“Well of course I did, what am I supposed to tell her?”
“I was at the store! I was at the bank! I ate bad guacamole and I couldn’t stop shitting! ANY OF THOSE WOULD’VE BEEN FINE!”
[quote]Hyena wrote:
“Well of course I did, what am I supposed to tell her?”
“I was at the store! I was at the bank! I ate bad guacamole and I couldn’t stop shitting! ANY OF THOSE WOULD’VE BEEN FINE!”[/quote]
anger management
“37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”
“In a row?”
30 seconds later…
"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! "
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
“37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”
“In a row?”
30 seconds later…
"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! "[/quote]
clerks
You’re not in a position to argue boy, I got a loaded 45, you got pimples.
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
“37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”
“In a row?”
30 seconds later…
"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! "[/quote]
HAHA!! Classic!
Hey man you got a joint?
No, ummmmm not on me
It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
[quote]dday wrote:
Hey man you got a joint?
No, ummmmm not on me
It’d be a lot cooler if you did.[/quote]
Stripes?
Dazed and Confused.
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
Dazed and Confused.[/quote]
Yep
[quote]dday wrote:
bluefingas wrote:
Dazed and Confused.
Yep[/quote]
Ghey
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
“How?”
“You like Coldplay.”
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
dday wrote:
bluefingas wrote:
Dazed and Confused.
Yep
Ghey[/quote]
This from a guy with a soul glow avatar. That movie was awesome!!!
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
“You know how I know you’re gay?”
“How?”
“You like Coldplay.”[/quote]
40 year old virgin.
“I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. - excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullshit - and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.”
[quote]artw wrote:
Uh…you’ve already got one going Mrs. Mulwray.
same movie: She’s my sister! She’s my daughter! She’s my sister and my daughter![/quote]
Chinatown
“I’m dead already. Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. It’s all downhill from here.”
[quote]artw wrote:
“A helmet? Oh, oh I’ve got a helmet!”[/quote]
Is it Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider?
[quote]GETTODECHOPPAAA wrote:
“You ugly fucka”[/quote]
I beleive the quote is “youre one ugly mutha fucka”
[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:
“Well… ain’t this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from anywhere!!”[/quote]
O’ Brother Where Art Thou