More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

I like this comment a lot and can often relate.

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I find this to be my relatable comment:

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Lotta good living and eating today. Here was some training

Was supposed to be 10 minutes, but my phone never started.

AMRAP of

15 prisoner squats
10 push ups
Keg to shoulder carry

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How do you feel the feast, famine, ferocity approach would be for the T-ransformation? - AKA as a mostly fat loss approach? Or is it a more balance year round thing?

I have a tried and true thing Im doing but after a month or 2 of it I might want to try out that program, it caught my eye when he released it and I think its the only book of his I dont own so it was only a matter of time haha

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Snow looks pretty mate but also cold. Very nice job clearing that driveway

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@simo74 You know just what I wanna hear, haha. We pride ourselves on a well maintained driveway.

@Lonnie123 I’m assuming by ā€œapproachā€ you refer to the diet along with the training, rather than just the training itself. It can definitely fit into both approaches depending. I use a modified approach to both to suit being a family man, but running them exactly as prescribed by Jamie would be very effective for extreme short term bursts.

But it’s worth keeping in mind that the primary point of the famine is to prep the body FOR the feast. Fat loss happens, sure, but it’s more about priming yourself for a period of explosive growth. As a BB-er, you’d know it as the post show rebound.


Just gotta brag about the feasting breakfast

On bottom are 2 omletes made with pasture raised eggs and grassfed ghee, filled with venison, bison, ham and grassfed cheddar and swiss, topped with grassfed sour cream and some pork rinds. Beef bacon, no sugar chicken sausages and ham on the side, and a mug full of bone broth with some electrolytes.

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Thanks for the reply. Maybe I’ll save it for the after t-ransformation period

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Me too, haha.

Can’t stand the people (I should say the behavior, not the people) who shovel one thin path down the sidewalk instead of clearing the whole thing for dog walkers, kids going to school, and mailmen. I’ll give a pass if it’s an elderly person who struggles, but if you’re an able bodied individual, shoveling’s just free exercise! Go get it done!

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If a job is worth doing …

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@Lonnie123 For sure. Another thought would be run it in the final 3 weeks. I also look my absolute BEST in that first feasting week. After 2 weeks of famine, I hit the feast and I just swell up.

@jshaving 100%! People don’t realize that it’s not just for YOUR sake that you shovel. And the more work you put in on the front end, the less you need to maintain.

@simo74 Nailed it! Brian Alsruhe talked about this once. If you’re going to empty the dishwasher, empty it the best way you can. Don’t just stack the dishes on the counter: put them away.


Training

Grace and Komrade Fran EMOM alternate, then 5 rounds of Cindy, then I went for a 40 minute walk.

Breakfast

On bottom are 2 omletes made with pasture raised eggs and grassfed ghee, filled with venison, bison, ham and grassfed cheddar and swiss, topped with grassfed sour cream and some pork rinds. Beef bacon, no sugar chicken sausages and ham on the side, and a mug full of bone broth with some electrolytes. I intend to have 2 more meals today.

Dinner (carb up)

Hollowed out homemade sourdough boat filled with some homemade bison spaghetti sauce, topped with Jalsburg swiss and 2 sunny side up pasture raised eggs

My Mrs. made me both of those meals. I am a lucky man.

Once again, I’m deviating from the OG plan, primarily because Building the Monolith is exciting me, and I’ve learned to do the training that excites me. 3 days of lifting and 2-3 days of conditioning should answer the mail. I’m noticing I’m not quite as lean as I was in the summer, and that’s primarily because I’m not walking 5-6 miles a day like I was then. I imagine that’s going to take some doing to get back to, but I would like to get some more miles in as the winter warms up ever so much. But until then, I’m embracing the bigness. I’m not as lean, but I’m filling out shirts again, pulling hard, and seeing my strength go.

Deviations for BtM will be use of the trap bar for deads during the prescribed workout while I continue ROM progression mat pulls on weekends. I’ve got a good thing going there. Prowler is most likely going to be a no-sale, but I’m thinking of getting back to hitting the Body Action System. Still wanna get in the weighted vest walks, and use my rower as well.

Oh yeah, and I am going to push those widowmaker squat reps STUPIDLY high

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That breakfast looks amazing, overall seems like your having fun at the moment.

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Do you only eat organic/grass fed meat or do you mix in some conventional sources?

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@bigpappafrance Thanks so much man! Absolutely nailed it: I’m having a blast. I still hate exercise, haha, but I’m playing the game the way I wanna play it.

@geologist Chaos is the plan! Haha. When given the opportunity, I eat the highest quality food available, but in that breakfast alone I’ve got some bison, ham and chicken, and the chicken wings I had from lunch came from Buffalo Wings and Rings. As soon as you ā€œonlyā€ do something, you are restricted.


AM WORKOUT (0425 wake up via alarm)

5/3/1 BUILDING THE MONOLITY Week 1, Workout 1

Gonna lay out the workout totals and explain in the notes

Buffalo Bar Squat (high bar close stance no belt)
5xBar
5x195
5x225
5x260
5x5x290

Axle clean/continental and strict press away
5x123
5x143
5x153
14x123

Band pull aparts
100

Chins
100

Dips
200

Time: 53 minutes

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Standing ab wheel
1x10 w/10 second plank on final rep

BREAKFAST

30 minute walk outside in the snow

Notes:

  • It’s good to come back to a classic. And I keep finding more ways to get it done in under an hour. I came up with this strategy because I was appreciating Jamie Lewis’ ā€œ20 minutes of dips/chinsā€ approach in Famine, noting that it was getting me a really solid pump, so I figured rather than trying to sneak the reps in through the workout, I’d hit them at the end. Listening to Jim on his Friday Q&As, I’m getting a better understanding of 5/3/1. The main work is supposed to be more ā€œEasy Strengthā€-ish: own the reps, put them out strong and fast. The assistance work is where we grind and build muscle. So I prioritized the mainwork at the start, got in strong reps, and then smashed the assistance work. Only exception was the pull aparts: I used them as a rest between the squats.

  • To lay it out in more plain language: I supersetted the squats and presses, doing all my squat warm-ups with my press worksets. Once the press was done, it was time for squat 5x5, so I did my pull aparts there for 5x20. Once that was done, I went right into chins and dips, initially doing rounds of 5 chins and 10 dips until I got to 50, then I did 2-4 and 3-6 chin to dip until I got to 80, then 2-4 chin to dip until I got to 100 chins/200 dips. Great pump.

  • Guts are a bit swollen from the carb up last night. But it’s the right way forward. It’s a period of feasting, and I’ve been analyzing my strategies leading up to this. I’ve been playing around too much with a method that was already giving me success, and I need to go back to what worked. I was doing really substantial carb ups before, and had moved away from that. There is an x-factor wherein I was taking in about a gram of caffeine a day as well, which I do NOT intend to return to, but I still feel like there is room for a bit more carbs on the carb ups. Carbs are magic, as always.

  • Went for a quicker walk today. Had to get to work a little earlier than usual.

  • Those squats felt better than I expected. I imagine Jim’s warm-up to them is to thank for that. My back is a little tender from all the continental from yesterday.

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I just saw this recipe and immediately thought of you! You could leave off the seasonings and just do salt. I like these better than the pork rinds and there’s not even a vegetable in them. lol

Savory Meringue Chips Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 3 egg whites
  • ¼ teaspoon cream of tartar
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • ā…› teaspoon garlic powder
  • ā…› teaspoon onion powder
  • ā…› teaspoon smoked paprika
  • Sesame seeds to sprinkle on top (optional)
  1. Preheat the oven to bake at 200°F. Line a baking sheet with a piece of parchment paper or a silicone baking mat.

  2. Whip the egg whites in a clean bowl with a clean whisk attachment until it begins to foam. Sprinkle in the cream of tartar and salt. Whisk until the meringue reaches the firm peak stage.

  3. Gently stir in the seasonings. Spread the meringue out on the parchment lined baking sheet in an even layer about an inch thick. Sprinkle sesame seeds on top.

  4. Bake it for an hour. Crack the door and let the meringue dry and cool for another hour. Break the savory meringue into pieces and top your steak, salad, or snack on them as-is.

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@QuadQueen It means so much that you were thinking of me like that! You are such a rockstar here. Thanks so much!


I just feel the need to report how incredibly happy I am that my wife made kalua pig for dinner after a long day of work. I wish I snapped a photo of it before I inhaled two sunny side up eggs alongside a bunch of rendered porkfat and then the most delicious pig ever. The bones were so tender from the pressure cooker I was able to crack into them and get some awesome marrow as well. And now I have some fantastic leftovers for the rest of the week. The feast has truly begun, and BtM was absolutely the right call for it all.

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Do you mind if I get a recipe? I’m guessing bone-in shoulder, red salt, maybe a touch of liquid smoke, and a pressure cooker?

From how she described it to me, that was it. The pork was bone in, and from the farm in Iowa. Absolutely delicious

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Excited to see you run BtM it’s on my list to run this year, I would say again, but in reality for the first time because I’ll do the diet and conditioning this time!

@alex_uk Hell yeah man! I’m really excited to see how a full run of the program goes for you. It really has some magic to it.


AM WORKOUT (0425 wake up via alarm)

5/3/1 BUILDING THE MONOLITH Week 1, Day 2 Conditioning ā€œMiddle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtleā€

30 rounds, EMOM of

  • Run up and down basement steps (14 steps up)
  • 10 prisoner squats
  • 10 push ups

5 minutes of stairs

8 EMOM rounds, alternating between

  • Body Action System boxing (all out effort)
  • Rope skipping

Some stair jumps

Notes:

  • Wanted to try something different and athletic today. Always dig stairs/steps, and made use of what I had. Found out from the Mrs that the noise carries through the house, so this might not get to be an early morning thing in the future, but it was excellent for this morning.

  • Got in 300 squats and 300 push ups this way, and toward the end of those 30 minutes I was huffing pretty decent. The 5 minute chaser at the end was a decent burnout. I think putting a hard limit of ā€œdo X many flights EMOMā€ would keep me a bit more honest for effort.

  • Was good to get back in on the BAS. I kept the strikes light and fast, since my hands aren’t conditioning for anything hard.

  • Actually found a decent rhythm with the rope skipping toward the end. In general, just really pleased with all the stuff I did today. This was a solid ā€œremember how to be an athleteā€ kinda workout, especially finishing with the jumps. I’m really wanting to capture ā€œBuilding the Monolithā€ here. This isn’t just working out, it’s not just training: I need to build myself back to what I was.

  • Work demands required me to get in early and skip out on more walking, which is exactly why I pivoted to BtM. Able to get in some solid conditioning on the conditioning days, rather than skipping it/half hearted efforts. And tonight SHOULD be sparring for Tang Soo Do, so that’s awesome.

  • Regarding the workout name: I’m playing up training in a subterranean layer. Down in the basement, working my conditioning and striking. Gotta love it.

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Lunch before and after


I have to give the story, as written on the flame-free confession thread

  • I spent $60 on lunch today, for myself.

  • I paid cash, so that my wife would not discover that I spent $60 on lunch for myself, even though I would end up bringing this lunch to go visit her for lunch

  • I confess what I spent $60 on was 2 Wagyu beef ribs

  • I confess that what you are seeing there is THREE ribs. …they gave me an extra rib. And Napoleon said ā€œnever correct your enemy when they are making a mistakeā€

  • I confess that, though I only needed one beef rib (which would have ā€œONLYā€ been $30), I bought 2 because I figured I’d never get this opportunity again, meaning I still ONLY intended to eat 2 of them.

  • …but…I confess…

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