More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

AM WORKOUT (0400 wake up via alarm)

Tactical Barbell Operator Cycle 2, Week 3, Workout 3

MAIN WORK

SSB Squat
3x2x365

ALTERNATE w/

Axle strict press from rack
3x2x186+1 push press rep per set

6 chins between sets

(4) Texas Deadlift Bar Mat Pulls (12 deep breaths between sets)
13+5+4x425

ASSISTANCE

4 round circuit of

  • 10x80lb DB row
  • 20x270 reverse hyper (skipped 4th round)
  • 10x53 axle curl
  • 6 hanging leg raise

Notes:

  • Another morning where training just didn’t sound like an awesome idea, and it was just the notion of breakfast and not being able to fit this in anywhere else today that got me out of bed. The prospect of deadlifting excited me, and knowing it was the day of the week where I do only 3 sets made it a bit easier to negotiate. Was just feeling beat and blah though, and actually ended up figuring out a way to get MORE chin ups in during the warm ups BECAUSE I didn’t want to do them: instead of just a set of 10 before squats, I did a set of 5 before squats, a set of 5 AFTER squats and a set of 5 after chins, getting in 15 reps per warm-up round vs 10. Still cut it at 50 before the main work started, but this can help me accumulate some more reps in the future. Total of 80 for the workout.

  • Trying to focus more on sitting back in the squat. I see myself on the video reverting to old habits of just sitting straight down and not loading the hamstrings. I’m doing this because my back is sore from the SSB squat, but in doing so I’m putting more pressure on my hips and knees. This, once again, speaks to the value of rotating the bar between cycles.

  • The mat pulls moved incredibly well. I slid my knee sleeves down over my shins, and it made a significant difference in not snagging the bar on the concentric portion. Things just moved smooth, and none of the sets were taken to my absolute limit. Hip is feeling awesome on these as well: figuring out the starting position and pull has really gone a long way for my longevity.

  • I cut that final round of reverse hypers on the circuit, primarily for the interest of time. I figured my lower back had seen enough work for the day.

  • Another Tang Soo Do class tonight, and then we’re done for the week. My parents come into town tomorrow to celebrate the holiday, so schedule will be a little off. Also, we got our essay assignments for our belt test in August: “What is mental discipline, describe a time in your life when you have exercised it, and describe a time in your life where you failed to employ it and what you learned.” I am bummed we only have 1 page to cover the topic.

  • 25 years ago today I made the decision to “turn the ship around”. I was 14 years old, and had been a fat kid my whole life. Years later, I learned I was set up for failure, having been born at a low birth weight, resulting in my bottle formula augmented with cereal to bring my weight up, but I was also a product of poor decisions, like having Koolaid as my primary hydration choice and a lifestyle of processed/fast food. But on 2 Jul of 2000, I decided I didn’t want to be that way any more, and set out only with effort and some stories from my dad as my North Star. I cut my food intake to a third of what it used to be, switched to water and diet coke, and used the money I had saved up to buy a standard weight bench with a preacher curl/leg extension/leg curl station and 2 spinlock dumbbells with 130lbs of weights and set about changing myself. I lost 20lbs that summer and came back to school radically transformed and learned that my physical fat was within my control, which was one of the most valuable lessons I ever learned.

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Maximum Definition Diet recap


Breakfast was the same it’s been 3 days in a row. Dinner was a feast of leftovers. Leftover piedmontese meatloaf, part of 2 leftover burger patties from my kid’s Culver’s order, and the leftover quicksteak that I made into gyro meat, alongside 3 sunny side up eggs and 5 whites.

Tomorrow I fast through breakfast because we’re doing a BBQ at work for lunch, and then will most likely order out for my folks coming into town.

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I smiled reading this, what a journey of self discovery that 25 years has been. I also laughed a little cause 25 years ago when you cut your food to a third, I was waking myself up at 1.00am to eat sandwiches and drinking 3 pints of mass gainer a day. LOL

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@simo74 Goes to show how, no matter the destination, the journey is always the same: effort.


AM WORKOUT (0355 wake up via alarm)

Tactical Barbell Operator Cycle 2, Week 3, Workout 4

“GO RUCK YOURSELF” (Basic)

Treadmill
Speed: 3.5
Incline: 1.0
Distance: 5.25 miles
Time: 90 minutes
w/20.4lb vest

Notes:

  • To keep it at basic level, I wore the lighter vest and kept the incline at 1. It was hard to fight my instincts to push harder on this, but I’m sticking with the protocol of easy conditioning to support the hard lifting. Helpful for recovery from that deadlift work.

  • My right knee has been a little achy this morning: maybe it’s from Tang Soo Do.

  • Schedule is going to be a little off the next few days with family and holidays. Fasted through breakfast this morning because I’m going to eat at a work BBQ for lunch. Still preferring 2 meals a day.

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There will be no photo recap today, as I didn’t want to take a photo of my food at a work get together, but I’m fairly certain that is going to be my one meal today because I enjoyed the hell out of that BBQ. I loaded up about 1/3 of my plate with pulled pork, got 3 spare ribs (took off as much sauce as I could), one chicken thigh, one chicken quarter, several burnt ends, 3 slabs of brisket, 2 bits of sausage and some unidentified roast and small bits of chicken breasts, along with 5 deviled eggs.

I am excited for this competition to be over, because I am clearly primed for growing. Mass Protocol is going to treat me well. I think the OMS approach will do a good job of keeping me from getting too out of hand: I intend to go lean during Operator phases.

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and no matter how we make that journey, as long as the effort is consistent then all roads lead to Rome

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AM WORKOUT (0930)

Tactical Barbell Operator Cycle 2, Week 3, Workout 5

MAIN WORK

SSB Squat
3x2x365

Axle strict press from rack
3x2x186+1 push press per set

Notes:

  • Snuck this in quick for the holiday. Pinched a nerve in my neck on the second set of presses. Kept it bare minimums just to get in the practice.
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Of all the nerve pinchings, I feel like Neck is the worst of them lol. You soon learn how much work your neck does all day…

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Got in some training. Been eating awesome too.

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AM WORKOUT 1 (0510 Wake up via Valkryie’s alarm)

Tactical Barbell Operator Cycle 2, Week 4, Workout 1

MAIN WORK

Axle strict press from rack
5x5x156+1 push press per set

6 chins between sets

AM WORKOUT 2 (0800)

MAIN WORK

SSB squat
5x5x305

6 chins between sets

ASSISTANCE

6 rounds of

  • Press (98lb trap bar/95lb BtN/93lb axle) 3x10, 3x7
  • Dips to failure
  • 2x17/4x16 10lb lateral raise
  • 2x17/4x16 band pull aparts

Standing ab wheel
5x6

CONDITIONING

6 rounds on rower (30 seconds max intensity/1 minute rest)

Notes:

  • Got the day off work, so slept in and split my workout. Got the pressing done before I had to get the kiddo up for summer program, dropped them and the puppy off at doggy day care, came back home and finished out the workout. Had the garage door open because I was waiting on some landscaping folks to come by and didn’t want to miss them in case they showed up.

  • My neck isn’t 100%, but it’s substantially better than it was on Friday. Annoying little tweak.

  • Back in business in general. My folks made it back home yesterday and I’m back on the program. 19 days until my competition: I’m feeling good.

  • Weighed in at 82.9kg first thing this morning, then 81.6kg post workout/BM. I’ve had slow digestion through the holiday weekend, and imagine things will even out over the next few days.

  • Cut the conditioning on the rower once my power started to fade. Doing my best to make all training intentional. Be strong on the strength workouts, struggle on the hypertrophy workouts, be powerful on the power workouts.

  • Fasted through breakfast and treated myself to a fantastic post training lunch of 2 piedmontese grassfed beef chuck bone-in short ribs alongside 3 pastured eggs, 5 whites and some beef liver

  • Also finally hung up the flag I got from the renaissance faire.


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Really like that, so simple when you put it like that, but so often not the way I do things.

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I appreciate that dude. Last year’s “Phyrexian Dreadnaught” was me finally learning this lesson the hard way. I basically tried to make every exercise strength, hypertrophy and power, and managed to get smaller, weaker and injured by the end of it. It’s the irony where we try to make our training as efficient as possible and, in doing so, make it totally inefficient because it’s completely ineffective compared to if we had just done it correctly the first time. Or, more analogywise, it’s like trying to use a swiss army knife to perform surgery, cut down a tree and cut wrapping paper because you don’t want to carry around a scalpel, a saw and scissors. Yeah, you CAN do it…but it’s not going to be as good as if you just used 3 specific tools.

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I find this helpful, too, and nicely related to “keep the goal the goal,” which also helps keep me on track. Can you define power vs strength?

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@EmilyQ Much appreciated! Happy to discuss. Simplest explanation is that power is fast and strength is not. Power is explosiveness: that short, rapid acceleration from A to B, whereas strength is grindy. Simplest demonstration is think of strength like an 8 second grinder deadlift, while power is a clean from the floor. Both lifts start off looking the same, but they end VERY differently. And in the case of power, we don’t WANT our body to grind: we need it to know how to ONLY move quickly. This means the body needs to be adequately rested and recovered before every attempt, so that every attempt is crisp and powerful. If we try to train power in a fatigued state, or if we push the power training too hard to the point that we’re fatigued, we end up training the body to move SLOWLY when we demand it to perform. It’s the whole “perfect practice makes perfect” concept. Just like how you don’t try to get better at shooting free throws by shooting them until your arm falls off, or you don’t try to improve your tennis serve by serving for 3 hours until you can’t even lift a racket, for power training you train until you start to slow down and then you shut it down.

And I appreciate you asking me the question, because you helped me put together something. The Westside crew NEVER train the competition lifts during their max effort work. Max effort work is about developing maximal strength, and, in turn, it’s a lot of straining and slow moving. They always use variations of the competition lifts (different bars, different stances, etc), but never the actual competition lift. For DYNAMIC effort, they use the competition lift. And today I realized why: because they NEVER want their body to “learn” that it should move SLOWLY during the competition lift. By only training the competition lifts with the dynamic effort, the body only ever learns that, “when I squat/bench/deadlift, I move FAST”. Meanwhile, the muscles and motor patterns are still strong from all that max effort work, and that strength can be relied on to move the weight.


AM WORKOUT (0510 wake up via Valkyrie’s alarm)

Tactical Barbell Operator Cycle 2, Week 4, Workout 2

“CHARON’S TRINITY”

5 rounds of

  • 1 minute row
  • 1 minute 24kg KB swings
  • 1 minute burpee
  • 1 minute rest

Notes:

  • This continues to be a really awesome conditioning workout. I appreciate how full body it is. Between all 3 movements I’ve got everything covered.

  • I made a point to focus on making that 1 minute rest a workout in and of itself. Specifically, the goal was to get my breathing and heart rate back to normal. “Active resting”: instead of just dying for a minute, specifically focused on trying to slow down my breathing and calm myself. It’s a valuable skill in competition.

  • On that note, my resting heart rate has returned to 38, according to my watch, and I even had a few days at 36 last week. I’m sure this vacation time was good on my recovery. I’ve been able to sleep in 5 days in a row now, which is pretty awesome.

  • Yesterday was physically exhausting. After the workout, I ended up doing lawn work for around 2 hours in the sun during the hottest point of the day. Today we’ll be doing some Tang Soo Do.

  • Did some quick calculations today and figured out I shaved off about 500 calories from my breakfast by switching from leg of lamb to piedmontese steak tips. Funny how that works out.

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So the explosive piece. Ok, that makes good sense. Thanks!

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@EmilyQ Absolutely! Thanks for asking the question: it got me thinking.


Speaking of thinking, despite the fact that I’m excited about this competition being over so I can get to gaining, I found ANOTHER competition in November that doesn’t look terrible. It’s in Lincoln, which is only about 45 minutes away, and home to our favorite Hawaiian BBQ spot, so we’re always looking for an excuse to get there. It’s on the 8th, and I took some time to chart things out.

After this competition, I’d have 15 weeks until 8 Nov.

Before 8 Nov, I’d want to take a bridge week, so that would mean 14 weeks of training.

Using the “Operator-Mass-Specificity” model from the Mass Protocol, I could do 6 weeks of Mass, then 3 weeks of Specificity, for 9 weeks of training. Take a bridge week at that point (as I’ll most likely need it) and roll into Operator for 4 weeks to do like a quick peak for the competition and cut whatever weight I need in order to make the weight class.

And then, at that point, I’d have about 6.5 weeks until my New Year’s Disney Cruise, wherein I could run Mass for the duration of that time.

I’m not entirely sold on the competition, but if nothing else this DOES help me vector my training for the future. I’m not too crazy about the events, but they’d be easy to work INTO my training. Max deadlift, log clean and press away for reps, 3 sandbag over bar (this time only a 12" bar, so I stand a chance), sandbag carry and load over bar, and then just a sandbag over bar event. The sandbags for this one are heavy, compared to this show in Jul which is light.

If nothing else, at least I know what I’ll be doing for the next 9 weeks post comp.

EDIT: Hell, one more random aside while I’m doing that. Someone local to me posted this menu up

On the side orders section, 2 eggs clock in at 330 calories.

An egg is about 70 calories. 2 of them should be about 140 calories. This has 180 EXTRA calories. Think about how much butter/oil they have to be cooked in to make up the difference. These are the hidden signs to watch out for at restaurants, and why eating at home gets us different results than eating out.

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Excactly.

3 eggs cheese omelette 910kcals. Holy shit.

I’m also profoundly disturbed they write calories, not kilocalories.

It’s like saying someones max. deadlift is 250 grams.

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I love the idea of picking comps based off of where you’d like to eat after.

Really focusing on competing for the experience

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@SepCalla That omelet caught my attention too, haha. I can only imagine how much cheese it would take to get there with 3 eggs. Stateside, we never say “kilocalories”. Most likely our imperial side showing.

@dagill2 You nailed it. These days, I pick competitions because they’ll be fun: no other reason. It either has to be a cool venue or a cool event. I’m not going to strongman just to strongman.

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That menu is so CHEAP!

Nothing in australia would compare nowadays. At All.

Damn i miss american diners, wish we had more of them here, very rare down under.