More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

Dude! I had no idea you also had a YouTube channel! I literally logged on and your channel was recommended to me. Super cool!!

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I may never be as conditioned and strong as you, but I try to keeo up, hahaha.

@Euphemism2009 Appreciate that sentiment dude. No reason to say never. I’m nothing special: just been doing this a long time. We’ve all got time. It’s not so much a youtube channel: it’s just where I upload my training so I can post it. Although @ChongLordUno keeps wanting me to talk to the camera, haha.

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Haha, if you don’t mind, maybe you could help me sometime review some videos? I’m not technologically savvy anymore, but any feedback, ESPECIALLY deadlift, would help me tremendously.

I’m more than happy to lend my perspective. I’m no coach, but I could share what I would do.

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You know what to do man

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22 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24 kg bells for PM workout. I was hurting from this morning’s workout.

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Hello,

What is the ā€œABCā€, that you’re doing? Went back several pages without finding the answer.

Thanks!’

Hey @Voluminous, that’s an Armor Building Complex from Dan John.

2 cleans, 1 press, 3 front squats.

This is my most recent best

26 ABCs to start…and then a bunch of other work.

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Got it, thanks.

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AM WORKOUT (0340 natural wake up)

CHAOS IS THE PLAN Week 3, Workout 5 (final workout)

11 rounds in 30 minutes of:

  • 2x260lb keg lap and triple extension
  • 2x296lb axle bench press

POST WORKOUT SHAKE
ASSISTANCE/CONDITIONING

I set the tabata round timer and did various bits of daily work during the 20 seconds on and stripped/put away plates for the 10 seconds off for a total of 12 rounds. That took care of 50 dips, 20 standing ab wheels, 50 pull aparts, 25 pushdowns and 25 curls

Then 3 min AMRAP of burpee over bar (38 total)

Notes:

  • Deadlifting still not a great idea with the lat (which, btw, the bruising has spread in such an amazingly disgusting way that it looks like half of my body has gangrene), but I noticed yesterday that the log was manageable, so the keg was the next logical progression. Being able to rest the majority of the weight against my body vs holding it into my lat seemed to be key. That said, this tore the everloving f**k out of my shins and absolutely brutalized my body. One of those movements that causes ā€œsoul fatigueā€. No one particular muscle is really aching, but I was just plain ol’ ā€œdoneā€ when it was over. This definitely didn’t tickle the lat, but it held out well enough. Operating on that razor’s edge to get it to come back quick. It’s only been a week since I tore it, so I’ll take this.

  • I am so pleased with how the bench went. I technically did 12 rounds: I did 1 round of bench and keg where the keg was only loaded to 155lbs and realized the latter was too light to have any sort of impact, so I loaded it and reset. My bench and pressing was floundering for so long and it’s coming back so much stronger now. And to be able to hit those reps AFTER the buttkicking that came from the keg really bodes well.

  • I had nothing left in me when it came time for conditioning. Couldn’t clean the kells. Whole body just nuked. Burpees fit the bill for unloaded and awful.

  • With this, I’m gonna wrap up ā€œChaos it the Planā€ as a 3 week intensification block. Minus the injury, this was what I needed post Super Squats: just something to get me back to heavy poundages and short rest times. It was very taxing, a deload is necessary, and I’m ready to start eating big again.

  • Tang Soo Do on the schedule for tonight. Long weekend to follow.

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For PM workout, got in 24 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24 KG bells and Tang Soo Do was an hour of forms work.

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Great phrase I am going to steal that

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I think it’s time to post a pic mate, isn’t it?

Sorry to hear about the lat. Such a rare injury to pick up (at least with this mechanism). Have you gotten a check up to evaluate the degree of damage? Just out of personal interest, you’ve obviously got this like always.

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@simo74 For sure dude! You definitely get it! The sandbag is a great soul fatiguer.

@Koestrizer Photo doesn’t do it justice sadly. It’s not a black and blue angry bruise, but more a greenish discoloration through the area. Hard to capture. No need to be sorry for me dude: it’s just a torn muscle. No need for medical intervention: all it needs is time. It’s been a week and it’s already healed quite well.


Slept until about 0630 and got in 40 burpees over bar fasted. Another crazy weekend ahead.

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Reading that made me think it is time I did the Tower again or escape through the valley. Now I am having anxietyšŸ˜‚

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@simo74 Well if you want some different anxiety, try THIS!


PM workout I came up with while doing chores today and it was so awful I had to try it

Axle Grace (2:15 time, LIFETIME PR with a torn lat get f**ked Earth)

Into 21 thrusters w/95lbs

Another ā€œroundā€ of Grace

15 thrusters

Yet another Grace

9 Thrusters

Arrive at Valhalla

Tell them to hold my place at the table: I’ve got more to do

Notes:

  • That PR came out of nowhere. I gave myself 1 test clean to see if the lat would hold out, and told myself to just take it smooth. Well, slow is smooth and smooth is fast it seems. From there, it was a lot of dying, coming back from the dead, just to die again. I need to be smart and treat my connective tissue a little better, but whatever: this was awesome.
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I honestly have no idea how you managed the third grace and the final thrusters would have sent me straight to Crom.

I don’t have the equipment at home for this exactly but now you have my sick mind thinking. Thanks for that

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@simo74 Hell yeah dude! Crom laughs at our Grace. He laughs from his mountain.


Jamie Lewis released a new book on the 8th. I just downloaded it: perfect timing after finishing the Easy Strength Omnibook.

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Slept until 0640, 40 burpees over bar fasted, then this in the PM

5 mins ABCs w/24 kg bells (25 total)
5 mins of burpee into SOS to shoulder (135lbs for 19 reps)

Once again, something magic about coming off the floor and getting after it.

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