[quote]on edge wrote:
My mom came in to wake me up one morning, sat down on the bed and laid her arm across me. Thumper jumped on contact. She gave no indication of noticing it.
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Not laughing at ya. Happened to me also when I was in my puberty.
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Bad experience?
heh, yeah when I was about 16 I was asleep and moma came to wake me up ofc. I was still sleeping and she just WHAM got the cosy blanket off me. She started to giggle. I opened my eyes and was like ‘what u laughin about?’ I also said ‘WTF’ before. After 3 sec I realized I had my dick out of mah boxers with one of those massive hard ons with friggin pre-cum.
I just stood there like an idiot lying on bed and friggin grandma came in also and started to laugh too. I was embarrased. Later on my mum talked to me and told me ‘son, your’s is bigger then your father’s’. I felt harrased and happy at the same time.[/quote]
Id get so pissed if my mom were to ever do this, Id probably kick her off my bed
[quote]girlfromipanema wrote:
Nah. I’ll take morning wood over having a menstrual period, related maintenance, gyno exams, and sex bullshit from dudes any day. 
ID, you make some valid points.
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I’ll take all the bullshit women have,just to be able to get sex whenever I want.
If I was a woman,I would NEVER be in need of company OR sex.
Well,here’s my two cents.I have read that it is the opinion of many doctors,
that apart from the aforementioned hormonal changes and dirty dreams,etc.
over the course of the night,your bladder fills up,
which puts pressure on your prostate gland (the male G-Spot)
giving you a major hard-on.
Thus the combination equates to the cosmic joke that you need to piss while having a boner and hose down the bathroom.
The explanation for this is simple-we are not designed to piss into a toilet bowl,we are designed to piss up against trees and such.
In the gym,I always piss on the power rack to mark my territory in between sets.
It works!
Invincible thread.
Yeah I have morning wood pretty much everyday but what about morning chub.Sometimes im not hard just really chubby and I allways think damn where is a hott chick to just happen to see me naked right now with this python hangin.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
I allways think damn where is a hott chick to just happen to see me naked right now with this python hangin.[/quote]
I sometimes walk around public places with half chubs for this very reason (with pants on). I think im gonna go full boner just for funzies.
I wonder if Asian men have this problem… ( NOOOOO idea what type of response this post will bring…lol)
A morning wood is a good indication of your level of testosterone. Charles Poliquin told that if you dont wake up with an erection each morning, you got a low testosterone level. You need to do a handstand to take a pee, that’s what he told.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
I allways think damn where is a hott chick to just happen to see me naked right now with this python hangin.
I sometimes walk around public places with half chubs for this very reason (with pants on). I think im gonna go full boner just for funzies.
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attackofthechris-
best avatar ever!
How can I just keep a chubby all the time.
I’ve always awakened with morning wood. But I started taking tribulus about 3 weeks ago. Now on top of the usual morning wood, I’m awakened twice per night with wood so hard it’s almost painful.
So there I am with the wood, and the beaver next to me is in deeeep hibernation.
lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ve always awakened with morning wood. But I started taking tribulus about 3 weeks ago. Now on top of the usual morning wood, I’m awakened twice per night with wood so hard it’s almost painful.
So there I am with the wood, and the beaver next to me is in deeeep hibernation.
lol[/quote]
Wake her up?
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ve always awakened with morning wood. But I started taking tribulus about 3 weeks ago. Now on top of the usual morning wood, I’m awakened twice per night with wood so hard it’s almost painful.
So there I am with the wood, and the beaver next to me is in deeeep hibernation.
lol
Wake her up?[/quote]
Nah, no need.
Just go for it anyway ID
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ve always awakened with morning wood. But I started taking tribulus about 3 weeks ago. Now on top of the usual morning wood, I’m awakened twice per night with wood so hard it’s almost painful.
So there I am with the wood, and the beaver next to me is in deeeep hibernation.
lol
Wake her up?[/quote]
There are so many ways to do it, too
[quote]Ace Rimmer wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
I allways think damn where is a hott chick to just happen to see me naked right now with this python hangin.
I sometimes walk around public places with half chubs for this very reason (with pants on). I think im gonna go full boner just for funzies.
attackofthechris-
best avatar ever![/quote]
haha thanks. What movie is your avatar from?
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
How can I just keep a chubby all the time.[/quote]
Constant stream of dirty thoughts.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
attackofthechris-
best avatar ever!
haha thanks. What movie is your avatar from?
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It’s a BBC TV series that was around in the mid to late 90’s called ‘Red Dwarf’-a sci-fi comedy series.
The character in the photo was called ‘Ace Rimmer’ he only appears in a couple of episodes,but is very memorable.He’s sort of a guys guy,so much so that it is almost a parody of those kinda guys,he’s just damn near perfect.
Ace is a top spaceship fighter pilot,women adore him,he is intelligent,brave,noble,charismatic,down-to-earth,generous,strong,articulate,you name it.
Guys want to be him or know him (All the guys say ‘what a guy’ as he walks past)…he’s so damn near perfect,you either love him or hate him,but as a TV character,it’s hilarious.
Your avatar needs no introduction to me…
I’ve read the book (twice) seen the film (3 times) and done this very pose when a conveniently angled mirror has been around…
[quote]Ace Rimmer wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:
attackofthechris-
best avatar ever!
haha thanks. What movie is your avatar from?
It’s a BBC TV series that was around in the mid to late 90’s called ‘Red Dwarf’-a sci-fi comedy series.
The character in the photo was called ‘Ace Rimmer’ he only appears in a couple of episodes,but is very memorable.He’s sort of a guys guy,so much so that it is almost a parody of those kinda guys,he’s just damn near perfect.
Ace is a top spaceship fighter pilot,women adore him,he is intelligent,brave,noble,charismatic,down-to-earth,generous,strong,articulate,you name it.
Guys want to be him or know him (All the guys say ‘what a guy’ as he walks past)…he’s so damn near perfect,you either love him or hate him,but as a TV character,it’s hilarious.
Your avatar needs no introduction to me…
I’ve read the book (twice) seen the film (3 times) and done this very pose when a conveniently angled mirror has been around…
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I just youtubed that ace rimmer fellow and some other clips from the show. It’s pretty hilarious.
I still have to get around to reading the book. I’ve seen the film I don’t know how many times now, it’s my favorite.