Who’s for a warm one?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Oh yeah? This one time, I ran over a squirrell, and it didn’t die right then but it was limping around. I’m pretty sure it died right after that.[/quote]
Does no one else love Saving Silverman?
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
“Only don’t tell me your innocent, it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.”[/quote]
The Godfather!!!
My favorite quote is in that movie:
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
[quote]Ladyjess wrote:
Shadowzz4 wrote:
“Only don’t tell me your innocent, it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.”
The Godfather!!![/quote]
Nice!! I love that quote. Try this one.
“Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention… But the thing that hurt the most, was that I think she was seeing another guy.”
[quote]Shadowzz4 wrote:
Ladyjess wrote:
Shadowzz4 wrote:
“Only don’t tell me your innocent, it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.”
The Godfather!!!
Nice!! I love that quote. Try this one.
“Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention… But the thing that hurt the most, was that I think she was seeing another guy.”[/quote]
Dumb and Dumber
I want a poster of the scene when Daniels is sitting in the field with his ass crack hanging and when Lloyd comes back on the mo-ped. “That John Denver’s full of shit man!”
Here’s one:
“When you die, can I give that to my daughter?”
here are a couple:
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hearts and kidneys are tinker toys!
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i’m casper the friendly ghost. the dopest ghost in town. all the bitches love me cuz i’m fuckin casper. the dopest ghost around.
and a bonus point for this one:
“piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy poo cried the farmer’s daughter phyllis.”
“piggy piggy piggy…well i don’t think i know that one.”
"pity! the next time you try to impersonate a music hall singer who’s been dead for the past twelve and a half years i suggest you learn her entire repertoire. now won’t you come in miss liar!
“Since when did grandma go to the dunes”
SuperHuman25, Napolean Dynamite!
“When you die, can I give that to my daughter?”
13th warrior!
I laughed my fucking ass off
“You don’t remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you”
Hint: “I will look for you,I will find you,I will kill you”
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
rundymc wrote:
Also, “I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart, you broke my heart.”
The Godfather Part 2 beooch,
Heres one. Good fucking luck on this one
“Are you in Love with her”
“No, I’m in love with you. And I’m in love with your beautiful wife, and your children. Im even in love with your anger!!! I’m in love with every thing that lives!!!”
Hint
The Black dude from Blood Diamond is in it. No it’s not blood diamond[/quote]
In America.
[quote]Petermus wrote:
“When you die, can I give that to my daughter?”
13th warrior!
I laughed my fucking ass off
“You don’t remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you”
Hint: “I will look for you,I will find you,I will kill you”[/quote]
Taken
“AHHHH my first boner!”
“How’s my mole?”
HAHA!
The Hot Chick
I know that whole movie!! Sad…yes, hilarious…oh hell yeah
“Damn you Cohagen”
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
HAHA!
The Hot Chick
I know that whole movie!! Sad…yes, hilarious…oh hell yeah
“Damn you Cohagen”[/quote]
hahaha nice
internet highfive
“I’m always frank and earnest with women. In New York I’m Frank, and Chicago I’m Ernest”
“Death by stereo”
“You write Born To Kill on your helmet and you wear a Peace button. What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?”
[quote]ready wrote:
“You write Born To Kill on your helmet and you wear a Peace button. What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?”[/quote]
full metal jacket
“Anything to drink kids?”
“Oh, I don’t know. Maybe some brandy. ‘Never mix, never worry!’”
“Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?”
“If you even existed, I would divorce you.”
“All I said was our son, the apple of our three eyes, Martha being a Cyclops, and our son is a beanbag and you get testy.”
Same movie, great one if you like dark, dry humor. It’s from 1966, won an Oscar for lead actress and stars two of film’s biggest stars. Any guesses?
[quote]ready wrote:
“You write Born To Kill on your helmet and you wear a Peace button. What’s that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?”[/quote]
“It’s a statement about the duality of man, sir. The Jungian thing, sir.”
Holy shit, you see that fucking head come apart, man? Shit, I’ve never seen brains like that before, man. I bet that old bitch runs the whole fucking show, she probably slit Manny’s throat. She would probably cut my balls off if she had the chance!