More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

@simo74 That means a lot from you dude. You’re constantly setting the standard and serving as such a positive force here. I appreciate those words.


AM WORKOUT (0320 Natural Wake Up) FASTED

EAT THE BIG ELEPHANT FIRST: 10k SWING CHALLENGE IN 7 DAYS: Day 5 of 7

65 rounds of 22 swings w/24kg bell

50 seconds per round

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

TABEARTA w/95lbs, 3 complexes per round

50 pull aparts
25 pushdowns
50 chaos curls w/10lb plates
20 standing ab wheels
30 GHRs

43 burpee chins in 5 minutes

Notes:

  • 7150/10000 swings accomplished, and more than 10 minutes shaved off from the initial time. These workouts are moving VERY fast now. It shakes out to 35 seconds of work/15 seconds of rest. Some real interval effort. I’m focusing more on getting that torso a little more bent forward on the return and still popping up. I’m learning a lot through this process. Also, my abs are back to anatomy chart lean in the morning. I feel like I’ve found a great “detox protocol” between the swings, TABEARTA and the chins. A 1 week kickstart. I wonder if pairing it with the 1 week Atkins intro that Dan John talks about would bode well for someone looking to hit the ground running.

  • Got the 8th round of TABEARTA done within the round time. I actually had around 3 seconds of rest within most rounds. I’m getting good at this…which is a sign it will be time to move on soon.

  • Left bicep/forearm is getting better. Ability to contract has improved, and tone seems to be returning to that arm.

  • I was DRENCHED in sweat when this was over. Like I had jumped into a pool.

  • I have Tang Soo Do sparring tonight, and maybe some more bodyweight to go. Weekend is coming up, so chaos will be the plan. Thinking I may chunk the workouts into halves and try to blast out 715 swings as fast as possible.

  • I am in SUCH a good place mentally right now. I finished this workout thinking to myself “I am terrifying”. I am Jason Vorhees. I am an unstoppable. But, with duality, some humor too. I thought to myself “I am the worst version of the Pinocchio story. The farm machinery was given sentience, and all it did with it was keep swinging that kettlebell”. Also the first thing I thought upon waking up this morning “Let’s go swing that goddamn bell”. I’m honestly digging knowing EXACTLY what I am doing. High speed/low drag.

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Compliments from Dan John will do that to you.

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Serving as an example as always Pwn! Great to see you seem to find a way to keep things moving forward FAST despite your nagging body parts. And insane how lean you are right now. I would be interested in a updated pic.

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@Panopticum Ask and thou shall receive


I honestly wasn’t considering taking one: thankful you pushed me, haha. Really appreciate the kind words and support dude.


EAT THE BIG ELEPHANT FIRST: 10k SWING CHALLENGE IN 7 DAYS: Day 6 of 7, Workout 1

Slept until 0615, got in a fasted workout of

250 swings
30 seconds rest
50 swings
30 seconds
60
30 seconds
70
30 seconds
100
30 seconds
185

Right about 20:30

That’s half of what I need today. Not bad. Typical “hair on fire” Saturday for me, so off for some lawn mowing, grocery shopping, family bonding, and at some point, 715 more swings, TABEARTA and burpee chins

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Glad you did. Obliques look lean as hell, thats sick

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@Panopticum Thanks dude! Also a demonstration of how I’m “built for strength”. I can get lean as hell, but those obliques and hip bones aren’t gonna get sucked in any more, haha.


EAT THE BIG ELEPHANT FIRST: 10k SWING CHALLENGE IN 7 DAYS: Day 6 of 7, Workout 2

Got the second workout done at 1600: 715 unbroken swings in around 18.5 minutes

In between that, I got in a TABEARTA workout after 90 minutes of lawn mowing and then 47 burpee chins in 5 minutes while taking the trash out through the garage.

That 715 swings was a LOT of lies told to myself. Funny enough, I realized at rep 50 I wasn’t wearing my headband and thought to myself “I’ll put it on when I set the bell down”. Yeah…so much for that.

I am HUNGRY. Been that way all week. And keep getting leaner. Once again: what a metabolic reset.

I’m very pleased my grip held up for 715 swings. And I honestly felt like I could just keep going at that point: I was “locked in”, but, once again, schedules are schedules, and chaos remains the plan.

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EAT THE BIG ELEPHANT FIRST: 10k SWING CHALLENGE IN 7 DAYS: Day 7 of 7, Workout 1

Slept until 0615

Had some extra time this morning, so I ended up doing 800 unbroken swings, fasted

This puts me ahead of the game now: only 615 more to go. 9385 down. Appetite is STILL nuts.

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EAT THE BIG ELEPHANT FIRST: 10k SWING CHALLENGE IN 7 DAYS: Day 7 of 7, Workout 2

I actually had 620 to go and was 9380 down, but either way I did 630 and TABEARTA in the PM

Also got in 44 burpee chins in 5 minutes and some chaos curls, focusing on really getting the painful spot to activate. 10k swings in 7 days is done.

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Write up pending, but Hardgainers starts tomorrow and I don’t know what drugs I was on when I set the TMs for my squat and dead but they musta been amazing. Just dropped both by about 30lbs. Looking at

Squat: 450

Bench: 280

Dead: 490

Press: 190

That dead might come down too. Or I might go SSL vs FSL. Will see.

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Read this and thought “that can’t possibly mean what I think it means” before clicking on the video and confirming that, yes, you actually did a set of 750 kettlebell swings.

What the hell dude? haha

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A common thought among his followers, lol.

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Typical Pwn Effort!!!

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@TrevorLPT Hah! What can I say: they’re something wrong with me.

@littlesleeper One of my BEST stories about that was at my final powerlifting meet, when I pulled 601 for the first time. I was competing at 181, and I had the HIGHEST pull in the meet. I came out AFTER the SHW. When they loaded the bar and called my name and weight class, the promoter legit asked “Did he convert kilos to pounds wrong?” Pulled it, and the look on their faces was amazing.

@tlgains Come now man: nothing I do is typical, haha.

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Salute to T3hPwnisher!

That would be an amazing feeling!
Walking off the platform like:

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I think all of the logging you do there is something I could point to and say that’s impressive each day. That in itself is special.

However what you’ve done with the 10k swing challenge is taking it to new heights and I say that with absolute sincerity. I did the 10k challenge in 28 days recently and it was tough but doable, and I was proud I’d smashed it by my own standards. What you’ve done with this is properly epic.

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Sweet. I am thinking of starting up Hardgainer next week

Edit: and of course fantastic work on the swings. Notice the 'abs and glutes reawakened Dan wrote about?

@aholding88 You should absolutely be proud of what you did my dude: this is a significant challenge no matter HOW it’s taken on. From these challenges we grow. In turn, now that 800 is done, I’m curious where the bottom is for this: I may have to find out some day. And thanks for the kind words!

@Panopticum Thanks man! I know @SvenG Is having some success with Hardgainer, and @unicornsandrainbows Had tackled it as well. So far, so good.

My abs definitely came back out to play. My whole body honestly lit up. And my myoclonic jerk at night became a glute contraction, haha.


AM WORKOUT (0327 Natural Wake up) SEMI-FASTED: Half a serving of Surge before training, half during

5/3/1 FOR HARDGAINERS Week 1, Workout 1

MAIN WORK

Box Jumps
2x3
1x4

Buffalo Bar Squat
5xBar
5x195
5x245
5x315
5x365
8x405

ASSISTANCE WORK

Superset of:

T-bar row: 100lbs
Kettlebell clean each rep and strict press: 24kg

14 rounds, 90 seconds per round

Sets of 7 for the first 8 rounds, sets of 5 for the remaining 6

SUPPLEMENTAL

Buffalo Bar Squat
20x315

Straight into

Belt squat stripset (no rest/lockout)
28x200
Sets of 175,150,125,100,75,50,25,Axle

30 GHRs

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

Constant movement of cleaning up plates while accomplishing

40x360 Reverse hypers
50 dips
20 standing ab wheels

40 burpee chins in 5 minutes

Notes:

  • I’ll address the immediate elephant in the room: an 8x405 topset on squats after having done 5x10x405 is definitely something that gets in your head, but I’m aware of the insanity I’ve put myself through to be able to appreciate what it means. Coming into this particular workout about 13 hours after hitting my 10000th kettlebell swing in 7 days is going to mean some stuff. But I see the positives here: I am in a FANTASTIC “softened up” state to really make the most of hardgainers. It’s why I dropped the TMs so far: I’m going to GROW. And I take solace in knowing that 8x405 is always the number I hit when 500 for a single is within striking distance.

  • Came into this workout swollen, which makes sense with all the trauma I’ve put my body through PLUS a victory ham dinner. And that’s going to keep up this week, because I made enough leftovers for ham to be my meal prep. Just another thing to factor in, as my belt was feeling real solid.

  • In that regard, I felt strong on the warm-ups today AND this is the first time in months I’ve done a true “5s progression” workout. I took Jim liberally on the main work of BBB Beefcake, but there’s no escaping those 5s here, and they keep you VERY honest on the main work.

  • I have a non-STEM degree yet I seem to really love math, because that’s how I came up with the assistance work circuit. I’m stealing from Beefcake because I love the idea of a time limit for assistance work (Jim does that in other programs too, and it’s great there as well). 20 minutes of assistance work. Sold. But I also came into Hardgainers wanting to steal from Dan John’s “Mass Made Simple” and basically throw a complex in the middle of the workout to fire up the metabolic processes and make the ending supplemental work suck. Solution? Brian Alsruhe-esque timed giant sets. Man, so many influences coming together. EMOM seemed unrealistic to get 3 movements in for any decent volume, so I extended it to 90 seconds and that shook out to 14 rounds. 7 reps per round is 98 reps, hitting the top end of Hardgainers “50-100 reps”, so there we have it. Running through it, I was completing each circuit in about 60 seconds, but by the 8th circuit I had to set the bells down after the 6th press, which was a sign to me to reduce reps from there out. Now I have a goal for the program: complete 7 reps per round for the full 14. I’m going to come up with circuits for each day, based primarily on equipment accessibility/logistics, but I REALLY want to keep some sort of floor to overhead, as that is a gamechanger.

  • In that regard: I can clean kettlebells again! The arm is mending well. ABCs may make a return, but I’m going to rotate daily insanity to keep from getting too adapted. I’m counting that clean as a swing, in order to stick with the RXs for assistance work Jim laid out.

  • Hitting that squat widowmaker after all that work is definitely a different animal. I DID have a bit more in me, but with this being week 1, I’m happy to ease into it again.

  • Chasing the squat with the belt squat AND the GHR thoroughly nuked my legs. Conditioning was kept on the light side after all that, as the assistance work was honestly a solid gasser.

  • On the nutrition front, I’m going to play around a bit here. Surge is potent, and I’m feeling like I don’t need it for EVERY workout on this program. I also noticed that, when I doubled the dosage, I didn’t notice a performance improvement, but I felt heavier in the gut than I liked. So I’m back to a single serving, which I’m going to use on my squat and deadlift days. Bench and press days will be back to a higher fat pre-training meal. Conditioning day will be fasted. Since prowlers factor into training now, I’m thinking my conditioning day will be a “hard, heavy and fast set + weighted vest walk” workout.

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Yes sir, I am hearing you.

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@simo74 You’re living it too dude!


PM WORKOUT (1600)

TABEARTA and remaining daily work

I did my full write-up of the swing experience here

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