[quote]WESLEY_UK wrote:
Make them yourself.
Lazy f**k.[/quote]
how do you make eggs?
You squat and wait a few days then,ya gotta wash them after they come out your ass or do you just scramble them up fresh,hows that work?
dudes having problems obtaining them not cooking them now whos the Lazy F**k. look at my avatar hes talking about you.
[quote]MtbKid wrote:
WESLEY_UK wrote:
Make them yourself.
Lazy f**k.
You obviously didn’t even read his post, lazy fuck.[/quote]
I agree with Wesley. The kid is bitching about having to get up 30 minutes earlier to get his eggs in. He should (instead of going through all the trouble of getting the rest of you to go through all the trouble of citing internet sources) just suck it up and go to bed 30 minutes earlier. Problem solved.
Oh shit, edited to add that I didn’t see that part about her not buying more since it was nested well into that paragraph about not fixing them. My bad but still… he did kind of throw a fit about having to get up 30 minutes extra. At 15 he’s at the stage where 6 hours of sleep will do him, which means at the latest he can get to sleep at 11:30 and be alright. My solution still partially stands.
Don’t let your Mom read any thing from Vince Gironda…
Her head will explode…
The very menchen of Vince’s name and chickens wince with fear!
Got to go, I need to get my eggs off the boiler…
"“I would also say to dis-own your mother and move into a ran down underground gym become a hermit and come back in 20 years a giant,ugly ogre of a beast and say “see mom,if you gave me eggs I wouldnt be like this”” --Nichaaron…
Oh man what a good laugh
Those are some pretty good idea there, have you ever tried taking a hard boiled egg, taking out the yoke and putting some peanut butter in there? Sounds gross, but its actually not to bad lol.
Have you been laughing about it for almost eight years?
Gotcha. Not a big deal, just double-check the date on posts you reply to. This thread was long, long dead.
Still is funny though. Ah, Artem, you pudgy, silly sonofabitch.
Damn man, your dedication is seriously impressive! I’m 15 as well and my parents are pretty chill about the whole thing and I’m wishing you the best of luck bro keep pushing.
