[quote]Blood is Metal wrote:
“I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!”[/quote]
Beer Fest
[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
“I should warn you, I used to box for Oxford”
“Well I used to kill for the CIA”
Same movie
A - "I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I’m setting up a guy who’s incredibly important to us, who’s going to tell me where the loot is and if they’re going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid? "
B - "Don’t call me stupid. "
A - "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape? "
B - "Apes don’t read philosophy. "
A - "Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "[/quote]
Fierce Creatures
[quote]al1492 wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
“I should warn you, I used to box for Oxford”
“Well I used to kill for the CIA”
Same movie
A - "I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I’m setting up a guy who’s incredibly important to us, who’s going to tell me where the loot is and if they’re going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid? "
B - "Don’t call me stupid. "
A - "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape? "
B - "Apes don’t read philosophy. "
A - "Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "
Fierce Creatures[/quote]
Close
“Some of us have great stories. Pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But a lot of people, that’s their story. Good times, noodle salad.”
[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
al1492 wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
“I should warn you, I used to box for Oxford”
“Well I used to kill for the CIA”
Same movie
A - "I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I’m setting up a guy who’s incredibly important to us, who’s going to tell me where the loot is and if they’re going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid? "
B - "Don’t call me stupid. "
A - "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape? "
B - "Apes don’t read philosophy. "
A - "Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "
Fierce Creatures
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A Fish Called Wanda
[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
al1492 wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
“I should warn you, I used to box for Oxford”
“Well I used to kill for the CIA”
Same movie
A - "I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I’m setting up a guy who’s incredibly important to us, who’s going to tell me where the loot is and if they’re going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid? "
B - "Don’t call me stupid. "
A - "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape? "
B - "Apes don’t read philosophy. "
A - "Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "
Fierce Creatures
Close[/quote]
A Fish Called Wanda?
edit: too slow
[quote]al1492 wrote:
“Some of us have great stories. Pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But a lot of people, that’s their story. Good times, noodle salad.”[/quote]
as good as it gets.
[quote]al1492 wrote:
“Some of us have great stories. Pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But a lot of people, that’s their story. Good times, noodle salad.”[/quote]
AS GOOD AS IT GETS
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
No thanks , a third of a gopher would only arise my appetite without beddin’ her back down.[/quote]
O brother, where art though
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
al1492 wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
“I should warn you, I used to box for Oxford”
“Well I used to kill for the CIA”
Same movie
A - "I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I’m setting up a guy who’s incredibly important to us, who’s going to tell me where the loot is and if they’re going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid? "
B - "Don’t call me stupid. "
A - "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape? "
B - "Apes don’t read philosophy. "
A - "Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. "
Fierce Creatures
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A Fish Called Wanda[/quote]
Bingo! Love that movie
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
Another one of my favorites, “Did you see the little mermaid last night? Arrial, She’s so hot!”[/quote]
AMERICAN PIE
[quote]Kregore wrote:
1 “Killian, here’s your Subzero now plain zero.”
2 “Am I the meanest?”
“SHO’NUFF”
“Am I the prettiest?”
“SHO’NUFF”
“Am I the baddest, mo-fo, low-down, around this town?”
“SHO’NUFF”
[/quote]
2. The Last Dragon
Guy1:“Well since we are going in the same direction, we might as well go together. One, two, three, four, five, six. Six, the perfect number.”
Guy2:“ha isn’t three the perfect number?”
Guy1:“hmm yeah, I’ve got six more bullets in my gun.”
"It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference! "
Yeah chief, it’s afghanistanimation!
Kross001 and Whiteflash, Great job on the Lethal Weapon references. The rest of you guys are gay and should go back to watching the Notebook.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Yeah chief, it’s afghanistanimation![/quote]
super troopers.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Yeah chief, it’s afghanistanimation![/quote]
Dodgeball
[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
"It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference! "[/quote]
Trainspotting 
“Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck.”
“You should have heard your brother squeel when I broke his fucking neck”
This quote was said during an intense fight scene.