More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

damn that was some report. Nice write up Pwn

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@mr.v3lv3t and @simo74 Thanks gents!


AM WORKOUT (0435 wake up via alarm, short night of sleep) FASTED

MESS Workout 22: Conditioning

Axle continental and press away/weighted chin superset
3x3x156
3x3x40

(3) Axle double overhand deficit deadlift
3x3x231+chains

Standing ab wheel
1x10

Multiple trips carrying a circus dumbbell while wearing chains

CONDITIONING

3 ladders up to 5 of

  • CDB goblet squat

  • Burpee chin

Accomplished within 15 minutes

BREAKFAST

Walked dog

Notes:

  • Got a short night of sleep and woke up pretty exhausted, so made this a REAL “Easy Strength” workout. Tomorrow is MMS day, so be good to come into it a bit more recovered.

  • Time is short, maybe more details later.

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AM WORKOUT (0407 wake up via alarm) FASTED

MESS (Mass Easy/Strength Simple) Workout 22: Mass Made Simple Workout 11

EASY STRENGTH WORK

Axle continental and press away/weighted chin superset
3x3x171
3x3x45

(3) Axle Double Overhand Deficit Deadlift
3x3x246+chains

Standing ab wheel
1x10

Reverse hyper
75x235

MASS MADE SIMPLE WORK

Complex A (row-clean-press-squat-good morning)
5x145
2x5x135
1 min rest between complexes, many failures on pressing

Buffalo bar squat
10x102
5x112
10x192

212 “to 50”
27+8+7+8 (12 deep breaths between attempts)

Breakfast

Walk w/dog

Notes:

  • Didn’t log it yesterday, but after dinner got in a 4 mile run and 1.5 mile walk with the Mrs. Totally unplanned, but Chaos is the plan. Came into this fatigued, but had a solid enough meal the evening before that I was feeling mighty, so the press, chin, deadlift and reverse hyper were strong. Complexes fell apart. I am not eating enough in general, and the complexes are where that comes through, because I’m not progressing on them in the manner prescribed. The clean is ultimately my downfall on these. There’s actually a weightlifting gym not too far from my home, when life settles down, I might invest in some private lessons to learn the basics of the movement. OR I may re-run this program using a different complex, or a different implement. No shortage of avenues for success here.

  • Really digging how fast I’m getting on my continentals. This consistent practice is paying off.

  • Major victory on the squat today. 25 was the goal, 27 a bonus, and getting the whole thing done in 1 fewer set a significant win. Also less time spent feeling sorry for myself between attempts: 12 breaths and get after it.

  • I’m testing for brown belt in Tang Soo Do tomorrow, and demonstrating my “creativity hyung” tonight in class. I call it “Fight in a phonebooth”: all short range attacks like elbows and knees. Really, it’s Muay Thai done in a Tang Soo Do dobak.

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You will do great, now go and earn that belt!

Looking forward to the testing write-up if you have one in store. That’s awesome you’ve come so far in Tang Soo Do.

@tlgains and @PowPowPunishment Appreciate it gents. I may do a full write-up, but the belt is earned. I’ll be receiving it at my next class. It was a 2 hour test, physically exhausting, and I got to do 2 pretty cool board breaks. Also got in my squats, push ups and a 3 mile walk today.

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Hey Pwn, do actively work on your mobility and flexibility for the sake of Tang Soo Doo?

In my mind if I were to imagine any old regular gym goer practicing martial arts, they would be stiff as a board, especially for kicks.

The opposite; I got hurt real bad when I brought stretching back so I stopped

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Great work!

Did you hear the voice of James Earl Jones as you threw that Ridge Hand?

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@FlatsFarmer Thanks man! Oh my god is that a “Best of the Best” reference?!


There’s SO much to post. Not enough time. Been an active day, scored on some pork ribs that I’ve got all vacuum sealed, got in my requisite physical activity and this really brutal workout

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AM WORKOUT (0406 wake up via alarm) FASTED

MESS (Mass Easy/Strength Simple Workout 22: Mass Made Simple Workout 12

EASY STRENGTH WORK

Axle continental and press away/weighted chin
3x3x166
3x3x40

(3) Axle deficit double overhand deadlift
3x3x246+chains

Standing ab wheel
1x10

Reverse hyper
75x240

MASS MADE SIMPLE WORK

Complex A (row-clean-front squat-press-squat-good morning)
3x3x145 (1 min rest)

Buffalo bar Squat
10x102
5x142
55x192 (5 rep PR)

9 mins of assistance work (conan curls, lateral raises, pull aparts and pressdowns)

Breakfast

2 mile walk w/dog

Notes:

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  • I wasn’t feeling the strongest this morning, so I kept things on the lighter side for the Easy Strength work, which is pretty awesome when I think of how my “lighter side” work these days is so much heavier than what I started with. In particular, I focused on really getting that continental moving quickly and without drama. In general, this program has been absolutely stellar for my pressing, and it might be something I steal in the future irrespective of whatever else I do. “To press a lot, you must press a lot”. It still holds true.

  • Last night’s carb up meal was rigatoni casserole and some absolutely baller chocolate cookies with mint chips. The former is a family recipe that my mom passed on to my wife, and that was just awesome, because it filled up my body and my soul.

  • That was just the fuel I needed for that squat set too. I’m still working up a weight class per the book’s RX. This WOULD have been 135lbs, but I’ve already met the goal for my weight class if hitting bodyweight (and then some) for 50, so I went with the RX for the next class, which was this weight “to 50”, and I went beyond. Once again, felt like quitting at rep 10. It doesn’t get better: I just get better at dealing with the suck.

  • The complexes were perfectly dialed in for weight and rest.

  • Glad I got in that assistance work. I keep forgetting to do it.

  • Going off appetite cues today with a protein sparring modified fast. Not really hungry. I reached satiety pretty early in last night’s meal as well. I am dealing with a minor annoying illness which seems to be causing some fatigue, but no real other symptoms. It’s been pretty awesome to be able to listen to my body.

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Honestly man is there anything that this man cannot do ???

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I’m welling up here

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No better “coming of age” film out there than Terminator 2. If “Catcher in the Rye” was re-written, it’d be Terminator 2.


As I’m fielding some questions on some carnivore diet facebook groups, I realize what appeals to me about this approach to eating: it’s total high speed/low drag. “Eat meat and eggs when hungry until no longer hungry”. And then I think about pairing that with my go-to advice for improving size, strength and conditioning: “Pick something up off the floor and put it over your head”. And with that, I feel like I’ve written an e-book in 2 sentences.

But seriously, just like Dan John and Pavel, it’s crazy how we can say so much in so little. There’s no perfect diet, sure, but man, if everyone ate JUST meat and eggs when hungry until not, think of all the junk they’re NOT eating, all the damage they’re NOT doing, all the good stuff they’re putting into their body (protein and monounsaturated fats). For gaps, there’s always SuperFood, ElitePro Minerals, Flameout, etc, but as far as building a diet foundation: you could do far worse, and this doesn’t require a sliderule and degree from Harvard to figure out (although I AM shocked at how many people don’t seem to know what is an animal vs a plant
)

And then there’s learning about hunger cues: not eating based on a schedule but because we’re hungry, and then eating until we’re not (not until we’re “full”, not until there’s no more food on the plate, just because we’re not hungry). We also get to learn about the difference between “hungry” and “bored”. When ALL we’re eating is meat and eggs, if we’re hungry: we’ll eat it. If we’re not, we won’t. Caveat: there would be no sauces or seasonings, outside of salt. If we have to trick ourselves into eating the food, we aren’t hungry.

And then the training. Man, that just says it all. Much l like how the food is “when hungry, until not”, the pick the thing up and put it over your head can be “Do it until you can’t, wait until you can again, then do it again”. That answers the question about sets and reps. And if people REALLY want an answer, we could prescribe a time limit. And as I wrote that, I thought “how about a “per week” time limit?” That would REALLY streamline things. An hour a day, 3x a week is a very standard amount of “average human” training, so say we do that. 180 minutes. Split it up however you want now. You wanna train 7 days a week? Great: 25 minutes a day. Dan John would be proud. Can only train twice a week? 90 minutes each time. Man: imagine how goddamn strong you would get if, twice a week, you spent 90 minutes putting something over your head? That is a SCARY motherf**ker: especially if, after those 90 minutes, he puts away a dozen eggs and some steaks or ribs.

And hey, if we wanna add 1 more sentence, let’s do this.

“Eat meat and eggs when hungry until not. For 180 minutes a week, pick something up off the floor and put it over your head. Do not have the same meal/workout twice in a row”

Forced variety/periodization. Don’t eat ONLY ground beef and eggs for every single meal: one meal, yes, the next steak and eggs (and hey, maybe chicken eggs for one meal and duck eggs for another, we can switch that up too), then ribs and eggs, pork chops and eggs, salmon and eggs, etc. For the workout, if ALL we have is a barbell, we’ll change the weights OR the way we got it over our head (snatch vs press), but if we have multiple objects, the world is our oyster. Kegs, stones, logs, sandbags, etc etc.

The nutritional variety will cover our nutrient bases. The implement/movement variety will cover our imbalances. In 3 sentences, we have solved the crisis of “how do we eat and train?”

I honestly want to give this some wheels. I think I’m onto something.

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Velocity diet killed “scheduled hunger” for me. I used to not be able to skip any meal if I wasn’t hungry (knew I would be hungry later so might as well eat when I had the opportunity). Now I can eat one big meal and not feel the need to eat more that day.

I love the attitude here and have come to similar conclusions working out at home this year with KBs, rings, bands. Rarely do my lifting sessions take >30 mins and I have been getting some of the best results I have had in years simply because ease of access is making me more consistent in picking stuff up over and over.

I have been taking one packet of LMNT with my creatine dose and Superfood every morning and I have an almost constant half pump. I have also noticed my blood sugar has been considerably lower since that change while not really modifying my diet. I think it’s helping transport glycogen to where it needs to be instead of sticking around in my bloodstream.

I think so too. We (the fitness community) have greatly over-complicated things in recent years, where for most people your 2-3 sentence description would work wonders.
Maybe add “Go for a 30 minute walk as often as possible”.

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The walk! Oh how true: my biggest issue is I’ve really embraced Jamie Lewis’ there in that walking isn’t a workout, “it’s part of being a human”, haha. But you’re absolutely spot on: going for a daily walk is one of the most valuable practices I’ve adopted recently, and everyone should absolutely do that. I like Stan Efferding’s idea of the 10 minute walk after meals, given the immense benefits that have been demonstrated there, and Jamie’s prescription of 2 miles a day minimum has carried me well. And then Dan John has a great one in “Easy Strength for Fat Loss” which is “put the weight down and go for a walk”. Dan’s approach also works because you train for an hour: however much time you spent lifting, spent the rest of the hour walking.

Fantastic point on the Velocity Diet as well. And ALSO a valuable lesson on hunger vs boredom. When all you “get” to eat is a protein shake, you quickly learn what real hunger feels like. Also solid observation electrolytes, especially so with a lower carb intake. I train fasted, but I DO have a “supershake” before training composed of electrolytes, creatine, superfood, ACV and metamucil, along with a Flameout, Rez-V and Micellar Curcumin.

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Yeah, since I am on insulin I have to take some carbs before or immediately after working out to avoid a hypo condition. Usually something as simple as a banana does the trick.

It’s crazy how much the body doesn’t need compared to what we are told it needs.

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Absolutely. That was another big lesson I learned from the Velocity Diet. I used to have a MASSIVE post training breakfast AND a massive pre-bed meal, because I was convinced I needed those calories to recover and those same calories to sleep through the night. Cutting both of those meals down to a single shake and seeing BETTER results helped me get on board 'high speed/low drag". Although I’ll also say that a middle of the night shake has been a great gamechanger for me.

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