Movies You've Watched This Week?

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - There were a couple funny parts, but it was pretty dumb. Not that you should expect it to be a smart movie.

Just Add Water - Again, a few funny parts, but it was just okay. Kind of a waste of a decent cast actually.

The Babysitters - I was a little disappointed in this. I did think it was funny how the main girl started to act like a pimp towards the end.

Free Enterprise - This was almost a great movie. Despite the name, it’s not strictly about Star Trek either. Imagine ‘Swingers’ were all of the guys in the movie were comic/movie geeks. That’s pretty much what this is. It actually has Sue from ‘Swingers’ in it AND William Shatner. I thought it had some funny parts, but they totally ruined the end with the beyond lame musical number.

Turn the River - Interesting movie about Famke Janssen as a pool shark. Kind of interesting seeing her in an anti-hero role. Depressing ending though, but it’s not like it’s a cheery movie or anything like that.

Never Look Back - Anyone that suspects this is just basically an updated The Karate Kid with MMA is right. This movie might set the record for the most training music montages though. At least in training sequences there were doing shit like tire flips, kettlebell swings and using chains. It actually wasn’t that bad though. I’ve seen worst movies than this lately.

The Quick and The Dead.

Possibly the cheesiest most awesome Western ever. Gene Hackman, Leonardo DiCaprio (pre-Titanic), that chick, Russel Crowe (pre-Gladiator), Gary Sinise, that creepy dude from Millenium (Lance Henriksen). Even the evil dude from Saw. It’s got everyone!

It’s stilly as hell but I think the writing’s good - every major character has a unique and interesting backstory that gives perspective on their character.

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
The Quick and The Dead.

Possibly the cheesiest most awesome Western ever. Gene Hackman, Leonardo DiCaprio (pre-Titanic), that chick, Russel Crowe (pre-Gladiator), Gary Sinise, that creepy dude from Millenium (Lance Henriksen). Even the evil dude from Saw. It’s got everyone!

It’s stilly as hell but I think the writing’s good - every major character has a unique and interesting backstory that gives perspective on their character.[/quote]

That’s another older movie I’ve never seen. Originally, I think I skipped it because I used to hate Leonardo DiCaprio. Maybe I’ll give it a shot after all.

You made me laugh with ‘that chick’. Not a big Sharon Stone fan, eh?

[quote]AngryVader wrote:

Free Enterprise - This was almost a great movie. Despite the name, it’s not strictly about Star Trek either. Imagine ‘Swingers’ were all of the guys in the movie were comic/movie geeks. That’s pretty much what this is. It actually has Sue from ‘Swingers’ in it AND William Shatner. I thought it had some funny parts, but they totally ruined the end with the beyond lame musical number.
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The movie isn’t great, but Shatner is badass in that flick!

Robert: Well… it was something he said.
William Shatner: What’d he say?
Robert: You really don’t want to know.
William Shatner: I really do want to know!
Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
William Shatner: Kick the little fucker’s ass.

LOL!

I finally got around to watching The Smashing Machine. Pretty good flick if you are even slightly interested in MMA. A lot of the behind the scenes stuff that you never see was very interesting. Like the fighters being paid cash in a white envelope by smoking yakuza-I mean Japanese businessmen.

I personally think Kerr could have been a force to reckon with had he sent his crazy girlfriend packing. Bas and Coleman seemed to know it too.

Also watched Hot Fuzz which was kind of disappointing. Shaun of the Dead was hilarious and it felt like something was missing from this movie. I did just find out that Simon Pegg is playing Scotty in the new Star Trek movie. He should play that role rather well if there is any comic relief by the character.

Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead

I liked this movie. Philip Seymor Hoffman is really good in this movie, aside from having to see his naked ass in the very first scene. You get to see a lot of Marisa Tomei’s tits and ass, so that’s a bonus.

Basic plot is that 2 brothers (Hoffman, Ethan Hawke) conspire to knock off their parents’ jewlery store, as both are in dire need of money. The robbery doesn’t go as planned and the details unfold from there.

Kind of similar to Vantage Point in that the story is told from different points of view. Ending was a bit weak, but overall a good movie.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

Free Enterprise - This was almost a great movie. Despite the name, it’s not strictly about Star Trek either. Imagine ‘Swingers’ were all of the guys in the movie were comic/movie geeks. That’s pretty much what this is. It actually has Sue from ‘Swingers’ in it AND William Shatner. I thought it had some funny parts, but they totally ruined the end with the beyond lame musical number.

The movie isn’t great, but Shatner is badass in that flick!

Robert: Well… it was something he said.
William Shatner: What’d he say?
Robert: You really don’t want to know.
William Shatner: I really do want to know!
Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
William Shatner: Kick the little fucker’s ass.

LOL![/quote]

haha! I think that’s why I thought it was okay. Some of the dialog was very ‘geek’ and funny in parts. A better story and ending would have made it a really good movie.

[quote]I finally got around to watching The Smashing Machine. Pretty good flick if you are even slightly interested in MMA. A lot of the behind the scenes stuff that you never see was very interesting. Like the fighters being paid cash in a white envelope by smoking yakuza-I mean Japanese businessmen.

I personally think Kerr could have been a force to reckon with had he sent his crazy girlfriend packing. Bas and Coleman seemed to know it too.[/quote]

I actually came away from that movie feeling really bad for Kerr. He seemed like a good guy that just couldn’t get his life under control.

[quote]Djwlfpack wrote:
Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead

I liked this movie. Philip Seymor Hoffman is really good in this movie, aside from having to see his naked ass in the very first scene. You get to see a lot of Marisa Tomei’s tits and ass, so that’s a bonus.

Basic plot is that 2 brothers (Hoffman, Ethan Hawke) conspire to knock off their parents’ jewlery store, as both are in dire need of money. The robbery doesn’t go as planned and the details unfold from there.

Kind of similar to Vantage Point in that the story is told from different points of view. Ending was a bit weak, but overall a good movie.[/quote]

I liked it too, but I’m a big PSH fan. I think he’s good in everything. On the other hand, normally I can’t stand Ethan Hawke, but I actually didn’t mind him in that movie.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
The Quick and The Dead.

Possibly the cheesiest most awesome Western ever. Gene Hackman, Leonardo DiCaprio (pre-Titanic), that chick, Russel Crowe (pre-Gladiator), Gary Sinise, that creepy dude from Millenium (Lance Henriksen). Even the evil dude from Saw. It’s got everyone!

It’s stilly as hell but I think the writing’s good - every major character has a unique and interesting backstory that gives perspective on their character.

That’s another older movie I’ve never seen. Originally, I think I skipped it because I used to hate Leonardo DiCaprio. Maybe I’ll give it a shot after all.

You made me laugh with ‘that chick’. Not a big Sharon Stone fan, eh?[/quote]

Yeah I honestly couldn’t remember her name - rumor has it the director decided to turn the movie into a comedy once Stone signed on but decided not to tell her. It shows.
Leo’s part’s pretty small and he plays a smartass kid so it works.

I haven’t been keeping up with thread but I just finished watching Never Back Down and let me tell you that this movie sucks donkey balls.

For this, I deserve to get pepper sprayed in the eyes and punch in the balls blindly. That is all.

On a side note, I also watched the new Harold and Kumar this weekend and I thought it was pretty funny. Not worth the cinema ticket price though but its fine if you rent it.

Nim’s Island - This was more of a kids movie than I thought it was going to be. I didn’t really care for it as a result.

The Specials - If you haven’t heard of this before, think Mystery Men, except not as funny and with a B and C-list cast. Very disappointing.

The Untouchables - I had never actually seen this and I think that kind of ruined it for me. I had always seen so many references to the ‘baseball bat’ scene that my expectations were much higher. This was just okay for me.

Layer Cake - I really liked this. Interesting story with a good cast. Great ending (which I won’t spoil for those who still haven’t seen it). I recommend it if you’re looking for something to rent.

Being a fan of westerns, I just watched 3:10 to Yuma.

I hadn’t seen the original but was advised that this remake with Russell Crowe was worth seeing.

And worth it, it was! I love a good western and this was a good 'un.

Now, speaking of westerns, A friend lent me the first season of Deadwood.
I hadn’t heard of it before but thought I’d give it a viewing.

a few comments -
The level of swearing is WAY over the top. Swearing doesn’t bother me in the slightest, but this thing is so full of swearing it detracts from the storyline IMO. It’s like they’re trying to hard to be badass - not a fan in that regard.

Also, would anyone else agree that Seth Bullock, played by Timothy Olyphant, is audibly the spitting image of a younger Clint Eastwood? I reckon he sounds EXACTLY like Clint - wonder if anyone else hears it too?

I like the story so far and I’ll stick with it and move on to the second season, but that swear button needs to be turned down, way down, to make it more credible I reckon.

[quote]Duke wrote:
Now, speaking of westerns, A friend lent me the first season of Deadwood.
I hadn’t heard of it before but thought I’d give it a viewing.

a few comments -
The level of swearing is WAY over the top. Swearing doesn’t bother me in the slightest, but this thing is so full of swearing it detracts from the storyline IMO. It’s like they’re trying to hard to be badass - not a fan in that regard.

I like the story so far and I’ll stick with it and move on to the second season, but that swear button needs to be turned down, way down, to make it more credible I reckon.[/quote]

Here’s some information about the swearing in Deadwood from wiki:

[i]"Use of profanity

From its debut Deadwood has drawn attention for its use of extremely explicit, modern profanity, especially among the more coarse characters. It is a deliberate anachronism on the part of the creator with a twofold intent. As Milch has explained in several interviews and on the DVD commentary tracks, originally the characters were to use period slang and swear words. Such words, however, were based heavily on the era’s deep religious roots and tended to be more blasphemous than scatological. Instead of being shockingly crude (in keeping with the tone of a frontier mining camp), the results sounded downright comical. As one commentator puts it “�?� if you put words like “goldarn” into the mouths of the characters on “Deadwood,” they’d all wind up sounding like Yosemite Sam.”.[6]

Instead, it was decided the show would use current profanity in order for the words to have the same impact on modern audiences as the blasphemous ones did back in the 1870s. In fact, in early episodes, the character of Mr. Wu seems to know only three words of English �?? the mangled name of one character (“Swedgin”), “San Francisco”, and his favorite derogatory term for those he dislikes, “cocksucka”.

The other intent in regards to the frequency of the swearing was to signal to the audience the lawlessness of the camp in much the same way that the original inhabitants used it to show they were very self-aware of the fact they were living outside the bounds of “civil society.”

The issue of the authenticity of Deadwood’s dialogue has even been alluded to in the show itself. Early in the second season, after E.B. Farnum has fleeced Mr. Wolcott of $10,000, Farnum tries to console the geologist:

    EB: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.
    Wolcott: Is the gist that I�??m shit outta luck?
    EB: Did they speak that way then?[3]

The word “fuck” was said 43 times in the first hour of the show (as reported by MTV Canada, 2006).[citation needed] It has also been reported that the series had a total count of “fucks” of 2980, and a cumulative FPM[7] of 1.56.[8]"[/i]

Bigger, Stronger, Faster-Great look at steroids and America’s obsession with being the best.

Gone Baby Gone - I thought it was okay. The story gets confusing halfway through, but things are explained in the end. Still, I spent a good part wondering what the hell was going on…and not in a good way.

That was interesting, thanks Vader.

Step Brothers = Hilarious
Darknight = Awesome
Hancock = Pretty good

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I just finished watching Diary of the Dead, and all I can say is wow. Go rent it, the film is reminiscent of Blair Witch and Cloverfield without the shakey camera. [/quote]

that movie rocked!

Rogue - A terrible movie about a giant, killer crocodile. It’s never scary and most of the time you can’t tell what’s going on in the movie because the action shots are either all at night or underwater. Honestly, hasn’t the giant, killer croc/alligator theme been done to death by now? Is there really any new ground that can be broken at this point?

Starship Troopers 3: Maurader - Yes, I actually watched it. There’s parts of it I liked actually. The effects weren’t bad for being a straight to DVD movie. Makes me kind of wish they would have actually had some money behind this. The acting is terrible though, but that’s no real surprise. After watching this, you’ll understand why Casper Van Diem hasn’t done shit since the original Starship Troopers (and Tarzan).

Miss Conception - A terrible movie where I’m supposed to believe Heather Graham is having a hard time getting laid. One of those awful chick flicks where she’s thrown in situations that just don’t happen in reality. I’m also trying to figure out why they didn’t just cast an English actress to play her role (the movie is set in London). It kind of got annoying to hear her speak with a fake accent the entire movie.

Seven Swords - I thought this was confusing and weird. The fight scenes are okay I guess. The movie is WAY too long. I fell asleep twice while watching it.

Forgiving the Frankins - Wasn’t terrible despite being straight to DVD and there were actually some funny scenes. I was disappointed though because the cover said it contained graphic nudity and it had the chick that McLovin hooked up with in Superbad. The nudity did not involve her at all. It was mainly nudity involving her parents.

Watching the Detectives - Had high hopes for this because it was written and directed by one of the guys from Broken Lizard and it had a decent cast. It was just kind of dumb and not funny.

Waiting… - Just felt like watching this again. It always makes me laugh. “OH! The Goat! The Goat, you bastard!”

Cool Hand Luke - Great movie. Sadly, Paul Newman is on his death bed. :frowning: