[quote]sdjohn67 wrote:
MikeKubo wrote:
“Ill kick ya little fuckin asses, ya bunch a Mary’s! I’ll fuckin kick ya LOOSE, the three a ya!!”
“There’s only three things you can do in the joint kid- play cards, lift weights, or get into trouble.”
“What did you do?”
“Me? I read.”
Hint- Same movie
2. felon
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Nope, but good guess.
1.) A.) Sir Knight? I’ve just pissed in my pants…and nobody can do anything about it.
B.) I’ll bet someone back east is going, “Now why don’t he write?”
2.) You do have a dick, don’t you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.
3.) “156 episodes dude, the bulk of the series.”
4.) “I name this here fork “Pittsburgh Nellie”, the Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing on her neck”
“She’ll have…milk.”
Super Sunday,Dawn. My recollections for the last twelve hours are very dim. All that I know for certain is that shortly after I checked in two third-world drug abusers dressed as hotel employees forced their way into my room, ransacked it, drank all my liquor, did all my drugs, stole my dinner. If security precautions aren’t beefed up at this hotel I’m looking for safer accommodations.
Are you good to land this thing?
No problem. You just have to realize that your perception is fucked and let your hands fly as if they were straight.
So he’s got a fuckin’ head in one hand, and a lunch box in another!
[quote]sdjohn67 wrote:
MikeKubo wrote:
“Ill kick ya little fuckin asses, ya bunch a Mary’s! I’ll fuckin kick ya LOOSE, the three a ya!!”
“There’s only three things you can do in the joint kid- play cards, lift weights, or get into trouble.”
“What did you do?”
“Me? I read.”
Hint- Same movie
2. felon
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nevermind. i thought 2. was a different movie from 1.
[quote]Jason Lee wrote:
sdjohn67 wrote:
1- you shall not pass!
2- don’t fucking condescend to me, man.
1- first Lord of the Rings
2-?[/quote]
1- yeah.
[quote]Ty Carlson wrote:
3.) “156 episodes dude, the bulk of the series.”
4.) “I name this here fork “Pittsburgh Nellie”, the Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing on her neck”[/quote]
[quote]artw wrote:
“She’ll have…milk.”[/quote]
Inglorious bastards
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
Ty Carlson wrote:
3.) “156 episodes dude, the bulk of the series.”
4.) “I name this here fork “Pittsburgh Nellie”, the Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing on her neck”
Got it.
[quote]VealChop wrote:
Ty Carlson wrote:
artw wrote:
VealChop wrote:
“You a bounty hunter?”
"It's a livin"
“Dyin, ain’t much of a livin, boy”
Unforgiven?
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Yep, that’s it. How about this…
“What’dya have to say fifty for? Why couldn’t you say 35, or 39?”
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Cool Hand Luke
This is an old one, although I might have it worded a little wrong:
“Go back there and make me an old-fashioned.”
“An old-fashioned? While you’re flying? What if something goes wrong?”
“What could go wrong with an old-fashioned?”
“How do you know that God didn’t spake to Charles Darwin?”
[quote]artw wrote:
VealChop wrote:
Ty Carlson wrote:
artw wrote:
VealChop wrote:
“You a bounty hunter?”
"It's a livin"
“Dyin, ain’t much of a livin, boy”
Unforgiven?
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Yep, that’s it. How about this…
“What’dya have to say fifty for? Why couldn’t you say 35, or 39?”
Cool Hand Luke[/quote]
Got it. Ok, one more…
“I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin’ thang.”
“Did you see that, Brick killed a guy. Brick I have been meaning to talk to you about this… you should probaly find a safehouse or a relatives plave near by, lay low for whiile, because your probably wanted for murder…”
“I WANT A GODDAMN LITER OF COLA!!!”
[quote]VealChop wrote:
artw wrote:
VealChop wrote:
Ty Carlson wrote:
artw wrote:
VealChop wrote:
“You a bounty hunter?”
"It's a livin"
“Dyin, ain’t much of a livin, boy”
Unforgiven?
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Yep, that’s it. How about this…
“What’dya have to say fifty for? Why couldn’t you say 35, or 39?”
Cool Hand Luke
Got it. Ok, one more…
“I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin’ thang.”[/quote]
fuck, I know this one. Is it from one of the Fridays?
1- you sho is ugly!
2- it’s good to be the king.
[quote]sdjohn67 wrote:
1- you sho is ugly!
2- it’s good to be the king.
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