[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
The Illuminati, eh? Really…[/quote]
It’s probably true…we are all (or at least 95% of us) slaves to our 9-5 desk job.[/quote]
I’m not.
I have a funny little philosophy I use to gauge my internet discussions. So far it has served me well. I approach every thread like the game Taboo. As soon as someone has to use the word Illuminati to explain something, they lose.
[quote]Cortes wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
The Illuminati, eh? Really…[/quote]
It’s probably true…we are all (or at least 95% of us) slaves to our 9-5 desk job.[/quote]
I’m not.
I have a funny little philosophy I use to gauge my internet discussions. So far it has served me well. I approach every thread like the game Taboo. As soon as someone has to use the word Illuminati to explain something, they lose. [/quote]
well I said 95%, I agree with your theory on approaching threads. I was just stirring the pot.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We would be like ants…or maybe cats to people who could really travel through space and time like that. If there are UFO’s, they are just field trips for alien kids to laugh at us.
That may be why they always choose the same types of people for abduction…they make great birthday clowns.[/quote]
I beg to differ…We clearly have the edge in battle and weapons intelligence. Just look at all the movies. All we need is an alien fuel rod, Will Smith, and the ability to shut down there communications tower. It’s the same formula every single time.
Some even have weaknesses to water (ala the movie Signs) our planet is 70% water. Melt the ice caps (water world) = 100% protection.
Suck it aliens [/quote]
Yes…but what happens if we finally get discovered by “Will Smith and water proof” aliens?
Science fiction?..for NOW.
Where did this illuminati bullshit come from?
And why, when I watch a Jay Z video on youtube, do people talk about it and say that him and Beyonce are controlled by the illuminati?
Sometimes I don’t understand how the people alive now are really the RESULT of thousands of years of evolution.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Where did this illuminati bullshit come from?
And why, when I watch a Jay Z video on youtube, do people talk about it and say that him and Beyonce are controlled by the illuminati?
Sometimes I don’t understand how the people alive now are really the RESULT of thousands of years of evolution.[/quote]
It’s Youtube Nation. Some dude in his mom’s basement made the connection once while in a fit of agitation from watching a Beyonce video and not being able to touch her and next you know, every ninth grader with e-mail is now repeating something they really have no real understanding of in the first place.
Angels and Demons sold lots of tickets…and that is the basis of our country’s knowledge of history.
National Treasure has filled them in on the rest. Thanks, Nic Cage!
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]turtledove wrote:
Wow, I’m SOLD! Very credible video - aliens must be real! I’ll just go ahead and sing this on our way to meet up with them…
I didn’t say it was definetly were real. But how do you know its not real? I keep an open mind.
I heard Steven hawkins saying something like, if there really are aliens that exist and they have the means of traveling to our planet, then chances are we are fucked. Okok he didnt say fucked but something to that extent. Basically, if they come here, their technology far surpasses our own and chances are their going to take over our planet for its resources.
[quote]TD54 wrote:
I heard Steven hawkins saying something like, if there really are aliens that exist and they have the means of traveling to our planet, then chances are we are fucked. Okok he didnt say fucked but something to that extent. Basically, if they come here, their technology far surpasses our own and chances are their going to take over our planet for its resources.[/quote]
What resources? we are squandering them all.
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
[quote]TD54 wrote:
I heard Steven hawkins saying something like, if there really are aliens that exist and they have the means of traveling to our planet, then chances are we are fucked. Okok he didnt say fucked but something to that extent. Basically, if they come here, their technology far surpasses our own and chances are their going to take over our planet for its resources.[/quote]
What resources? we are squandering them all.
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Ahh, you have forgotten the human anus…that is what the aliens treasure and very few people have mined its depths. Well, other than gavinhenson.
Yes…just why do supposedly advanced aliens have such a remedial, freudian anal fixation?
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
Yes…just why do supposedly advanced aliens have such a remedial, freudian anal fixation?
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Don’t try to analyze it… Just be glad that it happens.
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
Yes…just why do supposedly advanced aliens have such a remedial, freudian anal fixation?
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Very strict and severe potty training from early on. They train them from a very young age to not have to stop the spaceship for potty breaks.
Thats also why they are so fastidious.
[quote]TD54 wrote:
I heard Steven hawkins saying something like, if there really are aliens that exist and they have the means of traveling to our planet, then chances are we are fucked. Okok he didnt say fucked but something to that extent. Basically, if they come here, their technology far surpasses our own and chances are their going to take over our planet for its resources.[/quote]
Doubt it.
So much easier to crack an asteroid then to deal with an entirely alien planet.
We might make good television though, in a slightly depressing way.
Apparently all the aliens have learned from anal probing is that “one in ten likes it.”
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
Apparently all the aliens have learned from anal probing is that “one in ten likes it.” [/quote]
Haha!
Or maybe the reason we have not been approached is because we are at the top of the food chain? Maybe all the aliens are still doing quest for fire? Maybe we show up to some alien monkey farm and ass rape them and take their shit.
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
[quote]TD54 wrote:
I heard Steven hawkins saying something like, if there really are aliens that exist and they have the means of traveling to our planet, then chances are we are fucked. Okok he didnt say fucked but something to that extent. Basically, if they come here, their technology far surpasses our own and chances are their going to take over our planet for its resources.[/quote]
What resources? we are squandering them all.
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I don’t know, maybe assholes are a resource where they come from. Maybe they use them as some kind of fuel to power their mother ship.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We would be like ants…or maybe cats to people who could really travel through space and time like that. If there are UFO’s, they are just field trips for alien kids to laugh at us.
That may be why they always choose the same types of people for abduction…they make great birthday clowns.[/quote]
Well said X, I was going to say the same thing. I’m guessing you’ve seen this:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Or maybe the reason we have not been approached is because we are at the top of the food chain? Maybe all the aliens are still doing quest for fire? Maybe we show up to some alien monkey farm and ass rape them and take their shit. [/quote]
You sir just figured out where AIDS came from.
[quote]TD54 wrote:
I heard Steven hawkins saying something like, if there really are aliens that exist and they have the means of traveling to our planet, then chances are we are fucked. Okok he didnt say fucked but something to that extent. Basically, if they come here, their technology far surpasses our own and chances are their going to take over our planet for its resources.[/quote]
If aliens arrive here, it means two things: that inter-stellar travel is, in fact, possible and that they’ve accomplished it
Now since we can’t even discuss inter-stellar travel practically, it stands to reason that we’d be powerless against a species (collective?) that has realized it. Whatever their particular motivations might be wouldn’t change our fundamental impotence, is basically what Hawking argues.