More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

To the shock of no one, I get in TABEARTA after work.

Weight vest has 40lbs loaded for tomorrow.

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AM WORKOUT (0320 natural wake up)

5/3/1 FOR HARDGAINERS Week 4, Workout 3

MAIN WORK

Axle bench press
5xAxle
5x196
5x226
5x5x256

Superset main work w/10 band pull aparts

25 pushdowns

No rest between sets: just run a circuit of bench-pull-bench-repeat, took 10 minutes total

PROWLER

  • 1 length w/low handles, come back w/high handles w/50lbs loaded
  • 1 length w/low handles, come back w/high handles w/90lbs loaded
  • 1 length w/harness, come back w/backwards drag w/140lbs loaded

Time: 19:30

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

UPPER ASSISTANCE/CONDITIONING

100 burpee chins w/40lb vest

Time: 22:00

Lateral raise dropset (no rest)
20x20lbs
20x10
20x5
20x2.5
20xEmpty hands

Notes:

  • I am pleased with what I’ve done to make this day something worthwhile. Making the main work a challenge of shortest rest times possible keeps things interesting and gives me more time to play on that assistance work…the latter, of which, completely flies in the face of the values of 5/3/1, but given that this program is aimed toward weight gaining, I think I’ve got the right priorities there.

  • Once again, coming in just a touch short on the prowler work, but meeting my own intent, and I’m gassed and dying. I can also track my improvements as time goes on. This program has really gotten me in great general shape.

  • Those burpee chins are their own special kind of Hell. The vest forces me to slow down a little, which helps me appreciate all the individual parts of a burpee. I’m also trying my best not to jump into the top of the chin and actually get some pulling in. On that note, I felt a twinge in my left bicep and actually was happy to experience that. I think I lucked out and either severely sprained the ligament/muscle there or only partially tore the bicep. The muscle appears shorter compared to it’s brother, but I’m still experiencing ā€œsigns of lifeā€ by having it feel that way, vs if it was fully detached and simply no longer playing. In turn, I was able to slow down a touch and really focus on rep quality. This still tore up my lungs and soul very well.

  • Tang Soo Do later tonight, and I’m thinking swings instead of TABEARTA, but we’ll see. This is my last class before my tournament this weekend.

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Did some tabata fat grip devil presses for a proof of concept instead of TABEARTA. Worked well enough

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AM WORKOUT (0320 Natural Wake Up) SEMI FASTED: Half serving of Surge before training, half serving during

5/3/1 FOR HARDGAINERS Week 4, Workout 4 (schedule messed up)

MAIN WORK

Low handle trap bar pull
5x175
5x265
5x355
5x405
11x450

5x10 pull aparts done between sets

SUPPLEMENTAL/ASSISTANCE

5 rounds of

  • 5x351 axle deadlifts
  • 5 chins
  • 20 dips
  • 5 chins

Time: 12:30

25 pushdowns
40x360 reverse hypers
30 standing ab wheels
30 GHRs

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

ASSISTNACE/CONDITIONING

100 burpee KB swings w/40kg bell, EMOM do 5 chins until 50 total accomplished, then finish out with burpee swings

Finished inside 15 rounds

30 axle shrugs against strong short bands

Notes:

  • Another workout where I didn’t implode: the mark of success these days. That’s significant improvement on 3s week pulling compared to the start of the program, so that’s awesome to see. The low handle pull definitely creates an interesting demand on my body. I simultaneously feel like I’ve got another rep in me AND that I’m going to lose all my innards at once. I could feel the left arm start to pull just a little toward the end there, so I shut it down before I did something really stupid, but that was a solid top effort.

  • I like what I came up with on the supplemental circuit to make it move faster: breaking the chin set in half and peppering it throughout. I’m better at getting 5 chins in twice vs 10 once. And coming into those pulls straight from chins is really awful.

  • That burpee swing/chin combo was much better than anything else I’ve done so far. I kept it at 50 chins total to still ā€œplay by the rulesā€ of hardgainers and get my 100 chins total. Were I to do it again, I’d consider triples vs 5s to make things move a little quicker.

  • Tang Soo Do was a solid workout last night. We just drilled the hell out of forms in prep for the tournament this weekend.

  • Mrs surprised me by saying she wanted to get in a workout before our road trip tomorrow, so game on. I’ve got a nasty idea I’m gonna dub ā€œSabinā€ ala Sabin Figaro for his famous quote of ā€œCan’t Wage War on an Empty Stomachā€. Start off with a PBJ, then use that same weight for Monument to Non-Existence.

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FWIW, I’m 6’1, 200 and where an XL, mainly due to my shoulders. In a cheaper shirt, I need 2X. These are a bit baggy around my waist, but tightish in my shoulders and chest.

Most consider me skinny.

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Road trip today, but did TABEARTA yesterday and this got done this morning

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Thinking more on DC and Super Squats programs but man they line up decently well to be mashed up together. RP sets and Stretches in your Super Squats Sessions. It sounds good in my head just haven’t put anything together. You could go full Super Squats old school layout and the exercises line up pretty well with DC (maybe incline bench instead?). The progression is pretty similar. Rep schemes also pretty similar. The split is the rub…I don’t recall a DC FB split but there was an Upper/Lower, PPL and a Bro. I mean Super Squats doesn’t work with out…squats. Just rambling on programming here but this is got my wheels spinning anyway.

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@zeptrey I’m gonna give that a real deep dive at some point. Schedule is crazy now, but I appreciate you putting that out there and I didn’t want you to think I missed it.


Got in a tabata prisoner squat w/push ups between rounds workout in the evening.

That morning workout was ā€œSabin Figaroā€, based off his quote ā€œcan’t go to war on an empty stomachā€. So you eat your PBJ and then go on the Monument to Non-Existence. For the latter, I went 10 thrusters, 15 front squats, 20 squats, 25 SSB squats and 30 deadlifts, all with the same 95lbs that I started the PBJ with.

I like the bones on this. My lungs were hurting, but I could stand to get either more weight or more reps on the back half. I can see this hanging around. Still love what I’ve discovered with PBJs. They just fit well…and live up to their name in turn.

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Quick after action report: I’ve gotten in 1 tabata workout where I’d do a 5 count burpee with a squat and then hold 10 seconds in the plank position on the down portion, 100 burpees in 5:35 after getting in 19 before getting interrupted, 100 push ups, 50 prisoner squats and 50 bodyweight reverse hypers.

For the tournament: I got called to compete while I was watching my wife dominate in sparring and open hand forms, so I showed up cold and hate f**ked my open hand form and scored second place that way. Totally unexpected, as I’m not the ā€œformsā€ guy, but I think I brought enough skull splitting intensity into it that the judges weren’t really sure what to do with it and just gave me the points.

Sparring was me failing to adapt. It’s no-contact sparring. Homeboy I was going up against kept Mongo punching me square in the shoulder/chest, completely sailing through all my non-contacting techniques. Judges kept giving him points and not me. Shoulda learned a lesson from it, but with my kid there watching, I didn’t want to win that way.

So, completely unexpected turn of events. Chaos, as always, is the plan.

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Great effort Pwn!

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There’s more than one way to skin that cat. Nice job.

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@tlgains @hillbillyk Appreciate that gents!


Got in a fasted morning workout of Tabata prisoner squats where I held the squat position during the 10 seconds of rest, then 70 push ups. Spent 3 hours going up and down steps at a water park and closed out the day with 100 burpees in 5:17. Also a 3 hour Tang Soo Do clinic somewhere in there. Full days. Travel back tomorrow.

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Just gonna leave this here for ya

No idea if they do only prongs or also lever.

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@planetcybertron Good looking out!


Started my day with an AM tabata prisoner squat workout holding the 10 second rest in the squat position, drove 8 hours, got home and did TABEARTA. Did a bunch of underhand chins too. Bar is set in the rack for squats tomorrow.

I’m definitely approaching my limit with eating. This 4 day break showed me how much I like not basing my life around food, especially since I had to get home and meal prep. My upcoming diet break will be welcomed, and then I’ll be ready to go by the end of it, which is great, because Super Squats is exciting me, and then the way forward after that is doing so as well.

Bicep is feeling better, forearm is hit or miss, elbow is feeling good. I can tell my left bicep has become shortened, but I think I still came out of this without a full tear, so just enough damage to learn my lesson. But we’ll see. There go my bodybuilding days. It’s part of the reason I’m hammering that underhand: going to see if I can make the left play nice and catch up.

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I don’t understand non-contact sparring. I mean I get WHY it’s done, but if the other person is ignoring what you’re doing it’s not exactly a fair representation. If you’d ā€˜accidentally’ popped him with a jab to give him some realistic feedback would you get DQ’d?

Lol at edit. I’m sure had you pooped it would 100% be a DQ

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Ran out of likes trying to catch up in here. Good to see you still pushing hard brother.

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I’m ready for a diet break too!

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@kleinhound Like all subjective things, the issue boils down to judging. Full contact makes things easier. I had watched my wife and kid spar and the judging was very strict and was calling strikes before they landed, but in my ring, in my division, on that particular day, rules were loose and contact was rewarded vs penalized. I’m sure I could have gotten away with a jab, and even scored a point with it (assuming I didn’t punch the face), but it wasn’t how I wanted to win.

@simo74 Much love dude! Seeing you doing the same on your end as well.

@jwlake06 That’s how you know you’re doing it right! Haha. All the folks that say they love gaining are messing up.


AM WORKOUT (0320 natural wake up)

5/3/1 FOR HARDGAINERS Week 5, Workout 1

MAIN WORK

Box jumps
2x4
1x2

Buffalo Bar Squat
5xBar
5x195
5x295
5x345
15x390

ASSISTANCE

14 rounds at 90 seconds per round

  • Rounds 1-6: 7 t-bar rows w/125lbs, 7 DKB clean each rep and press w/55lbs
  • Rounds 7-9: 5 t-bar rows, 5 DKB clean each rep and press
  • Rounds 10-13: 6s
  • Round 14: 7

Total time: 21:00

50 pull aparts

SUPPLEMENTAL/ASSISTANCE

Buffalo bar squat
31x290

Straight into

Belt squat stripset (no rest/lockout)
15x200
Sets of 4 for: 175, 150, 125, 100, 75, 50, 25, Axle

2x20x360 reverse hyper
30 standing ab wheel
30 GHRs

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

Tabata protocol burpee chins, putting plates away during the 10 second rests
4s for the first 8 rounds, 3s for the next 12 for a total of 10 minutes

25 pushdowns

Notes:

  • FINALLY found that other gear in my squatting. I set out for 15 reps on the topset today, got to 8 and thought there was no way, and then just kept breathing, setting up, squatting down and coming back up. I’m remembering that it’s just plain NOT going to feel good, and that’s ok. This was an amazing workout happening after travel of all things. Belt was loose and hydration was poor and I still crushed it.

  • That assistance circuit was exhausting, but on the plus side the tendon in my forearm didn’t get too pissed off. Slowly healing…although I pulled something my left serratus yesterday. ā€œWandering painā€.

  • Very pleased with that widowmaker squat after blowing myself out so much on this workout. 25 was the goal and then came by way too quick. I could have gotten more than that 31st if I really wanted it, but that was sufficient enough for me.

  • I was absolutely done come conditioning time.

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Are you still taking Apple Cider vinegar supplements? I am thinking about adding them back in (pill form) but cannot find good data or anecdotal results from trustworthy folks (all seem sponsored).

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