More Synthol Freaks

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[quote]superdad4 wrote:
NZSpaceman wrote:
treco wrote:
Absurd yes - but to me, no more so than 300,000 women a year having their chests cut open and bags of goo implanted to make them more buxom. Reconstructive surgery excepted.

What I wonder is … There are plenty of woman running around with natural looking boob jobs.

So if these guys are the equivalent of the girls with the over the top super sized boob job … How many men are there out there with natural looking synthol jobs???

Cheers
Spaceman

I’m not sure if the two correlate real closely. In a boob job there is silicone or saline in packets and put in the body. My understanding is that this synthol is just injected directly into the arm. I would hope there are not a lot of doctors doing that.

So I would think most of these guys are doing it to themselves. I think the majority of women getting breast enhancements are getting some sort of professional advise before getting the procedure done.
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The “home synthol do it yourself blow up kit” doesn’t seem to be working to well for them.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I wonder what they see when they look in the mirror.[/quote]

A small penis.

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I’ve dated a few girls with fakies, and while definately less than natural, they in no way compare to a bicep that looks like it’s gonna bust with oil.

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wait wait wait… this shit is fuckin real!

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These guys are poster boys for body dysmorphic disorder. No sane person, (or juiced BB’er for that matter) could think that garbage even begins to look good. Are these guys not satisfied with just roids and lifting. What is the next frontier beyond this?

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Breast tissue is mostly adipose tissue. It is lovely and moves in a certain way in response to touch or sudden changes in position/direction. I like this.

However, breast tissue does not contract or change shape in response to internal forces (unless one counts the slow changes that take place during lactation or menstruation), and isn’t part of a body-wide complex of similar tissue that moves you around.

If breasts did all this, it would be harder to make convincing falsies. They would “stick out” more. I think that this is why convincing fake muscles are harder to pull off than convincing boob jobs. I think that one can make a case for the increasing popularity of boob jobs being symptomatic of some bad societal/body-image mojo, but I don’t think it approaches anything near the anatomic grotesquerie or psychic imbalance displayed here.

In other words, I am trying to get my head around what would make someone do shit like this to themselves, but am having a hard time. It’s easy to write people off as freaks, harder to understand why they do (or might want to do) what they do, but I really can’t get a grasp on this. I’ve seen people do things to their bodies that I thought were silly, unhealthy, or pointless, but not much that actually induced nausea. This did. This to me is like saying, “I want to be the Elephant Man!” I don’t understand the compulsion.

I don’t know much about synthol – the only “for sure” case I knew of was Greg Valentino – and I thought he’d gone off the deep end, but he looks like something Michelangelo carved next to these guys.

If they stop injecting, will their physiques ever normalize? What about muscle function? If that stuff is actually in the muscle – i.e. if what we’re seeing are really their distended biceps, triceps, delts, etc. and not just a lot of edema – wouldn’t that severely damage the muscle? I don’t know, so I’m asking.

Also, please tell me that the first pic, at least, is fake. It looks like a sumo suit.

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What, this doesn’t look natural, or real?

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[quote]treco wrote:
Absurd yes - but to me, no more so than 300,000 women a year having their chests cut open and bags of goo implanted to make them more buxom. Reconstructive surgery excepted.[/quote]

The difference is, these guys are morons and look ridiculous, while women who get implants are society’s heroes.

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the guy with the mohawk looks like he’s had a fat chicks thigh grafted to his shoulder

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I wonder why I get pictures like this when I search for pictures of synthol. Maybe because it is not good to pump that oil into your muscle?

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Atleast fake tits look nice.

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These guys look like Sloth from Steven Spielberg’s “The Goonies.”

Sweet Jesus.

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[quote]Petedacook wrote:
What, this doesn’t look natural, or real?

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These 2 look fkin ridiculous. I’ve just gotta laugh.

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You have to wonder what their skin is going to look like after they stop using this stuff. If your skin is stretched out that much over a few years I wouldn’t think it would go back to normal ever.

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nasty

valentino on tyra banks show… the funniest part about this is that his arms are obviously still full of oil haha

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[quote]toughcasey wrote:
nasty

valentino on tyra banks show… the funniest part about this is that his arms are obviously still full of oil haha

lol, its funny how he fails to mention the synthol.

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[quote]That One Guy wrote:
why gawd why? can someone explain to me what this synthol does, i really don’t wanna google something as stupid as this[/quote]

Synthol or its counterpart Syntherol is an MCT oil which is broken down and metabolized very slowly by the body. The makers claim it’s use is for facial stretching which can be one of the main constrictive factors regarding muscle growth. Fascia is like a thin skin around the muscle so the more stretched it becomes the easier muscle growth follows. Unfortunately some people take it to the extremes. The reason people don’t inject forearms are other extremely vascular muscles is the risk of injecting into a vein meaning possible death. It’s a complicated and VERY painful process that must be repeated every day for several weeks in order for decent gains to appear. The main reasons these clowns look so stupid is probably

  1. An extreme excess of oil and not a proper muscular foundation to hold it.
  2. Shooting into only one muscle head. Multiple injection into each muscle are required so as to even out the look.

I’ve never used Syntherol but in its defense I have seen people with proper knowledge and understanding of application “create” amazing results with the stuff that looked as real as any natural muscle growth. Some will claim that these guys have had surgical implants but I think that’s BS. As for the oil staying in bedded in you myofibers for several years I think it’s only 6-8 months but the fascia growth lasts much longer.

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Help me out here who is the guy in the very first picture on this thread my housemate doesnt believe that its a real pic I need more to show him why synthol is soooooooo sh#t

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[quote]Tvirus wrote:
Help me out here who is the guy in the very first picture on this thread my housemate doesnt believe that its a real pic I need more to show him why synthol is soooooooo sh#t[/quote]

Possilby Klaus Dauring?

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[quote]scoot823 wrote:
What are these guys thinking?
WTF!@
Hmmmmm…
OMFG!
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Heh, a sweet series of captions.