MSN Strip Bots

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So I barely go on my MSN as is and I always have my status set to “Appear Offline”. So this “person” adds me and messages me while I am “offline”. And we have a “conversation”. Picture me doing the Dr. Evil fingers qutation on conversation you will see why.

How in earth did they get my email? I NEVER use my msn email for anything for a good 4 years. Has anyone else have this happen to them. Of course she/bot sent me links to this website which I did not click fear of getting some virus.

phyliss says: hi

Fuzzyapple says:
hello?

phyliss says:
hi how are you today?

Fuzzyapple says:
and you are?

phyliss says:
my name is paris I’m doing great today I’m 21 yrs old how old are you?

Fuzzyapple says:
You are responding pretty quick to my messages

phyliss says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do…lol!

Fuzzyapple says:
Your fucked. So really this is some automated bot

phyliss says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

Fuzzyapple says:
HOOOOWWW ABOUTTTT NOOO you crazy dutch bastard!

phyliss says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT … Once you are inside, just clikc on “Webcams” let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!

Fuzzyapple says:
WOW OMG HERE IS MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER…It starts with a 1 and ends with a fuck you.

phyliss says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?

Fuzzyapple says:
How about instead of stripping on a web cam for money you put your cloths on and go to school? Or even a better job that doesn’t make your mother embarrassed that she had you?

phyliss says:
OH SHIT… k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I will see ya inside my chatroom babe… remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you…

Fuzzyapple says:
Your not even reading what I am typing. Your so cunty it’s not even funny. Domo Arigato MR. IM CUNTY!

phyliss says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link

Fuzzyapple says:
shut your whore mouth.

phyliss says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link

Fuzzyapple says:
How about you pay me to watch?

phyliss says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link

Fuzzyapple says:
I can squat over 9,000!!!

phyliss says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link

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bot fail.

Fuzzy WIN.

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You really hurt my feelings, Fuzzy. I specially upgraded you and everything.

:frowning:
(sadface)

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I LOLed at the ‘put your clothes on and go to school’ and then I laughed even harder at the 'I can squat over 9000!!!"

lulz

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lol

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It’s called “Camwithparis” if anyone wants to search it lol.

I persoanally think she set the bot up herself. But yeah it was pretty funny. I was waiting for the real her to actually come online and talk to me as I was being a dick.

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I’ve had the same problem multiple times, I believe it originates from datamining off sites like Facebook/Myspace or any other site you register to with your email address. Basically they sell your contact information to companies like the one running that site.

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Jlu your avatar is hilarious.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Jlu your avatar is hilarious.[/quote]
Thanks brah I thought so too.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
You really hurt my feelings, Fuzzy. I specially upgraded you and everything.

:frowning:
(sadface)[/quote]

The (sadface) gave you away microsoft Sam bot!

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Haha, great stuff. “shut your whore mouth” did it for me.

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hahahahahha “Starts with a 1 and ends with a fuck you” and “I can squat over 9000!!!”

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Confidentially, there are “bots” posting on T-Nation and other online forums. These aren’t run of the mill garden-variety bots of course, but several millions lines of code a piece and fully capable of mimicking a human conversation online.

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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Confidentially, there are “bots” posting on T-Nation and other online forums. These aren’t run of the mill garden-variety bots of course, but several millions lines of code a piece and fully capable of mimicking a human conversation online.[/quote]

That explains PWI… lulz

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
You really hurt my feelings, Fuzzy. I specially upgraded you and everything.

:frowning:
(sadface)[/quote]

:slight_smile: (Happyface)

V

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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Confidentially, there are “bots” posting on T-Nation and other online forums. These aren’t run of the mill garden-variety bots of course, but several millions lines of code a piece and fully capable of mimicking a human conversation online.[/quote]

There is that one bot you can add on MSN that you can play games with, find out scores of sports, and even the weather. It talks to you like a person would but you’ll find it has one phrase at most when you ask it the same thing but in a different way.

I always tell it “I’m a robot” but counteracts with “I highly doubt that beep boop”. Then I realize I forgot the beep boop at the end.

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Thats still a garden variety bot.

I’m talking about a bot that avoids recognizable patterns in its communication, and factors in the randomness that creeps into a human conversation. As well as grammatical errors, semantic errors, spelling mistakes, the whole shebang. A lot of programming, not very expensive, pas du tout.

Say someone abruptly turned off a high-powered post with a nonsensical and completely irrelevant phrase/statement like say BIBIDI BABIDI BOO

(explanation: Bibidi was the father of Babidi, who once controlled Majin Buu, a demon who was created by Bibidi eons ago. Get it?)

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Confidentially, there are “bots” posting on T-Nation and other online forums. These aren’t run of the mill garden-variety bots of course, but several millions lines of code a piece and fully capable of mimicking a human conversation online.[/quote]

There is that one bot you can add on MSN that you can play games with, find out scores of sports, and even the weather. It talks to you like a person would but you’ll find it has one phrase at most when you ask it the same thing but in a different way.

I always tell it “I’m a robot” but counteracts with “I highly doubt that beep boop”. Then I realize I forgot the beep boop at the end.[/quote]

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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Thats still a garden variety bot.

I’m talking about a bot that avoids recognizable patterns in its communication, and factors in the randomness that creeps into a human conversation. As well as grammatical errors, semantic errors, spelling mistakes, the whole shebang. A lot of programming, not very expensive, pas du tout.

Say someone abruptly turned off a high-powered post with a nonsensical and completely irrelevant phrase/statement like say BIBIDI BABIDI BOO

(explanation: Bibidi was the father of Babidi, who once controlled Majin Buu, a demon who was created by Bibidi eons ago. Get it?)
[/quote]

I finally found out who you are. You are a internet forum bot that can find information about anyone on the interwebs…I cracked it!

No, but really that is creepy. Yeah I understand your example.

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[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Yeah I understand your example. [/quote]

I don’t, you guys are bastards…

Does that mean some of the times I’ve been trolled it was a computer program?

FML.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I don’t, you guys are bastards…

Does that mean some of the times I’ve been trolled it was a computer program?[/quote]

Little explanation here.

It’s the beginning, rise of the machines!