Most Annoying Song Ever

[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:

Most new music sucks donkey dick. Most old music sucked donkey dick too.

You owe me $.10 for using my phrase twice in a sentence. I expect a check in the mail ASAP…[/quote]

Check is in the mail. I love that phrase.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
bigblue244 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:

Most new music sucks donkey dick. Most old music sucked donkey dick too.

You owe me $.10 for using my phrase twice in a sentence. I expect a check in the mail ASAP…

Check is in the mail. I love that phrase.[/quote]

Me too bro. I got it from South Park: The Movie, when the doctor is like, “now say Big Floppy Donkey Dick.”

You’re killing me with the hating of Phil Collins though, haha, Phil is my boy.

Almost forgot:

“Its been awhile” is putrid too

Creed makes me want to punch kittens.

Otherwise, the guy at the desk in the morning is some psuedo-punk/emo guy who always turns the gym radio to his favorite station, and I hear a lot of Cure, Pet Shop Boys, etc. I love it when Tainted Love comes on just before a heavy DL. He is the reason I bought my MP3 player.

-folly

Reading through this thread has really made me realize how many songs there are that I really don’t like. But how has nobody mentioned 98 degrees or nsync or Britney spears?

If I had to put one genre of music I really don’t care for it would be gogo.

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
campdirector wrote:
I don’t know who sings it but “All by myself” is as bad as it gets.

Eric Carmen. Please forgive me for knowing that.[/quote]

Ok people at work are looking at me funny because that made me laugh out loud. -Aaron

[quote]oboffill wrote:
superscience wrote:
superscience wrote:
I cant choose one but, i can choose a few genres.

RnB
Rap
Emo
Punk
Cheesy dance music
Pop rock (indie)

What music do you like?[/quote]

A long list of stuff but ill list a few;
Jeniferever
Tool
Progressive rock
Progressive dance
House
65 days of static
Deftones
Sia

The list goes on.

[quote]Applesauce wrote:
Remember that song that was nothing more than a graduation speech put over some shite beat? THAT one.
[/quote]

“Sunscreen”

[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
OOOOOOOOH baby yoooooooooou, you got what I neeeeeeeeeeeed. “Just a friend” Biz Markie[/quote]

Aww, come on, man! That song falls into the “so bad it’s good” category!

[quote]King of Kings wrote:
Sean Paul(all of his song’s)

That dude has the most fuckin annoying voice ive ever heard.

is goes something like this- lalala talk for 1 minute Sean da Paul lalalala Sean da Paul talk more End song.

Peace

K of K

[/quote]

Oh, he’s talking? I can’t even make out enough of what he’s saying to consider it that.

“Jus’ gimme de lie shesuchaho-o-o”
What the fuck is he trying to say? The only thing more annoying is the people who blast this shit in their cars or wherever and mouth the “lyrics” as if they know what the hell he is saying.

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
King of Kings wrote:
Sean Paul(all of his song’s)

That dude has the most fuckin annoying voice ive ever heard.

is goes something like this- lalala talk for 1 minute Sean da Paul lalalala Sean da Paul talk more End song.

Peace

K of K

Oh, he’s talking? I can’t even make out enough of what he’s saying to consider it that.

“Jus’ gimme de lie shesuchaho-o-o”
What the fuck is he trying to say? The only thing more annoying is the people who blast this shit in their cars or wherever and mouth the “lyrics” as if they know what the hell he is saying.[/quote]

Its Australia is called Doof Doof music.becasue they have it so loud all u can hear when they drive past is Doof Doof Doof Doof.They cunts think they look cool but i just look at them and skake my head.

The sad thing is all these little 18-19 year old hotties love the Doof Doof music so maybe i should Doof up :smiley:

Anyway back to the main subject…anyone else find the Beatles suck! ? can’t see the attration to ANY of their song’s

Peace

King

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
King of Kings wrote:
Sean Paul(all of his song’s)

That dude has the most fuckin annoying voice ive ever heard.

is goes something like this- lalala talk for 1 minute Sean da Paul lalalala Sean da Paul talk more End song.

Peace

K of K

Oh, he’s talking? I can’t even make out enough of what he’s saying to consider it that.

“Jus’ gimme de lie shesuchaho-o-o”
What the fuck is he trying to say? The only thing more annoying is the people who blast this shit in their cars or wherever and mouth the “lyrics” as if they know what the hell he is saying.[/quote]

Jus gimme the light
and start the show
Bust another bottle of moe
Gal dem in a me sight
and I gots know
Which one is gonna catch my flow
Causle i’m inna di vibes
and i got my dough
Bust another bottle of moe
Gurl dem lookin hype
and i gots to know

Its supposed to be reggae

In general, I’d have to agree with Sean Paul having an extremely annoying voice, and the fact that all his songs sound the same.

My all time most hated songs:

B52s - ‘The Love Shack’
REM - ‘Shiny Happy People’ and ‘Losing My Religion’
Los del Rio - ‘Macarena’

FUCK! GRRRR!! I just want to strangle someone when I hear these songs! I want to rip out the radio and smash it to pieces!!

The more recent most annoying songs include:

Daniel Powter - ‘Bad Day’
Coldplay - ‘Yellow’
Greenday - ‘Wake Me Up When September Ends’

Basically, any singing with a whiny voice annoys the hell out of me. I also detest anything by Eminem.

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Applesauce wrote:
Remember that song that was nothing more than a graduation speech put over some shite beat? THAT one.

“Sunscreen”[/quote]

Vitamin C

Is it really that bad? I mean, who doesn’t miss high school?

Well, Levis Jeans has taken Johnny Cash’s “I Walk the Line” and ruined it by putting it to a “Skinny Straight Jeans” commercial. It turns my stomach. How about they make jeans for people with ass, hips, and thighs? Clothes shopping is getting rediculous.

DD

[quote]malonetd wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Applesauce wrote:
Remember that song that was nothing more than a graduation speech put over some shite beat? THAT one.

“Sunscreen”

Vitamin C

Is it really that bad? I mean, who doesn’t miss high school?[/quote]

This is Testosterone Nation. If that video was remotely correct the chick would’ve been going after the star football player and after he was done fucking her he’d proceed to do 5 sets of squats with 675 lbs and then go eat 48 oz of steak and 2 whole live chickens washed down with a gallon of milk. After that long day he’d take his ZMA then sleep and recover for 18 hours. Thats how a T-man graduates.

And his song would be sung by Vitamin-T not Vitamin-C

Man I do miss high school though :frowning:

[quote]E-man wrote:
Man I do miss high school though :frowning:
[/quote]
I do too, sometimes and that’s sort of my point. I didn’t even really pay attention to the video. I just posted it for others to know what song he was talking about.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Applesauce wrote:
Remember that song that was nothing more than a graduation speech put over some shite beat? THAT one.

“Sunscreen”

Vitamin C

Is it really that bad? I mean, who doesn’t miss high school?[/quote]

High school? The speech was originally (and falsely) attributed to Kurt Vonnegut as a commencement speech for the 1997 graduating class of MIT.

For the whole scoop:

Oh, and I hated high school. Wish I could have skipped being a teenager altogether.

[quote]emdawgz1 wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
King of Kings wrote:
Sean Paul(all of his song’s)

That dude has the most fuckin annoying voice ive ever heard.

is goes something like this- lalala talk for 1 minute Sean da Paul lalalala Sean da Paul talk more End song.

Peace

K of K

Oh, he’s talking? I can’t even make out enough of what he’s saying to consider it that.

“Jus’ gimme de lie shesuchaho-o-o”
What the fuck is he trying to say? The only thing more annoying is the people who blast this shit in their cars or wherever and mouth the “lyrics” as if they know what the hell he is saying.

Jus gimme the light
and start the show
Bust another bottle of moe
Gal dem in a me sight
and I gots know
Which one is gonna catch my flow
Causle i’m inna di vibes
and i got my dough
Bust another bottle of moe
Gurl dem lookin hype
and i gots to know

Its supposed to be reggae
[/quote]

JTFC, I can barely make any sense out of it from the text!

[quote]Devil0351Dog wrote:
Well, Levis Jeans has taken Johnny Cash’s “I Walk the Line” and ruined it by putting it to a “Skinny Straight Jeans” commercial. It turns my stomach. How about they make jeans for people with ass, hips, and thighs? Clothes shopping is getting rediculous.

DD[/quote]

And after soy boy walks through all of this traffic and whatnot, he gets face-to-face with a pretty girl and just stares at her. That commercial has Johnny rolling over in his grave.