[quote]Amiright wrote:
[quote]DJS wrote:
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
[quote]DJS wrote:
This is pointless. And I should know better… but since General Zod hates Superman… I lifted this from another thread online.
Iron Man beat Hulk in Iron Man #132. Knocked the Hulk completely unconscious with one amped-up punch that completely drained the Iron Man armor.
The Fantastic Four beat Hulk in Fantastic Four #167. Sue Richards encased his head in a small force field, so Hulk eventually ran out of air and fell unconscious while battling the rest of the team.
Hawkeye and Black Panther beat the Hulk in Avengers Annual #2. Black Panther dodged around a lot to avoid getting smashed by Hulk, while Hawkeye fought Iron Man. After Hawkeye dispatched Iron Man, he fired a knockout gas arrow at the Hulk, causing him to fall unconscious and revert to Banner.
Batman defeated the Hulk during their weird crossover back in the mid-70s. Batman through a gas grenade at the Hulk, then kicked him the solar plexus (!!!) to cause Hulk to inhale the gas deeply. Hulk fell unconscious.
Havok defeated the Hulk in Incredible Hulk #150. This was a pretty impressive win in that it happened in Hulk’s own comic. Havok doesn’t even appear on the cover, possibly because he was embarrassed to be seen in public in that eggbeater mask.
Looks like Hulk isn’t all powerfull afterall. With lame losses like that… Superman has every chance of winning. I mean… does anyone think Ironman could even scratch superman?
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You…bastard. Ok Im gonna indulge you.
First off 100% of those victories were with a Hulk who still was fused with Banner. Ever since the separation there has been NO cap to Hulks strength. If they were to write those battles now they would have to come up with MUCH different ways of beating the Hulk because most of those were knockout gas related, and now it’s said he can hold his breath for an incalculable amount of time.
As far as Iron Man is concerned he is equivalent to Batman with his cunning and tech knowledge and we ALL know bats has owned Superman’s ass countless times. So Ironman would just make a Kryptonite suit or a a Red Sun ray suit or some shit like that and smack Superman around.
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We’ll that is Superman’s achilles heel. Betty White can beat the piss out of Superman if she has Krytponite. So that isn’t saying anything. I could say Superman should vaporize Banner with his heat vision before he even has a chance to change into the hulk. But that is a copout. I know you spoke of the seperated hulk but you get my point. I think Superman would win blow for blow because he has a lot more powers than the hulk besides just the super strength.
Superman could toss the hulk into the sun. If the hulk tossed superman, he would just fly back. Then we could test that “incalcuable breath holding ability” while he is being crushed in the center of the suns gravity forever. The end.
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but then while hes getting crushed in the sun and getting those mad 3rd degree burns he’d just get really really angry… Probably pick up the sun and thrown it as superman. Superman gets cancer and dies because the sun was just plastered across his face. Hulk wins…
All you have to do is think logically for two seconds and you see how hulk wins. Hulk win all.
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lol! ha ha ha. I think the whole “angrier he gets the stronger he gets” is a copout. I mean there must be a limit to how angry he can get. I think Superman would win even if he analy raped Betty Ross right in front of the hulk with the batmobile. Then Superman would just say…
U mad?