acknowledging the worship & adoration would probably do a world of good to someone in that situation: looking for a model/hero to look up to. just my own thoughts. again, thanks to EVERYONE!! [/quote]

You’re on fire dude keep it up! And by fire I mean flaming…


Wow, I am without words. I need to do something to make this thread a little more interesting, stat.


OK, it is still gay…

one more

God this thread is so funny!

The original post could be part of a south park or Little Britton episode.

Me thinks he is the only gay in the village!

[quote]texasguy wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
texasguy likes:

  1. Devo - whip it
    Are we not men…No, you are not men. You are far from it…you are DEVO. Lame.

  2. Queen - another one bites the dust
    Too easy.

  3. Talking Heads - burning down the house
    These clowns suffer from the same affliction as Devo – it sounds like retarded robot music. Gay by association.

  4. ELO - don’t bring me down
    Fellatio innuendo, clearly.

  5. Peter Gabriel - sledgehammer
    Also too easy.

  6. Billy Idol - white wedding dress
    Aaaa ha ha ha ha!

  7. Michael Jackson - thriller
    Even if he hadn’t manhandled little boys, there would still be rumors abound.

  8. Depeche Mode - personal jesus
    More retarded robot music.

  9. Dexy’s Midnight Runners - come on eileen
    I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I ain’t givin’ you the benefit of the doubt!

  10. Sting and the Police - Roxanne
    Reg-gay.

NTTAWWT.

What, X gets an avatar dis and I don’t? Unfair! I have a bald guy too…

that you can find homosexuality where it isn’t is a clue to your faginess more so than any one elses. fag! but don’t you worry, your parents will love you anyways. besides, that is just for cardio and not regular listening. the beats are good and without the “i’m a depressed loser and i’m going to sing about it” attitude that you hear in other music. [/quote]

I have to admit when I first read your thread it really made my skin crawl!! Yuckkkkk!!! shiver

However, dude, I have to tell ya, you’d be a very popular boy in the state of South Carolina!!! Ive never met more muscled up gay men in one town as I have living here in Columbia, South Carolina. And I lived in Los Angeles for almost 10 years!!!

Seems like around these parts, the bigger the boy the bigger the desire for penis!! Makes a single girl cry! Well, unless she’s asked to join or watch, that is!!! LOL ;->

[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk What, X gets an avatar dis and I don’t? Unfair! I have a bald guy too…
[/quote]

Ain’t nobody fucks with Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean’s no Jerk.