More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

Slept until 0540. Mrs set the alarm so we’d have time to eat and head out for our run.

Got in a fasted 25 burpee chins to get blood flowing and bring some life back to my legs after my Deep Water 100 squats with 375lbs yesterday, along with Tabata KB front squats.

Had a fantastic pre-race breakfast of a slice of keto bread and half a low carb bagel, both with sunflower butter, and 5 celery stalks with Nuts n More spread on them. Pretty much pure fats with some protein and very trace carbs, because that’s how I roll.

Of course, Mrs and I did zero warm-up, got to the starting line, and got going. My legs felt heavy, my quadriceps were sore, but that was honestly about it. My lungs and cardiovascular system held up fantastically, and the miles moved the fastest they ever had for a race. I’ve run 2 half marathons and 1 other 10 mile race before this, and this definitely felt the best out of all of those, which is especially remarkable when you consider I did exactly ONE distance run to prep for this. Otherwise, it was 6 weeks of hill workouts, done Litvinov-esque with the KB front squats before each sprint.

Kept a VERY consistent 9:38 mile pace through out and finished at 1hr 36min 51sec, which, for my running friends, is moving at the speed of smell, but also, for my running friends: see how you do after 100 barbell squats with 70+KB squats the day before. And on that note, my wife and I talked with each other the entire time. There was no huffing, puffing, wheezing and dying. This was leisure.

Hey, speaking of KB squats…wanna know what I did when I got home? Tabata KB front squats with 47.5lb bells. Why? Because we do not let the race win. Also got my daily work done.

Treated myself to a warrior’s meal of steak (piedmontese grassfed sirloin) and eggs for dinner, along with some “asparagus fries”, mashed cauliflower and broccoli.

Had some naked chicken wings for lunch.

Gonna blow out my shoulder patting myself on the back here, but, folks, I am more trouble than I am worth. I am at the top of my game. I have never been in a better place physically, emotionally, spiritually, psychologically or intellectually. I am skullf**kingly loony tunes bonkers. I am Nicky Santoro in Casino. “That’s my business. That’s what I do”. I will get up at 0540 and do burpees before my 10 mile run that I am woefully unprepared for the day after blowing my brains out on some squats on a meal of nothing but fats and drink absolutely no water along the way because I am a lunatic. You might be able to outmuscle me, you may outrun me, you may outfight me, but you WILL NOT outwork or outcrazy me.

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Goddamn peak human

Edit: With all this craziness you partake in daily as far as work capacity is concerned maybe I should start calling you The Joker :joy:

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Much appreciated Tim!..despite the fact DC Comics are lame, haha.

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Always an inspiration, compadre.

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Blow that shoulder out, you deserve it. Your ability to work and to “get to yes” is second to none, always somewhere between astonished and disgusted at the quantity and quality of work you get done.

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@kdjohn That’s mega high praise from you dude, and I don’t take it lightly. Thank you so much for writing it.

@heretolog Thanks man! Astonishing and disgusting is absolutely what I’m going for, haha. I’m a living reflective pool.


Slept off and on until 0615, got up, hit 100 burpee chins fasted at a time of 13:22. That’s about a full minute slower than average, which checks, because the very first burpee was like a 17 count burpee with how many steps it took me to get down to the floor. After that it was smooth-ish sailing. Just gonna hammer my body like usual today so that it thinks yesterday was a normal day and get it back into gear.

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Some Deep Water meal prep. Chicken thigs, breasts and tenderloins.

Mrs hit me up with the “You look bigger”. Always a good sign

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More micro updates, but a new addition to the family

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Got in my tabata KB front squats, 47.5lb bells, going until the whistle blows. I’m hurting, not getting in as many reps, but getting it done. Got in a 2 mile 80lb weighted vest walk with the dog and my daily work to wrap up today.

Tomorrow is supposed to be Deep Water push press. Might go for the 30 minute challenge instead or do an EMOM workout, or play it straight. Gonna make a gameday decision in the morning.

I am so excited for that new grill I bought. I’m now a double air fryer household. It was a crazy good deal. If you have a Kohl’s, check them out and see if you can get one too.

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Are your Tabatas focused on work as opposed to getting 8 reps per round?

The current ones are, but that was after pushing to a weight where I could no longer get 8 per round. Went up 5lbs a week each week (total, so 2.5lb per bell) until I got there.

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DEEP WATER INTERMEDIATE Week 3, Workout 2

AM WORKOUT (0320 Natural Wake up)

Axle clean and push press away (3:45 between sets)
12x181
8x11x181

5x10 band pull aparts between first 5 sets

Immediately after 9th set, straight into laterals and core

DB lateral raises
20x20lb
20x10
20x5
20x2.5
20xEmpty hands

Reverse hyper/standing ab wheel
2x30x360/20

Poundstone curls
134xAxle+2.5lbs

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING: CLUSTER BOMB w/47.5lb KBs for triples
50 burpee chins accomplished in 12:54

Notes: Decided to play it straight this morning. Woke up and the legs felt good enough to play. The very first set was absolute and total hot garbage, with a clean that turned into a continental and a bunch of misgrooved reps, but after that things moved along pretty smooth. Misgrooved an 11th rep in an early set, and had to re-clean the final rep of the final 2 sets, but this was a solid showing for a push press workout, especially given the circumstances.

I’ve consolidated the core work to 2 sets with equal total reps, just for the sake of time. It’s pretty brutal.

I am STILL hurting in conditioning. I imagine my whole body is feeling the fatigue from what I’ve put it through. Calories are the solution, of course.

Tabata KB squats on the agenda for later, and that should do it.

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PM WORKOUT (1530)

Tabata KB front squats w/47.5lb bells. Feeling back in top form. Had some solid reps mixed in there. Whole body still carrying fatigue, but nothing unrecoverable.

Cleans tomorrow. Once again, have a few ideas depending.

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You’re a serious trooper. I respect the fact that you’re never afraid to tackle challenges head on, making hard workouts harder. I’ve never seen Progressive overload be accomplished so brutally. You’re my inspiration!

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@davemccright Very much appreciated dude! And being counted amount your inspiration is a big honor, because you are absolutely what I wanted to be at that age. If I’ve played any role in that, that’s pretty awesome. Keep on killing it


Training Log: Entry 2387

AM WORKOUT (0310 natural wake up)

Power cleans (3:45 between sets)
12x160
8x11x160

5x10 pull aparts between first 5 sets

Immediately after 9th set, went straight through all the rest of my work without rest

Axle shrugs against strong short bands
1x57

KB Kelso shrugs
19x47.5

Neck work

Reverse hyper/standing ab wheel
2x30x360/13

50 dips
25 pushdowns

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING: MEAT EATER CHINESE BUFFET

10 rounds of 10 40kb KB swings and 10 burpee chins done in 17:47, with 50 swing buy out

Notes: Stuck with the traditional workout. Cleans really seem to be coming together, so I’m just riding that out for all it’s worth. Shrugs are also just about where I want them. The conditioning at the end remains brutal. Gonna get in my front squats at some point today and call it good.

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You guys are tempting me to add in the tabata squat myself…

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One of us!

I’m not sure WHAT we are…but Dan John shuns us!

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Fook it…I’m in! For the work part of the tabata, are you doing a set amount of reps? Sorry I can’t remember

There are a lot of ways to tackle it. When I started it in the VERY beginning, I was just going max reps. I then graduated it to 8 reps per set, going for max reps in the final set, and upping the weight each week. When things were light, I’d actually get in 9+ per set on a few as well. Once I could no longer get 8 reps per set with the weight I was using, I dropped it back down and have gone back to max reps per set, going until the whistle blows.

In all instances, I never set the bells down. For a brief while, I was going 2 a day, where one was focused on 8 reps per set while “resting” in the racked position and the other was on 8+ reps per set, resting with the bells in my hands.

Really, as long as you walk away gassed and thinking you made a stupid decision, you’re doing it right, haha.

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Awesome, thank you

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