More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

Yes to the first, at least in the case of Natalia, who went through three cages before we found one that could hold her. However, she was VERY friendly, and seemed completely unafraid of the dog. It was actually on my short list of children’s books to write, like “the adventures of” the two of them, because the thought of Natalia going down the stairs (scamper, plop, scamper, plop) with the 70 lb good-girl dog slowly pacing her, delighted me.

The entire family was actually devastated when that hamster died. Which is funny to think, but there it is. She was just such an active part of the family because of the escapes and the dog’s reliability in keeping track of her.

(OMG, I’m actually feeling sad about both of them right now - like decades later!)

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Pets fill out hearts while they’re here and leave equally sized holes when they leave. And it’s still worth the pain each and every time.

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I mean, I have to be honest - I don’t think often about the hamster. Lol. But I guess today is the day for it!

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@EmilyQ Oh man, do I have a hamster story.

Back when I was maybe 7 or 8, we had a pet hamster. Nominally my younger sisters pet hamster, but all the kids played with it. Younger sis was notorious for leaving its cage open, which would then lead to a search throughout the house to find the hamster. Like you, our dog often aided in the search.

Well one day, I see the hamster running through the living room. Guess it got out again. I go to grab the hamster, and this thing BIT ME with a force no hamster possess. (Again, I was a kid, I’m sure it was very minor in all actuality, but it felt big.) Out of pure reflex, I absolutely PELT this hamster into the nearest wall.

Well, things weren’t looking too good for the hamster. I checked to see if it was breathing, and realized it was dead. Like any 7-8 year old, I immediately think of how to cover my tracks. I run outside, yeet the hamster body deep into the woods behind our house, and then go back inside. I know the cage has to already be open, because the hamster was already on the run when I picked it up. All I gotta do is help look for it, and then act upset when we can’t find it.

So, our search for the hamster is in vein, and we swear it will pop up soon. Couple more days go by, still no hamster. Doubts are starting to creep into the family on if it made it outside somehow. I still haven’t told a soul.

Until about a week after the event, when my dog starts barking at behind our old big box TV. My mom moved it aside, and lo and behold there is the hamster! Just hiding out in a little tucked in area. Sister was elated, things were back to normal.

I spent MONTHS terrified of the zombie hamster that had come back from the dead for revenge. I couldn’t understand it. I knew it was dead. Even if not, I had to throw it a good 200 yards away from the house. How had it made it back inside? I could only conclude it was an evil entity possessed solely by nefarious intentions of revenge on my childhood self.

It wasn’t until about 15 years later when I was telling this story that my dad burst out laughing, and tells me he bought another hamster that looked like the first and just put it behind the TV so my sister wouldn’t be upset.

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OMG, that’s the best story!

Which leads me to the second and last hamster we had. A year or two after Natalia died, my daughter got a hamster. She was probably younger than I pegged her in the first story, because 8-9 still makes sense to me for her. Anyway, this was a much less friendly hamster, and my daughter was afraid of her. Her older brother, arrogantly thinking he’d been responsible for Natalia’s winning disposition, was telling his sister that “you just have to give them attention,” or something along those lines. So he reaches into the cage to grab the thing and then screams and tries to withdraw his hand, but the hamster has a death grip on him and is hanging from his finger. He runs into the bathroom and is trying to shake/fling it off into the sink, which he eventually does, but it takes a long time, and his finger is dripping blood. The other kids and I were watching in horror, just completely traumatized by the whole thing. I don’t remember how we got it back in its cage - by now we’re all terrified of it. I can only guess that we left it in the sink until their dad got home and dealt with it. That poor hamster - no one ever tried to handle it again. And she was our last hamster. May she rest in peace. :grimacing:

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Nutrition Recap

Breakfast was 6.5oz of rib fingers, 4.8oz of turkey breast, 3 whole eggs and 5 whites.

Dinner was the Friday tradition of a full rack of ribs and some brisket.

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Yesterday was the Tang Soo Do tournament. We all performed a synchronized open hand hyung/form/kata and got a gold medal in it, which is what we are the most excited about. I took 3rd in Open hand forms and sparring in my division, and a second place in weapons form, which I’m actually pretty jazzed about. Other dudes use a “competition staff”, which is basically a lightweight tapered fiberglass staff that you can twirl really fast and get a good snap out of it: looks very sharp in competition. I use a 2.8lb hardwood round staff, which my instructor refers to as “the tree branch”, because I want to train on how to use an actual weapon rather than a prop. So being able to beat other people in that event with a real weapon is a big moral victory.

The Valkyrie did amazing in sparring. She took silver, but her match was so contentious that multiple black belt/master judges came up to her afterwards and said she was totally robbed. She had some incredible kicks.

Kiddo didn’t do as well as they wanted, but they were in a stacked division. The youngest AND lowest ranking in the group. Managed to get a silver in weapons, and bronze in open hands and sparring.

Prior to the tournament, I did this sandbag workout: 10 rounds EMOM of 3 sprawls and 1 sandbag over bar

For meals that day, I had a breakfast of 2 omelets with 3 eggs, stuffed with turkey breast and some jarlsburg reduced fat swiss, alongside 4 strips of beef bacon and one piedmontese hot dog. To celebrate our wins at the tournament, we went to Texas Roadhouse, where I cashed in my last free steak dinner on a 26oz bone in ribeye, no seasoning, salt only, cooked rare.

I ended up foregoing my traditional 2 bowls of hardboiled eggs with sour cream, since the roadhouse started charging me $5 for those sides. I can buy a dozen pastured eggs at that price. Funny enough, our server, when I gave my order for sides, said “I just spoke with one of my co-workers and he told me ‘make sure you get that guy his 2 bowls of eggs with sour cream!’, and it makes sense: you’re jacked! Are you sure you don’t want that?” I informed him I absolutely did want it: just not for $5. Dude actually came back and told me that apparently it was their bank manager that made the decision to start charging more for the eggs, and that the server personally thought that was ridiculous. Good kid

I carried a 277.5lb keg when I got him…and then promptly came inside and felt like I was going to die. Not from the keg: I’ve apparently contracted some sort of stomach bug. The good news is I managed to keep that steak dinner, but the other end of me has certainly had an opinion on the matter, and I spent the first 4 hours of my night’s rest last night on the bathroom floor with a pillow and blanket before I finally felt ready enough to get upstairs at might and sleep an additional 9.5 hours. I’m feeling better, but not 100%.

In turn, the keg carry experiment, round 1, has completed. I am smart enough to know not to continue that in this state, as these final few workouts have taken just about everything I had to get through. This answers the question I had of how I was going to continue it during my next crazy week: I won’t. I’ll resume it once I start back up on mass protocol, starting back over at 200lbs.

It’s going to be low activity today while I heal. Ideally, I’ll be good tomorrow. Works out well that today is a high carb meal day.

I’m going to be meal prepping for my upcoming week, and the Valkyrie hit me with an amazing quote of “I know you’re going to be working all week and won’t have meals with us: do you want me to make you a kalua pig?”

I am blessed.

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sorry to hear you weren’t well, pleased to hear you are still breathing.

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Thanks @simo74 It appears my assessment of “better” was premature, as last night hit me like a bomb again, which leads me to believe that this is the norovirus rather than food poisoning. Which, on the plus side, at least it means the leftover turkey wasn’t trying to kill me. But something I learned from an urgent care doc right around the time of COVID was that viral symptoms tend to present more harshly at night and in the morning. Isn’t science fun Mickey?

So, this has become an impromptu bridge week. After that, it’s a question of finishing out Operator or starting Mass Protocol. Given that my weight loss goals just got some “outside assistance”, I may be in a mood to start putting some weight back on when this is settled.

I also think I’m going to skip the deadlifts from the floor and just start the cycle back up again when I start training again.

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Sucks that it’s a virus but good to hear you are managing it and taking it easy this week. I’m having a post comp easy week this week. Still feel hungover 2 days after. LOL

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@simo74 That competition hangover is no joke, ESPECIALLY if you psyche yourself up for some of those lifts. I remember my nose tork powerlifting days just feeling like I got hit by a truck, haha.


AM WORKOUT (0350 wake up via alarm)

TACTICAL BARBELL OPERATOR Week 3, Workout 1

MAIN WORK

SSB front squat
4x2x275

ALTERNATE w/

Axle strict press from rack
4x2x188

CONDITIONING

General Conditioning #5

3 rounds of

  • 60 sec dip
  • 90 sec rest
  • 60 seconds push ups
  • 90 seconds rest

3 rounds of

  • 5 burpees
  • 10 chins

Standing ab wheel
1x10 w/10 second plank

Notes:

  • I love lots of things about my kid, but one of the best is that, when I ask them “Hey kiddo, what’s the plan?” Their response is “Chaos Dad”. And here we are, I thought this was going to be an unscheduled bridge week due to the norovirus, but my appetite came back last evening and I felt good this morning, so I got back to training. However, I’m still working 12s this week, so I’m going to make this an abridged training week. It already works out that this is the heavy week of Operator, so the volume is low and the conditioning intensity is easy. However, I’m planning on making this more like Fighter than Operator, getting in 2 lifting workouts with squat and press and then 1 workout of just deadlifts, as this should keep workouts very short and focused. Today’s wake up time worked, but I’ll need to get to work even earlier for the next few days, so I’m planning on 0335, which shaves off 25 minutes from my normal sleep time. Not awful. My conditioning days should give me a chance to recover some of that time, as they’ll be short. My step count is going to be low this week, and I’m at peace with that. It’s at least sparring week in Tang Soo Do, so I can get a workout there.
  • As for the workout itself, it went really well. My right knee is feeling incredible, probably because I haven’t been carrying a stupidly heavy keg every day. That’s coming back, because “I’m f**king stupid, I don’t get a f–k about jail. That’s my business. That’s what I do” to quote Nicky Santoro. But in the interim, given how much fluid I’ve lost these past few days, I had no issue with headspins and was able to output exactly what I needed. Belt was fitting a little loose, but that’s to be expected.
  • Conditioning took a small hit, nothing too awful. I still got GC#5 knocked out the fastest it’s been: 2:50. But part of that is I cut out all the extra chins I normally do, in order to save time.
  • Weighed in at 82.9kg this morning. I’m happy to see I didn’t lose much weight form illness.
  • I meal prepped for the week. First meal is 11.5oz of beef rib fingers, 3 hardboiled eggs and 5 egg white omelet. Second meal is the same, except 14oz of rib fingers. Since I’ll be eating at work, I won’t be taking photos of individual meals, but I’ll post up the photos I took from the process.
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As promised, the meal prep. Forgot to mention the liver for breakfast

Just noticed you can make out some of the Valkyrie’s famous cookies there in the corner.

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AM WORKOUT (0350 wake up via intestinal distress)

TACTICAL BARBELL OPERATOR Week 3, Workout 2

“CHARON’S TRINITY” (Beginner)

3 rounds of

  • 1 minute rower
  • 1 minute KB swings w/24kg bell
  • 1 minute burpees
  • 1 min rest

Notes:

  • Apparently I’m not fully out of the woods with this virus. Was feeling a little queasy in bed last night, and woke up about 10 minutes before my alarm with my guts rumbling. Wonder if my appetite returning means I have more food in the system for my body to continue passing. I’m still feeling good enough to train, so that’s a positive.
  • However, this was definitely a hard effort, despite being the easier workout. First round of swings felt like it went on forever.
  • Weighed in at 84.2kg. Bodyweight is going to be wild as I recover.
  • Sparring last night went pretty well. Went against a senior student in the first round, and the Valkyrie in the second. Was able to stay pretty active and work more on angles.
  • Noticed in the mirror this morning that the teardrop on my right quad is presenting smaller than the left one, which is typically the other way around since the left one is the knee I had surgery on. I imagine this is related to the knee pain I’ve been experiencing. Chicken and egg: I’m not sure if the pain is indicative of dysfunction which is limiting the ability of the teardrop to develop/be recruited, or if the teardrop weakening is what is leading to knee pain. Gives me an idea of focusing on it for my next training cycle. I’m thinking, if I bring back the belt squat, I’m going to reduce the weight and focus on perfect reps and muscular contractions. Make it less about just getting through the ROM and more about bodybuilding. Also considering using flat soled shoes vs my squat shoes.
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AM WORKOUT (0345 wake up via alarm)

TACTICAL BARBELL OPERATOR Week 3, Workout 3

Deadlift
6x455

Notes:

  • Was on track to get this for 10 this cycle, but that norovirus threw a small wrench into things. I’m feeling better, but my guts still refuse to hold onto anything I eat, and I spent this morning emptying myself before pulling, because otherwise this would have been a terrible event.
  • All that said, I am incredibly pleased with my output as far as effort goes. That very first pull was a helluva grind, so to find 5 more reps after that was outstanding. When I dropped all that bodyweight 2 years ago, I shied away from this hard work because I was afraid of it, and it just self-perpetuated getting weaker. Tactical Barbell gave me a chance to recover well enough to get my hips functioning again, and this has been the longest cycle of successful pulls I’ve had in quite a while. It’s been awesome re-discovering my ability to grind through these reps.
  • I was also completely annihilated after that set, which worked out well with me needing to just get in a short workout and get to work for my 3rd 12 this week. This timed out about as well as it could.
  • Weighed in at 85.0kg this morning. I realized I’ve double my creatine dosage over these past 4 days to compensate for a few missed days while I was ill and to try to recover some lost bodywater, which could be part of the reason my scale is being wacky.
  • Sparring last night actually went really well. I came in feeling dead from the shift, but once we warmed up I came to life. Got to spar our senior black belt and took us into overtime at 2 to 2, losing at the end but making them work for it. Had success with bodypunches and hook kicks to the head. Got complimented on my head defense. Had some great matches outside of the Dojang tournament as well.
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That hit me yesterday at about the same time. My wife stopped on her way home from the hospital and had to buy Imodium for me. I ended up at work 2 hours late. Then slept through most of an IEP because I was so exhausted. I still do not feel well. I hope you feel better.

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Appreciate the well wishes dude! I’m FEELING great, but my body apparently believes otherwise, haha. Imodium can be tricky: often our body is reacting this way because it NEEDS to get out whatever is offending it, and delaying that can put us in a bad way. But I also get doing what you need to do to make it through the workday. I remember trying to eye drop my way through a torn cornea before I eventually tapped out and took the day off, haha.

Heal up on your end as well!

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Can’t let this slide by without calling it out: Amazing work, my dude.

Not that we expect anything less from the likes of you, but still—truly awesome!

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@SvenG Very much appreciated dude! I was sad the experiment had to pause, but was also proud of myself for not trying to force it will I was sick. Ultimately, I call it a success, and see daily carries being a staple of my future programming.


Been meaning to log, but while I’ve been working 12s I’ve been experimenting with Intermittent Fasting. Just tightening my eating window up. I can’t eat breakfast with my family, so I bring it to work and eat at around 0930, and then have my final meal of the day around 1630. I’ve been enjoying it so far, but it would be preferable to do it when I’m not still suffering from the effects of the norovirus.

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yes, I appreciate the way you think . . a lot of OTC meds actually work against the body’s natural defense fighting system

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@ajb5478 Oh no doubt. Hearing Nick Best describe losing a kidney from using too much motrin over the years, it’s just a good idea to stay as unmedicated as possible. Traumatic situations excepted of course.


Since my diet is so controlled this week, I figured I’d calculate my intake.

Between 2 meals, I’m eating 25.5oz of Rib Fingers

Again: damn near perfectly ketogenic, at a nearly 1:1 protein to fat ratio.

Calories: 1721
Protein: 121
Fat: 134

I’m also consuming a total of 6 eggs

Calories: 420
Protein: 36g
Fats: 30g

and 10 egg whites

Calories: 250
Protein: 50g (yeah, that math doesn’t make any sense, so I assume there is a trace carb in them, like with eggs)

And then, before bed, I have 1 scoop of Chocolate Metabolic Drive.

Calories:110
Protein: 21g
Fat: 1g
Carbs: 3g

Brings me to:

Calories: 2501
Fat: 165
Protein: 228
Carbs: 3

Only thing I’m not accounting for is the small piece of beef liver I have with breakfast. I suppose if I ever wanted to get this a little more on the keto side I’d cut down on the egg whites and up the whole eggs, or just introduce some more tallow/ghee.

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