Alphabet Killer - Really weak. This actually had a pretty good cast (Eliza Dushku, Timothy Hutton, Carey Elwes and Michael Ironside), but they were completely wasted with a boring ass story. This is another one of those 100 minute movies that felt an hour longer than that. The ending was a waste as well.
Closing The Ring - Didn’t like this either. I basically couldn’t sympathize at all with Shirley MacLaine’s character. The only guy you seem to care at all about is the young Irish kid, but that’s about it. When the movie ended I felt more relieved that it wasn’t any longer.
Bottle Shock - I liked it, but I’m partial to movies that are ‘local’ to me. It’s basically a movie about a British wine snob, played by Alan Rickman, who goes to Napa Valley in the 70’s in an effort to pit French wines against the then up-and-coming vintages from Napa. Instead of proving that French wines were superior, he finds that Napa wines are better than expected and the eventual blind taste test at the end is what helps to put Napa wines on the map.
Vicky Christina Barcelona - Wanna see Woody Allen ride Javier Bardem’s nutsack for 90 minutes? Watch this movie. The basic premise is that every woman find him irresistible. It doesn’t matter if you’re engaged, married or your best friend is already dating him. You can’t stop thinking about him. Once you stop seeing him, you go crazy and attempt to kill yourself.
This is either a love letter to Javier Bardem or Woody Allen is trying to tell audiences that he thinks women are stupid. There’s nothing sexy about it. If this is supposed to be a sensual drama, then it desperately needed some Viagra.
Battle in Seattle - Meh. All over the place. Too many characters and their stories, so there wasn’t very much detail into any of them. You come away not caring about any of it despite that it’s based on a real event. Waste of a good cast. It would have been a lot better if they had probably focused on the event itself rather than all of the people. The people didn’t feel very real.
Secret Life of Bees - I liked this, but it’s not a great movie. It’s actually pretty sappy and a little too melodramatic, but I guess I was in a good mood when I watched it. Dakota Fanning holds her own against the rest of the cast. The rest of the cast might set the record for the number of singers turned actresses in a non-musical movie.
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist - Cute film. Michael Cera has the awkward teen act down better than anyone. Kat Dennings also really stands out. I was slightly disappointed as I think this could have been a lot funnier, but I enjoyed the story despite that it’s pretty formulaic.
Kind of reminded me of Can’t Hardly Wait. My only real issue with the movie is that I always wonder why high school age kids never seem to have issues getting into clubs or buying alcohol in movies. I guess they all have amazing fake ids.
Amusement - Fucking terrible. At first this movie seemed to have three, completely unrelated story lines going on in it. They were tied together into a pointless ending where you didn’t care about anything that just happened. It’s funny this movie is called Amusement because it provides none.
Madagascar 2 - Didn’t do anything for me. Even the nephews didn’t seem too interested in watching it.
Pride and Glory - Didn’t really like this at all. You see that this stars Edward Norton and Colin Farrell and you think this might be a good one. It’s not. Totally derivative movie about corrupt cops, except you don’t care about anyone in the movie. Was way too long. It could have been a good 30 minutes shorter and you wouldn’t have really lost anything from the story.