Most Annoying Song Ever

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[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Devil0351Dog wrote:
Well, Levis Jeans has taken Johnny Cash’s “I Walk the Line” and ruined it by putting it to a “Skinny Straight Jeans” commercial. It turns my stomach. How about they make jeans for people with ass, hips, and thighs? Clothes shopping is getting rediculous.

DD

And after soy boy walks through all of this traffic and whatnot, he gets face-to-face with a pretty girl and just stares at her. That commercial has Johnny rolling over in his grave.[/quote]

It’s like the singer is bored and his mom made him sing it for his allowance. I hate that commercial, and I hate those style jeans.

Gap is selling jeans like that as well, Fucking emo bullshit.

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Some of you are probably too young to remember but in 1982 there was a certain gem written by Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia called

'Pac-Man Fever'

If you bought the album,which 2 million did, then you’re probably legally insane.

If I had to interrogate a terrorist it would be my weapon of choice.

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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Any George Michael for that matter.

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[quote]SBB wrote:
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
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?Do the jitter bug…?

Now that song will be stuck in my head the rest of the night. You sick bastard!

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That song about “I’m in love with a stripper”.

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I guess I’m showing my age a bit here but what the hell is emo?

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Most songs from the 80’s.

Nothing is sadder or leaves a person more dated than rocking out to Van Halen, Twisted Sister, or one of them other sucky 80’s bands that constantly repeat the same phrases over and over again. Plus they’re annoying. Get over it. It was 20 years ago. Tight pants still aren’t cool.

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I’m beginning to truly hate Van Halen because it seems to be played every other minute on the three friggin’ radio stations we have here in Dallas/Fort Worth.

Add to that anything by Rush. Sure, the drummer is awesome, but its all ruined by that voice and the song content.

Most anything played on the soft rock kind of stations, usually including all one-hit-wonder pop star types.

Empty pop-country.

Billy Ocean songs.

This list could go on forever…

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[quote]folly wrote:
Creed makes me want to punch kittens.

-folly[/quote]

BAH HAHAHAAA!

Damn this makes me laugh. And think of this…

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[quote]Tank53 wrote:
Most songs from the 80’s.
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I think 80’s music gets a bad rap from the youngsters because the only songs the “best of the 80’s and more!” stations play are those that were the most overplayed, bubblegummy, crap songs even when they were new.

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[quote]johnny_law wrote:

Some of you are probably too young to remember but in 1982 there was a certain gem written by Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia called

'Pac-Man Fever'

If you bought the album,which 2 million did, then you’re probably legally insane.

If I had to interrogate a terrorist it would be my weapon of choice.[/quote]

I’ll go you one better: It’s Raining Men by The Weather Girls.

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[quote]Tank53 wrote:
Most songs from the 80’s.

Nothing is sadder or leaves a person more dated than rocking out to Van Halen, Twisted Sister, or one of them other sucky 80’s bands …[/quote]

WTF groups Van Halen with Cysted Twister? Nothing’s worse than someone who makes generalized statements backed up with bad examples. Get your genres straight, Mr. Labeller.

Sure VH enjoyed a certain tight-pants notoriety in the 80s, but there’s so much more to them than what you saw when you were glued to MTV back then.

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[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
Tank53 wrote:
Most songs from the 80’s.

Nothing is sadder or leaves a person more dated than rocking out to Van Halen, Twisted Sister, or one of them other sucky 80’s bands …

WTF groups Van Halen with Cysted Twister? Nothing’s worse than someone who makes generalized statements backed up with bad examples. Get your genres straight, Mr. Labeller.

Sure VH enjoyed a certain tight-pants notoriety in the 80s, but there’s so much more to them than what you saw when you were glued to MTV back then.[/quote]

Well, OK, you said it. I was giving the kid a break because it seemed from his writing that he was probably too young to remember the 80’s.

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Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer. Can I please shoot my cousin’s elmo doll?

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[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
johnny_law wrote:

Some of you are probably too young to remember but in 1982 there was a certain gem written by Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia called

'Pac-Man Fever'

If you bought the album,which 2 million did, then you’re probably legally insane.

If I had to interrogate a terrorist it would be my weapon of choice.

I’ll go you one better: It’s Raining Men by The Weather Girls.
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No way, dude…at least It’s Raining Men had Martha Wash and two other giant, gospel trained black ladies singing their asses off.

Pac-Man was two whiny ugly white men singing about a freaking video game.

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[quote]harris447 wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
johnny_law wrote:

Some of you are probably too young to remember but in 1982 there was a certain gem written by Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia called

'Pac-Man Fever'

If you bought the album,which 2 million did, then you’re probably legally insane.

If I had to interrogate a terrorist it would be my weapon of choice.

I’ll go you one better: It’s Raining Men by The Weather Girls.

No way, dude…at least It’s Raining Men had Martha Wash and two other giant, gospel trained black ladies singing their asses off.

Pac-Man was two whiny ugly white men singing about a freaking video game.
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Well, I was really looking more at song content than vocal performance. However, I will award you 1 geek point for knowing the name of The Weather Girls’ lead singer.

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[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
simon-hecubus wrote:
Tank53 wrote:
Most songs from the 80’s.

Nothing is sadder or leaves a person more dated than rocking out to Van Halen, Twisted Sister, or one of them other sucky 80’s bands …

WTF groups Van Halen with Cysted Twister? Nothing’s worse than someone who makes generalized statements backed up with bad examples. Get your genres straight, Mr. Labeller.

Sure VH enjoyed a certain tight-pants notoriety in the 80s, but there’s so much more to them than what you saw when you were glued to MTV back then.

Well, OK, you said it. I was giving the kid a break because it seemed from his writing that he was probably too young to remember the 80’s.[/quote]

Heck I lived through it. I remember it. Tight pants and the whole get go. Maybe we should have a few rounds of “hey I popped the teacher…” or “rock you like a hurricane” and the other wildly childish songs at the time. And as far as genres go, they all fall within the same one as far as I’m concerned. Perhaps subtly different but who cares? I mean how would you say they’re different?

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[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
harris447 wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
johnny_law wrote:

Some of you are probably too young to remember but in 1982 there was a certain gem written by Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia called

'Pac-Man Fever'

If you bought the album,which 2 million did, then you’re probably legally insane.

If I had to interrogate a terrorist it would be my weapon of choice.

I’ll go you one better: It’s Raining Men by The Weather Girls.

No way, dude…at least It’s Raining Men had Martha Wash and two other giant, gospel trained black ladies singing their asses off.

Pac-Man was two whiny ugly white men singing about a freaking video game.

Well, I was really looking more at song content than vocal performance. However, I will award you 1 geek point for knowing the name of The Weather Girls’ lead singer.[/quote]

And all without google, mind you!

Seriously, though: most annoying song in the world is No Rain by Blind Melon.

The song with the little fat girl in the bee costume.

The other day my iPod crapped out and I begged the staff at my gym to put on the metal station.

They put on the station that was playing this.

I had to take a number of deep breaths so I didn’t leap over the fucking smoothy bar, grab the guido douche employee by his gelled air, and scream, “What part of ‘TURN ON THE FUCKING METAL STATION’ did you not understand?!”

That’s how much I hate the bee girl and that whiny little junkie bitch singing about how it’s not raining.

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[quote]Tank53 wrote:

Heck I lived through it. I remember it. Tight pants and the whole get go. Maybe we should have a few rounds of “hey I popped the teacher…” or “rock you like a hurricane” and the other wildly childish songs at the time. And as far as genres go, they all fall within the same one as far as I’m concerned. Perhaps subtly different but who cares? I mean how would you say they’re different? [/quote]

“hey, I popped the teacher…”? If by this, you are refering to Van Halen’s Hot for Teacher, then I have a lot of trouble believing you lived through the 80’s at an age where you could appreciate new music that was coming out at the time.

What’s more, you don’t seem to have an appreciation for cultural history, or the fact that the bar gets raised with time, i.e.; 80’s heavy metal is barely considered hard rock today. If you look past the surface and think of the time it was put out in, you can see how edgy most of this stuff was. Shit, since you mentioned it, just look at the lyrics for Rock You Like a Hurricane by The Scorpions:

[i]The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
Ive got to leave
Its time for a show

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane[/i]

Not-so-subtly describing fucking groupies and declaring, “yeah, bitch I tore that pussy up! Now beat it!”

Refering to Van Halen as “one of them other sucky 80’s bands” is like refering to The Beatles or The Rolling Stones as “one of them sucky 60’s bands”. Regardless of whether you liked them or not, they were all very relevant for their time and have a massive body of work that is, for the most part, timeless.

Sure, you had your one or two hit wonder bands, but what music genre doesn’t? They have their place and are not necessarily bad for only having one or two hits, either. Any male who doesn’t want to go kick someone’s ass while listening to We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister has low T-levels.

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[quote]harris447 wrote:

And all without google, mind you!

Seriously, though: most annoying song in the world is No Rain by Blind Melon.

The song with the little fat girl in the bee costume.
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OK, harris, that’s it! Here I thought we were friends, and now this! Man, if I ever get up to Jersey, I’m going to sit on you and fart!

I’ll have you know that I had all memory of that song and the video (that cost extra) surgically removed from my brain shortly after I heard/viewed it in 1994 because its irritative properties caused me to have night sweats and chills, as well as a propensity to grind my teeth whenever the mere thought of the song or video occured to me.

Naturally, I didn’t know what you were refering to, so I googled it and the horror (as well as the memory of what I had surgery for) came crashing back. Now I’m out all that money for the now worthless surgery and I have that… That abomination stuck in my head! Aaaaargh!!!YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Oh, uh, I guess this means you win.