Talk to Professor X. He’ll help you out. 
He’s the best.
I dont even know what to say???
[quote]keaster wrote:
I dont even know what to say???
[/quote]
Try: “Fuck Oaf!”
[quote]texasguy wrote:
i’d probably punch you in the mouth if you said shit like that. [/quote]
And which one of your favorite gay songs would you be listening to while you punched him?
[quote]texasguy wrote:
my current list is this:
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Devo - whip it
-
Queen - another one bites the dust
-
Talking Heads - burning down the
house -
ELO - don’t bring me down
-
Peter Gabriel - sledgehammer
-
Billy Idol - white wedding dress
-
Michael Jackson - thriller
-
Depeche Mode - personal jesus
-
Dexy’s Midnight Runners - come on
eileen -
Sting and the Police - Roxanne [/quote]
Well I work out (duh) and the other day at a restaurant got checked out by a gay dude. He looked, paused, looked up, looked down etc.
And I felt violated. Why the fuck do they look at obviously straight guys. My wife told me “hey it’s better that they look right? it means you’re not ugly” and I guess she’s right but I didn’t like it.
But I won’t punch you if you ask me to ‘massage my muscles’. But I will be laughing for a long time and you will probably feel really embarassed. So don’t do it. Straight guys don’t want anything like that to do with other guys. If they do, then they’re not straight.
I’m curious about the “on the farm” part. Where did that come from?
[quote]smallmike wrote:
I’m curious about the “on the farm” part. Where did that come from?[/quote]
Some questions are better left un answered.
[quote]Sxio wrote:
Well I work out (duh) and the other day at a restaurant got checked out by a gay dude. He looked, paused, looked up, looked down etc.
And I felt violated. Why the fuck do they look at obviously straight guys. My wife told me “hey it’s better that they look right? it means you’re not ugly” and I guess she’s right but I didn’t like it.
But I won’t punch you if you ask me to ‘massage my muscles’. But I will be laughing for a long time and you will probably feel really embarassed. So don’t do it. Straight guys don’t want anything like that to do with other guys. If they do, then they’re not straight. [/quote]
Wait he just stood like five feet in front of you and looked at you up and down?
[quote]Sxio wrote:
Well I work out (duh) and the other day at a restaurant got checked out by a gay dude. He looked, paused, looked up, looked down etc.
And I felt violated. Why the fuck do they look at obviously straight guys. My wife told me “hey it’s better that they look right? it means you’re not ugly” and I guess she’s right but I didn’t like it.
But I won’t punch you if you ask me to ‘massage my muscles’. But I will be laughing for a long time and you will probably feel really embarassed. So don’t do it. Straight guys don’t want anything like that to do with other guys. If they do, then they’re not straight. [/quote]
You should feel flattered.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Sxio wrote:
Well I work out (duh) and the other day at a restaurant got checked out by a gay dude. He looked, paused, looked up, looked down etc.
And I felt violated. Why the fuck do they look at obviously straight guys. My wife told me “hey it’s better that they look right? it means you’re not ugly” and I guess she’s right but I didn’t like it.
But I won’t punch you if you ask me to ‘massage my muscles’. But I will be laughing for a long time and you will probably feel really embarassed. So don’t do it. Straight guys don’t want anything like that to do with other guys. If they do, then they’re not straight.
You should feel flattered.[/quote]
and then violated.
If you check out a woman… (at least for me) you don’t make an OBVIOUS up-and-down stare unless she is drunk or had been staring at you.
Gay guys shouldn’t do that to straight guys. I don’t care really, but i think it’s kinda wrong.
[quote]duece wrote:
texasguy wrote:
i’d probably punch you in the mouth if you said shit like that.
And which one of your favorite gay songs would you be listening to while you punched him?
texasguy wrote:
my current list is this:
-
Devo - whip it
-
Queen - another one bites the dust
-
Talking Heads - burning down the
house -
ELO - don’t bring me down
-
Peter Gabriel - sledgehammer
-
Billy Idol - white wedding dress
-
Michael Jackson - thriller
-
Depeche Mode - personal jesus
-
Dexy’s Midnight Runners - come on
eileen -
Sting and the Police - Roxanne [/quote]
none of those song are gay, but your opinion is. >:0
and i’d have to go with this one:
2. Queen - another one bites the dust
it’s really the only one that makes much sense.
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[quote]cmbgrn11 wrote:
i love muscle. i’m a 23yo guy in the prof world who goes to the gym daily. most of my friends are far more fit than i & i would love to feel the their muscles. i love feeling the power & raw, taboo connection between men. its a very weird & freakish thing, but i can’t help it. i’ve been told i give great massages & would love to give some of my new friends massages.
my question is: for men, the reason most guys pump up & get solidified, is to be admired. the utmost in that category is to be worshipped. speaking to the guys that love to be worshipped for their success in the gym & on the farm (wherever you get your muscle), how weird would it be if a buddy walked up to you & asked to give you a massage or feel your muscles while you posed?[/quote]
Finally somebody said it!! It was about time. I know I’m not alone in the world now.
Wait…
errr…
ummm…
That was gay dude. And not just any kind of gay, that is a very special “not made for TV” kind of gay.
I understand that you’re just trolling and you don’t really mean it (I hope) but it still takes a pretty gay mind to even come up with that as a joke, and then to think it would be funny to post.
Gay.
[quote]duece wrote:
texasguy wrote:
i’d probably punch you in the mouth if you said shit like that.
And which one of your favorite gay songs would you be listening to while you punched him?
texasguy wrote:
my current list is this:
-
Devo - whip it
-
Queen - another one bites the dust
-
Talking Heads - burning down the
house -
ELO - don’t bring me down
-
Peter Gabriel - sledgehammer
-
Billy Idol - white wedding dress
-
Michael Jackson - thriller
-
Depeche Mode - personal jesus
-
Dexy’s Midnight Runners - come on
eileen -
Sting and the Police - Roxanne [/quote]
Beat me to it!
Note to self: Don’t use the word “beat” in a thread this gay…or any of the following phrases:
“Let’s pack it in”
“Does anyone want a tossed salad?!”
“This is SO hard”
or
“I want some fudge”
NTTAWWT
Yawn…
[quote]Sxio wrote:
Well I work out (duh) and the other day at a restaurant got checked out by a gay dude. He looked, paused, looked up, looked down etc.
And I felt violated. Why the fuck do they look at obviously straight guys. My wife told me “hey it’s better that they look right? it means you’re not ugly” and I guess she’s right but I didn’t like it.
But I won’t punch you if you ask me to ‘massage my muscles’. But I will be laughing for a long time and you will probably feel really embarassed. So don’t do it. Straight guys don’t want anything like that to do with other guys. If they do, then they’re not straight. [/quote]
Some gay guys don’t really “look gay” so I would imagine that gay men might check out men indiscriminately, not knowing their sexuality when it is a complete stranger. No one sane is questioning your sexuality if another man thinks you are attractive. I agree with Zap. Just take it as a compliment and move on.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
duece wrote:
texasguy wrote:
i’d probably punch you in the mouth if you said shit like that.
And which one of your favorite gay songs would you be listening to while you punched him?
texasguy wrote:
my current list is this:
-
Devo - whip it
-
Queen - another one bites the dust
-
Talking Heads - burning down the
house -
ELO - don’t bring me down
-
Peter Gabriel - sledgehammer
-
Billy Idol - white wedding dress
-
Michael Jackson - thriller
-
Depeche Mode - personal jesus
-
Dexy’s Midnight Runners - come on
eileen -
Sting and the Police - Roxanne
Beat me to it!
Note to self: Don’t use the word “beat” in a thread this gay…or any of the following phrases:
“Let’s pack it in”
“Does anyone want a tossed salad?!”
“This is SO hard”
or
“I want some fudge”
NTTAWWT[/quote]
none of things songs are gay still. just your opinion. and your avatar.
and you used all of the banned phrases in your post. does that make you a closet fag?
[quote]texasguy wrote:
none of things songs are gay still. just your opinion. and your avatar.
and you used all of the banned phrases in your post. does that make you a closet fag?[/quote]
You’re talking about someone ELSE’S avatar?
Wow.
Just…wow.
THAT WAS EXCELLENT!!! u guys are harsh!! but thanks for the input. i don’t even know what to say to all of this. i’ve never thought of bein gay. just had a weird, um, affliction?. true, i wish i had a body that other men & women coveted but, alas, i do not. i’m no troll, however. just wanted input & i guess i got it! thanks to everyone who gave me their unbiased opinion.
and to everyone who just flat out said what came to their minds: broaden your horizon. true, now that i look at it from a guy who has that type of bod’s pov, it would seem crazy, farfetched, & all, but i would hope i’d be flattered. of course, letting him actually do it would be one thing, but acknowledging the worship & adoration would probably do a world of good to someone in that situation: looking for a model/hero to look up to. just my own thoughts. again, thanks to EVERYONE!!
[quote]40yarddash wrote:
Wait he just stood like five feet in front of you and looked at you up and down? [/quote]
No, I was leaving a restaurant and had to walk towards his table. My wife spotted it too. Yeah it was a very obvious check out.
Hey I check out women ALL THE TIME but I try not to be obvious about it.
I know I should be flattered, but I just felt disgusted.
When you do weigh it up though, it’s better that they look than don’t, but I can’t help it if my reaction is to want to vomit.