[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Three weeks ago, I was at the crap commercial gym I frequent. Usually the place is filled with young guys in small groups doing their usual bench presses and back slaps.
Then out of nowhere this old guy comes in (probably around 60). He’s thick, but nowhere near BB proportioned. He sits on an unused bench, slowly and carefully wraps his knees, then goes to the squat rack, puts 135 on the bar and squats a dozen slow full reps. Then he goes back to the bench, sits down and slowly unwraps his knees.
I discreetly watched him repeat this deliberate sequence over several sets - each time placing another 45 plate on each side, each time cranking out slow full reps, each time wrapping and unwrapping his knees… until he had 5 plates on each side - and he squatted that 8 full reps! I was floored. He then proceeded the whole thing in reverse. I almost cried from just having the privilege of seeing this.[/quote]
I wanna be “that guy.”[/quote]
I wanna … umm never mind
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C’mon, you can spit it out…[/quote]
I find that hard to swallow…
OH YES I DID!
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Ohhhhhhhh…WHAT!![/quote]
:-P[/quote]

Well I guess this thread was destined to be about sex from the get go.
So, I used to train frequently, took some time off to focus on an endevour that wound up requiring way more energy for awhile than anticipated and have just barely started training seriously again.
I remember there was a kid a couple years ago who was just getting started as I was fizzling out. Tall, skinny looking dork, very awkward and shy as kids are.
I saw him a week or so ago loading multiple plates on to the bar for squats, deads and the bench press. I didn’t even recognize him until I saw his nose, it’s pretty distinctive. It was cool to see his progress. His former bullies are no doubt his bitches now and I bet he fucks their girlfriends (had to throw some sex in).