More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

A million thumbs-up for this book.

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Brawn.

A book that holds a special place in my heart

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You are correct about this time. Maybe I should have been a little clearer and said ā€˜it was the same’. I grew up in a different time when there was no internet and as such I don’t use the internet for sources of information and fact on training ( other than considering advice from a few specific people on this forum). I do use the time internet for entertainment and to kill time ( which is a bad habit). Back then you could skim a magazine and miss the adds but now I am a little older and hopefully wiser, I recognise that most of the actual articles were also complete nonsense and mostly unhelpful. Seems whenever you grow up there is an element of just try things and work it out for yourself that must be done. Like a rite of passage.
Loving the Texas book by the way thanks again for the recommendation :+1:

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@MaazerSmiit No problem dude! Minus the elevated height I’ve really enjoyed them. Should make for solid event shoes.

@mr.v3lv3t Thanks man! Brian is absolutely a treasure. Solid signal-to-noise ratio. Dan John as well. I appreciate a podcast over most videos because I can listen to them while I’m doing my weighted vest walks, but at the same time a good host makes a HUGE difference. I can’t stand the Mark Bell powercast because Mark is such an awful host with such amazing guests that its worse than if he had terrible guests: now we’re dealing with wasted potential! Haha. I’ve been digging the bits of Jon Andersen’s powercast. And, of course, a shoutout to @ChongLordUno 's collab of ā€œMove Sweat and Sufferā€, which is a lot of solid info in a tight package.

Those little kindle purchases are evil! Enjoy those reads!

@simo74 I remember that era for sure. Still have a few glossy mags tucked away, haha. And That Paul Kelso book talks to them as well, so it’s absolutely pervasive. So many ghost-written bunk pieces just to fill the pages in between supplement ads. Fun to go back and see what was touted as the ā€œnext big thingā€ which ended up never hanging around.


PM WORKOUT (1400)

No rest between anything

20x320 buffalo bar squats
20x316 axle deadlifts
ā€œComrade Franā€ w/45lb bells and strict chins
ā€œKeg Graceā€ with 150lb keg

20 standing ab wheels
50 pull aparts
40 reverse hypers w/50lbs
50 dips
25 pushdowns

2 mile walk with the dog

Notes: I continue my natural gradual descent into madness on this one. Getting 15 reps before the first set down on the deads is awesome. That transition into Fran is ROUGH, and I forgot the knee sleeves at the start. Grace always makes me feel like I’m going to lose chow around the halfway point. I’m really pleased with how quick the squats and deads went: done within the space of one song. Considering what else could be added at this point.

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This would be fun. I got rid of my collection of 90’s Flex and muscle and fitness about 10 years ago. I did spend a few hours reminiscing before They new owner picked them up. Good memories

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Damn dude, Bud would be proud of that effort!

I do listen to my fair share of podcasts, especially with how often I’m putting in miles on the road. I definitely chalk them up as ā€œedutainmentā€ generally though. Enjoy them, but I find it hard to grasp things from listening. Never was a great auditory learner haha.

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@simo74 I’ve got every issue of Mark Bell’s Power magazine. It had a bunch of great articles, but the supplement ads are still delightful, haha. Good posing models at least!

@mr.v3lv3t Really appreciate that sentiment man. And I’m with you: I zone out when I hear things. It’s another reason I don’t care for videos: I have to keep rewinding them! Haha.


Slept off and on until 0620 and then hit a fasted workout of 40kg swings and burpee chins

21-15-9-5

Then 50 swings

Total time was 10:12.

This is another one of those combos that just ā€œworksā€. Hits the everything, but saves my quads since I seem to be squatting every goddamn day these days.

Doing burgers tonight, so I’m excited about that. Got bison as the base, and then deciding on chicken or shrimp for the follow on. Turf and turf or surf and turf: important choices.

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Did a little progressive workout today. Knocked this out in the AM while taking the trash out

Axle clean and push press away
5x136

Axle continental and push press away
9x196 (5lb PR from previous cycle)

Several hours later

PM WORKOUT (1430)

Axle clean and strict press each rep
27x141 in 4:10

GIANT SETS (press-dip-raise-pull) Sets 1 and 4: DBs, Sets 2 and 5: BtN, Sets 3 and 6: Bench

(4) High incline DB bench 85s
2x10

BtN Press 130
1x10
1x8

Axle flat bench 241
2x10

Dips
6xFailure

Lateral raise
3x16x10lbs
3x15x10

Band pull aparts
6x15

25 pushdowns
20 standing ab wheels

Poundstone Curls
127xAxle+5lbs

40 reverse hypers 50lbs
Neck work

PM WORKOUT II (1800)

Tabata KB front squats w/45lb bells (hold bells at side during 10 second rest)

Notes: Didn’t want to spend all day training so broke it apart and knocked out bits at a time. Got that Tabata work while taking out the recycling and the push pressing done while taking out the trash. A testament to my goal of being able to perform without warm-up. It’s self-perpetuating. My push press is getting a little better, and the continental was smoother. My pressing strength in general is increasing. Re-discovering this giant set approach has been good. Even without the surplus, it still does the job, but I imagine it’s effectiveness will be shorter lived.

Dan John was still right about tabata front squats. Something about them are magical.

Zeno’s tomorrow. Excited about that. And for those wondering: shrimp and bison burger won. Surf and turf. Can’t take the California out of me.

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AM WORKOUT (0330 wake up via alarm)

GIANT SETS (jump-squat-row)

Box squats (4 45lb plates, 2 25s and a bunch of pavers, highest yet)
5x3

Buffalo Bar Squat
5xBar
5x140
3x230
1x320
1x370

T-bar rows
15x100
12x125
3x10x150

ZENO SQUATS (12 deep breaths between sets)
10x410
5x410
3x410
2x410
1x410
10x370
5x370
3x370
2x370
1x370
16x320

SUPERSET CIRCUIT (hyper-abs, just back and forth, no rest until all 4 sets complete)

Reverse hyper 360
4x15

Standing ab wheel
4x5

50 band pull aparts

Belt squat stripset (no rest between sets)
40x200 (PR of some variety)
Reps with 175,150,125,100,75,50,25,Axle

Neck work

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING (burpee chins to dips)
21-15-9-5: done in 8:58, then burpee chins until 10 minutes total

Notes: Wore the wrong shirt for today: things were a little slick and made it tough to get stable. Extra challenge, which makes victory sweeter. On the very first box jump, I clipped my elbow on the dip bars on the way up and skinned my shin pretty good. I thankfully have no feeling in them, but it got me a little gunshy. Focused on committing myself to the jump for later rounds and it paid off. It’s been awesome to see how strong this has become, and I immediately see the benefits in the follow up squat sets.

Last week taught me that I really only need 1 big set for the belt squats, so I cut them out of the supplemental superset. Right call: it’s a helluva stripset when I can put my all into it.

The conditioning work answered the mail. The dips are sneaky: they’re not terribly difficult, but doing the next round of burpees afterwards is gnarly because the pushing muscles get no rest.

Wife is getting a new treadmill today and has offered to let me use it. Running/walking may feature more regularly. I was avoiding it before because her current one makes a LOT of noise. Same reason I got rid of my airdyne: early AM training doesn’t lend well to it.

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Dude:

Wondering about a few things, triggered by the Warrior Diet post and your wake up times. I’m three weeks back in the gym, wanting to ā€œrecompā€ for lack of a better term. I typically wake up at 4 AM, gym at 5. Have been doing 16/8 IF but want to try the Warrior diet. My concern is optimizing gains by timing my meal and my workouts. I’m thinking dinner at 6 and continue my 5AM workout (doing SS right now, will switch to 531 in a few weeks). Any advice?

@The_Myth

Really means a lot that you reached out to me on this one dude, as I’m still finding my way myself. Warrior diet is definitely something I would want to try as well, but have no personal experience in. I DO make a habit of eating a large nightly meal before resting, and, in turn, spend about half of my workouts training fasted and don’t seem to notice much impact. Even when I DO eat before training, it’s so close in proximity that the food is more there to nourish me AFTER the workout vs provide energy before it.

My focus on my nightly meal is fats and slow digesting protein sources. Cottage cheese, meat, whole eggs, avocado, and a healthy serving of various nut butters. My idea is that it will give my body nutrition through the evening and should still be present for the morning.

I’m a low-carber, so I don’t tend to concern myself with glycogen top off or anything, but I never seem to be hurting for energy. Fats tend to give a long slow burn, whereas carbs (simple ones in particular) give a spike and crash. I use the simple ones in competition when I need to hit a big lift NOW, but for a training session, I prefer fats.

Not too sure how detailed you’d want me to go here, but more than happy to expand and discuss as needed.

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Mutual admiration society my friend. Who better to ask.

I think you hit my concerns - I’m a long way from needing to get dialed in as I’m still early in this return to training, but am going to test run the Warrior diet now while my intensity and volume are low to see what happens.

The recomp is always a bit of an abortion IMO, trying to cycle carbs, IF, train fasted, all while squatting 145, seems like majoring in the minors.

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Have you ever looked into Jamie Lewis’ Apex Predator diet? It’s exactly what you’re describing: carb cycling and fasting. He employs a protein sparing modified fast, so you’d be drinking protein shakes through the day. One of those things I’ve always wanted to try, but just not viable at the moment. Might be worth looking into just because someone already did all the leg work for you. His blog is VERY NSFW, so be prepared for that, but still a goldmine of info.

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I will check it out.

I think trying 20/4 IF might be Warrior diet on training wheels until I can read up more.

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Been laughing at your interactions with another beginner who doesn’t want to run super squats. I honestly don’t know how you find the energy to continue to interact with people who unfortunately will never get it. It was clear from the start that he only wanted a full body routine mate …LMAO!!

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Now I have seen the one who wants to eat optimally before training. This is Gold. Better than a comedy show

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I read two of his posts. It seems a lot like what I have been trying to do on my own. Kind of disappointed that according to him, I should follow his FF template - FF meaning Fat Fucks. Thought I was doing okay at 19% BF, lol. Now I aspire to be a Not Too Fat Fuck.

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@simo74 I honestly just get so excited at the idea of the start of the journey that I can bypass a lot of the silliness. It’s like a 90% failure rate, but the 10% is worth it. And heck, as you’ve noted, there are some laughs along the way, haha.

@The_Myth Always a good aspiration! His ā€œpredator diet for athletes/Italiansā€ allows a bit more play with carbs as well, but Jamie has never been one to mince words. I always say he’s my ID, haha.


PM WORKOUT (1800)

Tabata KB front squats w/45lb bells

Notes: Another ā€œget it done while taking out the trashā€ workout. This is just magic. My right knee was bothering me during the burpees this morning and has been a bit unstable all day, but can still perform as evidenced here. I’m using Dan John’s rule of ā€œat least 8 reps in 20 secondsā€, and it’s a solid standard to abide by.

Got the prowler loaded up for tomorrow. Supposed to be single digits, but thankfully no wind or snow/rain.

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So here I go, off to the Beginners forum to figure out wtf you are all talking about.

@Cyrrex Looks like you found it, haha.


AM WORKOUT (0318 natural wake up) FASTED

ā€œDEATH AND TAXESā€

45lb KBs
Prowler loaded w/90lbs

1 round= 5 KB thrusters-run to prowler-low handle push 60 paces-3 KB front squats-low handle push 60 paces-run to KBs-3 KB front squat-run to prowler-high handle push 60 paces-3 KB front squats-backwards drag prowler

9 rounds inside 51 minutes

Front rack KB walking lunges back to the truck

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

50 chins
50 dips
50 pull aparts
40 reverse hypers w/50lbs
20 standing ab wheels
25 band pull aparts

Notes: It was 7 degrees according to my truck, and between the cold and my knee being a little janky I was hurting on this. Thankfully, most of the snow had melted and there was no ice this time, so low handle pushes were viable. The No Bulls were champs: very satisfied with the product. Caught prowler flu pretty early into this. Went berserker mode at the 40 minute mark: was managing to sweat through my beanie and thermal shirt.

Walking lunges in the front rack actually had the KBs ā€œburningā€ my skin. Pretty interesting feeling. I really feel like there’s a lot of potential there with that movement, but I’m making the prowler the star of the show until weather causes otherwise. Once that happens, good to know how many other options I have.

Maybe some more conditioning later today. Got a 12 tomorrow.

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