More Women Needed

[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Headhuntaaaaaaaaaaaa…

I is a womans!

I got listless and ran off for awhile, spent most of the summer screaming down karaoke bars from here to Ireland. Screw American Idol I’m famous in motherfuckin Cork now. I’m back , back for the attack (sad Dokken reference) …

I adopted a small pikey Irish baby. I found him in an empty Guinness box when I went to reach for the last one. That is one lucky lad. At least with me the kid knows he’ll never run out of beer. I’m all for a secure future, and I’m looking into getting him his own horse.

He will feel like a king riding around our low rent apartments! I can’t wait to let him know that if it weren’t for me, he’d never grow up with a nice set of teeth.

Here’s to the dogooders! [/quote]

Which one of these wee tots belongs to you?

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Headhuntaaaaaaaaaaaa…

I is a womans!

I got listless and ran off for awhile, spent most of the summer screaming down karaoke bars from here to Ireland. Screw American Idol I’m famous in motherfuckin Cork now. I’m back , back for the attack (sad Dokken reference) …

I adopted a small pikey Irish baby. I found him in an empty Guinness box when I went to reach for the last one. That is one lucky lad. At least with me the kid knows he’ll never run out of beer. I’m all for a secure future, and I’m looking into getting him his own horse.

He will feel like a king riding around our low rent apartments! I can’t wait to let him know that if it weren’t for me, he’d never grow up with a nice set of teeth.

Here’s to the dogooders!

Which one of these wee tots belongs to you?

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Oh no, those are my sisters adopted kids. She found them in a brothel window in Amsterdam. They love their Heineken!

She had just got done telling them their favorite bedtime story, “the three hashpipes” it ends with her explaining how fortunate they are since they won’t be red light district children anymore…but you know Momma, were just doing our part for the world. Somebody has to keep up with Headhunter Jolie.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Travacolypse wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Wow, thanks to all the ladies who are discovering the Offbeat parts of T-Nation! Your participation is welcomed!

It never occured to me that posting pics of my daughter would rile people, and calling her my adopted daughter was somehow bad. Forgive me as I am older (53) and we maybe speak somewhat differently. I mentioned ‘adopted’ simply to avoid confusion; I’m not asian and my daughter is.

I do sometimes brag on my kids (my older boy got a 34 on the ACT, putting him in the top 1% of all test takers. My younger boy got straight As in Middle Skule again) but rarely. Those are their accomplishments, not mine. And there goes my bragging quota for the next year!! :smiley:

You’d think a 53 year old teacher would possess the ability to construct some rebuttal above and beyond “omg, ur manless alcoholic. get out of teh rehab.” Or not.

You’re correct.

Emily,

So you’re a MALE counselor… of children… who goes on the Web as ‘Emily’? Do the children know that you are a man? How do you dress around them? Do you take them ‘camping’? You, who question my teaching 17 year olds because of a joke thread, pretend to be a woman on the web. Laughable.

Uh…yeah…no worries there, right? Right?

And Trava-whatever, if you couldn’t figure out that the vibrator thing was a joke, then I suggest a camping trip with Emily, being on the same intellectual plane and all.
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I spent several gut-wrenching hours participating in the disruption of an adoption yesterday. A disrupted adoption, Headhunter, is when adopted parents change their minds about being parents because it’s gotten too intense for them, usually when the kid hits adolescence and it all gets scary. They turn the child over to state custody. I was there because I’ve seen the kid a couple of times. So I sat in a room with this kid and his family while his world fell to pieces, going over options (charge him with assault, abandon him, etc). His family looked like they were going to die of grief and guilt. The poor kid was crying off and on and at one point his lip was quivering. My lip was quivering through a lot of it, too. One more abandonment for another kid left in a rat-infested box. I didn’t think I was going to make it home from work without having to pull the car over to throw up. Learn how to say “my daughter” like you mean it, you fucking idiot.

And if you’re going to insult me, learn how to do it competently. You’re calling me a man now because Standndeliver misunderstood my mockery of your asinine attempt to wound me by calling me a girl? Moron. It’s so patently ridiculous, such a desperate reach, it falls completely flat. Once again, you look like an imbecile.

And although yes, I question your suitability to a teaching position, I mostly do so because you’re such an ass. I use up all my energy on disdain over things like your comment that your job is to educate the nearly uneducable. There’s nothing like a teacher who suggests that the majority of his students suffer from Severe Mental Retardation (IQ level 20-40, below what they once called the “educable” level, IQ 35 or so). I don’t have the energy to worry additionally that you’re diddling students. And I don’t believe I’ve anywhere accused you of that. I believe my only substantial references to your teaching career have focused on A) Your stupidity, and B) Your hatefulness. That, Headhunter, is why I question you teaching 17-year-olds.

But we really weren’t talking about that. We were talking about your daughter, the star of this thread’s Original Post. So let me reiterate one more time, since I’m trained to make the world a better place one small, measurable goal at a time. Learn how to say “my daughter.” Practice! If people notice that you’re Caucasian and she’s not, won’t your “my daughter” clue them to her adopted status? And stop talking about how lucky she is. It’s grotesque.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

I spent several gut-wrenching hours participating in the disruption of an adoption yesterday. A disrupted adoption, Headhunter, is when adopted parents change their minds about being parents because it’s gotten too intense for them, usually when the kid hits adolescence and it all gets scary. They turn the child over to state custody. I was there because I’ve seen the kid a couple of times. So I sat in a room with this kid and his family while his world fell to pieces, going over options (charge him with assault, abandon him, etc). His family looked like they were going to die of grief and guilt. The poor kid was crying off and on and at one point his lip was quivering. My lip was quivering through a lot of it, too. One more abandonment for another kid left in a rat-infested box. I didn’t think I was going to make it home from work without having to pull the car over to throw up. Learn how to say “my daughter” like you mean it, you fucking idiot.

And if you’re going to insult me, learn how to do it competently. You’re calling me a man now because Standndeliver misunderstood my mockery of your asinine attempt to wound me by calling me a girl? Moron. It’s so patently ridiculous, such a desperate reach, it falls completely flat. Once again, you look like an imbecile.

And although yes, I question your suitability to a teaching position, I mostly do so because you’re such an ass. I use up all my energy on disdain over things like your comment that your job is to educate the nearly uneducable. There’s nothing like a teacher who suggests that the majority of his students suffer from Severe Mental Retardation (IQ level 20-40, below what they once called the “educable” level, IQ 35 or so). I don’t have the energy to worry additionally that you’re diddling students. And I don’t believe I’ve anywhere accused you of that. I believe my only substantial references to your teaching career have focused on A) Your stupidity, and B) Your hatefulness. That, Headhunter, is why I question you teaching 17-year-olds.

But we really weren’t talking about that. We were talking about your daughter, the star of this thread’s Original Post. So let me reiterate one more time, since I’m trained to make the world a better place one small, measurable goal at a time. Learn how to say “my daughter.” Practice! If people notice that you’re Caucasian and she’s not, won’t your “my daughter” clue them to her adopted status? And stop talking about how lucky she is. It’s grotesque.

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Still trying to figure out exactly what you are. Are you, like, a tranny or something? Your pic looks like a she-male or an anti-man.

I’m not hateful. I simply don’t accept evil stupidity interjected into my life by the likes of a she/he/it, that makes vile comments in my thread. You don’t know me (thank God for that) and assumed evil shit about me. I called you on it, so you try and make me out to be the bad guy. You made yourself look like an asshole, as others pointed out and you are.

Damn, reading this thread was an adventure. It had everything, insults, boobs, adopted kids, funny made-up stories, a few good jokes and some bad ones. Hell, there was even a link to a peado thread!

HH and Emily both showed some interesting sides in this thread. I thought Emily was just a bitch and HH a religious asshole. Turns out, they’ve both got some nice sides to their personality too.

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
Damn, reading this thread was an adventure. It had everything, insults, boobs, adopted kids, funny made-up stories, a few good jokes and some bad ones. Hell, there was even a link to a peado thread!

HH and Emily both showed some interesting sides in this thread. I thought Emily was just a bitch and HH a religious asshole. Turns out, they’ve both got some nice sides to their personality too.[/quote]

Oh, I can be a lot of fun. Really! You’d be surprised.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:

Still trying to figure out exactly what you are. Are you, like, a tranny or something? Your pic looks like a she-male or an anti-man.[/quote]

Why, no, Headhunter, I’m a genetic female (sex) living as a traditionally feminine woman (gender) engaged in a heterosexual relationship with a male (orientation) to whom I’m married (status). Okay?

So I call you stupid and you retort by…calling me stupid? Well, it’s not very original, but I suppose it’s a step up from calling me a girl when I am one.

But what evil shit have I assumed about you? That whenever I’ve seen you post about your adopted daughter from China you’ve for some reason chosen not to own her fully (“my daughter”)? That’s not an assumption, that’s the simple truth of the matter. I don’t follow your every thread, so maybe you’ve acted differently elsewhere. (And bear in mind that in the ones that I’ve read of yours that don’t mention her I don’t attack you. Once or twice I’ve posted in threads of yours without making any waves at all, even post-vibrator-thread.) If this is an anomaly, simply say so. Or better yet, check yourself to make sure you’re not treating your adopted daughter from China as if she’s merely a guest in your home, there to serve your need to feel good about yourself.

And what else? The vibrator? Here again, I’m not assuming anything about you. I’m simply saying what is. And what is, is that you posted a thread about buying a vibrator for your very young daughter. And I was initially very nice to you in there, assuming you must be well-meaning but misguided.

And lastly, your students. When you say things like that your students are stupid or assholes, you certainly sound hateful. My goodness, that’s what I’ve been saying about you, and you think I’m EVIL! So maybe you should check yourself there, too.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
It’s not like you can go somewhere and realise later, ‘Oh, I forgot my dress’.

You don’t seem to be going to the right places.[/quote]

No. When I leave without my dress, I still remember that I left without it. That’s why I prize sobriety :slight_smile:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Headhunter wrote:

Still trying to figure out exactly what you are. Are you, like, a tranny or something? Your pic looks like a she-male or an anti-man.

Why, no, Headhunter, I’m a genetic female (sex) living as a traditionally feminine woman (gender) engaged in a heterosexual relationship with a male (orientation) to whom I’m married (status). Okay?

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Yeah, right! OK, good job, you trolled HH’s thread. And you are still an asshole.

[quote]Standndeliver wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Headhunter wrote:

Still trying to figure out exactly what you are. Are you, like, a tranny or something? Your pic looks like a she-male or an anti-man.

Why, no, Headhunter, I’m a genetic female (sex) living as a traditionally feminine woman (gender) engaged in a heterosexual relationship with a male (orientation) to whom I’m married (status). Okay?

Yeah, right! OK, good job, you trolled HH’s thread. And you are still an asshole.

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maybe you should read the “Congrats T-Cell Alpha” thread…

I don’t know if it is possible to troll one of HH’s threads.

[[quote]Standndeliver wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Headhunter wrote:

Still trying to figure out exactly what you are. Are you, like, a tranny or something? Your pic looks like a she-male or an anti-man.

Why, no, Headhunter, I’m a genetic female (sex) living as a traditionally feminine woman (gender) engaged in a heterosexual relationship with a male (orientation) to whom I’m married (status). Okay?

Yeah, right! OK, good job, you trolled HH’s thread. And you are still an asshole.
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I don’t know how to say this tactfully, but…Headhunter knows and knew I’m female. If he thinks I look manly in my pic, then he must be a very small, exceptionally weak, and effeminate man. My husband can easily hoist me onto his shoulder, and he’s not a giant. I’m actually working to get stronger and more muscular. I also mentioned my bra size in this very thread. I’m both relatively slender and fairly large-breasted. So again, what screams “man” to Headhunter might not to other people.

HH, are you by any chance a little, tiny man? Like, a wee little girly-man?

Anyway, Standndeliver, you got confused and he took your misunderstanding and ran with it. Since it wasn’t effective to call me a girl (because I don’t mind being a girl or being called one) he decided when he saw your post to call me a man. It also wasn’t effective, though, because I don’t really mind that, either.

I’m afraid you’re not keeping up very well. Which is fine, you’re not required to.

Assuming that’s the “troll” you’re referring to.

And I actually don’t think I’m an asshole for worrying about Headhunter’s adopted daughter from China, but if you want to think I am, then please, go right ahead.

Of course, I’m inclined to think you think that because in another thread I called your inability to stand up against what you recognize as racism cowardice, rather than anything to do with this thread (since you’re not able to follow it anyway) but again, by all means, think me an asshole.

Edit: Standndeliver, I just realized that in that racist girlfriend thread someone made a joke about me marrying a girl. And then I made a joke about it, too. This HAS been confusing for you, I’m sure.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:

But if one thing should be (and likely is) known on T-Nation, it’s that HH is a motherfucking clown. The fact that he’s a teacher is a disgrace to the county’s educational system.

I’m sure he’s filled with good intentions, and I really have nothing against him except his overwhelming stupidity, but it’s hard to be tolerant of someone who looks at gays like they have some sort of communicable disease and starts shit on the internet because no one will listen to his crazy fuckin ass in the real world.

Irish, you and I go a long way back, back to the time when you proclaimed that you were a communist/socialist workers party cockroach. I then had hopes for you when you got your English degree (even started a thread to congratz you). So what do you do? Take a job putting advertising flyers under windshields…pathetic and a waste.

You are also an atheist. I have deeply held religious convictions. Those convictions tell me that homosexuality is wrong and so YOU pronounce ME crazy…could it just possibly be the other way around? Anyone who believes in God is crazy, Irish? Are they really?

You are what we call ShantyIrish, born to drink, beat your women (which you have ‘jokingly’ advocated), and basically spending your life in the gutter. Well, go ahead…the gutter awaits. Burn one down and roll all around.

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LOL

Motherfucker you’re really making up my life story for me here?

I love when you start these stupid fucking threads in the Get A Life section, just so everyone else here can see what a moron you are. You are a delusional whack job who barely manages to hide his hatred of everything and everyone who could be considered different from you, and you try to shroud your little fear of everything in “conservatism.” To top it off, you’re a teacher in Ohio-what’s that shit make you, like ten bucks an hour and a free lunch? Please. Talk about failed aspirations. You are what’s wrong with the world.

You’re garbage. Take your asian kids and fuck yourself you babbling bullshitter.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

I don’t know if it is possible to troll one of HH’s threads.

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How does one troll a troll?

Are you then, the troller of a troll or the trolee of the troller?

And, once sucked into the event horison of trollism, is all gravity lost?

In that case, somebody tell a joke.

It pisses me off when people adopt babies from other countries when there are PLENTY of children in need in your own damn country!

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

I don’t know if it is possible to troll one of HH’s threads.

How does one troll a troll?

Are you then, the troller of a troll or the trolee of the troller?

And, once sucked into the event horison of trollism, is all gravity lost?

In that case, somebody tell a joke.
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This sandbox is getting alittle muddy. Or maybe this thread is like a 52 car accident and everyone keeps on getting rear-ended. (Let the stick it in her pooper jokes begin). HH likes to get a rise out of people and since he is a teacher his job is to get people to think.

I have not read all of his posts and one day he might say something that hits close to home to me. I will not take it personally because he does not know me, as I am just another faceless person on the internet.

EmilyQ, you bring up alot of good points. Those children who have horrible beginnings, some of them carry it around with them forever no matter how much someone tries to help them. That is the road they are on.(I wanted to say destiny but some people take offense to that).

You are a much better person than me because I wanted to work with children but the bad stuff would have swallowed me whole. It is heartbreaking what some children have to go though.

[quote]DeannaV wrote:
It pisses me off when people adopt babies from other countries when there are PLENTY of children in need in your own damn country![/quote]

Funny, it pisses me off when people criticize the good deeds of others. What exactly, may I ask, makes a child in “your own damn country” more deserving than one from another?

[quote]Gambit_Lost wrote:
DeannaV wrote:
It pisses me off when people adopt babies from other countries when there are PLENTY of children in need in your own damn country!

Funny, it pisses me off when people criticize the good deeds of others. What exactly, may I ask, makes a child in “your own damn country” more deserving than one from another?

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People should adopt whoever they want. Case closed.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:

You are what we call ShantyIrish, born to drink, beat your women (which you have ‘jokingly’ advocated), and basically spending your life in the gutter. Well, go ahead…the gutter awaits. Burn one down and roll all around.

LOL

Motherfucker you’re really making up my life story for me here?

I love when you start these stupid fucking threads in the Get A Life section, just so everyone else here can see what a moron you are.

You are a delusional whack job who barely manages to hide his hatred of everything and everyone who could be considered different from you, and you try to shroud your little fear of everything in “conservatism.”

To top it off, you’re a teacher in Ohio-what’s that shit make you, like ten bucks an hour and a free lunch? Please. Talk about failed aspirations. You are what’s wrong with the world.

You’re garbage. Take your asian kids and fuck yourself you babbling bullshitter.[/quote]

Wow, no denials. I really nailed it didn’t I? Teaching teens since 1980 (a job I love btw, except for bureaucracy) makes it really easy to pick out the losers and crazies. Tutor 'em, talk to their parent(s), do all you can to get them to graduate, then the losers quit high school anyway. I’ve seen ‘you’ many times before, Irish…many times…

Anyway, that aside, teaching is dying because the Great Unwashed (that’s you) decided that passing another law or hiring more ‘administrators’ could substitute for raising teacher pay. You believed politician scumbags who told you that you could save TAX DOLLARS! “Wow, more money for weed!! Underpaying teachers! What a good idea!!” So now, you and your fellow loser-brethren bitch about the results.

Your generation will actually be the first in American history to be LESS educated (USDE study) than its predecessors. It shows. Good job there, boyo!! Good job…

[quote]DeannaV wrote:
It pisses me off when people adopt babies from other countries when there are PLENTY of children in need in your own damn country![/quote]

Well then go adopt one and STFU. Cold Blooded. Cuz a baby is born in another country it’s a piece of shit I suppose? Do you want all black people to go back to africa too?

There are no girls on the internet.

The few that exist are:

Attractive
Single
Stable

Pick two…