While I understand that wood isn’t the only thing keeping us from pissing our beds, why can’t it be a contributor, whether planned by nature or not? I take my biggest piss of the day when I wake up. Would not wood (ha ha) be a natural way of keeping me from needing to disturb my sleep to go piss?
Also, a separate issue somewhat. Why do our bodies tell us when we need to piss when we’re sleeping and keep us from pissing while we sleep? What’s the biological need behind that? It seems a little useless, unless there is another use for waste. (Take dogs. They piss on everything for a reason.)
It’s funny, when I did gymnastics the female instructors were all amazed that I could do a one handed handstand. . . the guys all started working on it. . .
Insulin levels are at their lowest in the morning after a fast, and insulin interferes with nitric oxide (a vasodilator) which is necessary for an erection. So you’ve got no nitric oxide suppression, plus you’ve got high testosterone first thing in the morning, hence wood.
I belive this was discussed by TC in Reader Mail once before, but he talks about wood so often that the search come up with too many results to pin point it. You don’t get wood just because you have to pee. I feel as if I’ll have to pee in a garbage can at work sometimes because I can’t wait for someone to come relieve me, but I don’t get wood. It does help you keep from wetting yourself though.
Spiderman- dead on the money about the truck thing.The vibration and the bounce of the truck keeps you horned up all day.That and looking down at all the gorgeous women passing you on the right-side.The vantage point is usually perfect.
Wank before getting up. HMMM, let me see, I’m sleeping. HOW THE FUCK WILL I CONSCIOUSLY WACK OFF IF I AM SLEEPING???
When I get morning wood, I have to fucking run to the bathroom to pee, because the pipe’s about to burst. There’s no way I can just jingle my dingaling then go pee. Besides, if I’m having sex, and I have to pee, but I get off first, I still have a raging hardon because I have to pee.
Good God!!!
You guys are freakin’ nuts!!!
Sorry to hijack, but the worst was waiting for the teacher to call on you in High School. Luckily, I never had to stand to answer. I had all sorts of excuses ready, however. That would have been a nightmare.
“Before getting up” means before you hop out of bed, silly. But I don’t know about you, but I can wank in my sleep. hahahaha I got in trouble with this once when I was sleeping in the living room and I started ‘sleep wanking’ while we had company over.
The truck driver theory of spontaneous wood is funny. It reminds me of gettin stuck sitting over the wheel well on bus trips in school. We used to call em bus rockets.
[quote]Jeff Rage wrote:
Take adice from Beavis and Butthead: you need to stand far away from the toilet, so that it arcs in![/quote]
No you’ve gotta do what midgets do. Put the seat down and lye down face down so that your junk is hanging in the toilet. Water levels may effect success rate.
[quote]Artem wrote:
Jeff Rage wrote:
Take adice from Beavis and Butthead: you need to stand far away from the toilet, so that it arcs in!
No you’ve gotta do what midgets do. Put the seat down and lye down face down so that your junk is hanging in the toilet. Water levels may effect success rate.
[quote]ahzaz wrote:
Artem wrote:
Jeff Rage wrote:
Take adice from Beavis and Butthead: you need to stand far away from the toilet, so that it arcs in!
No you’ve gotta do what midgets do. Put the seat down and lye down face down so that your junk is hanging in the toilet. Water levels may effect success rate.
