[quote]Stern wrote:
SAFE[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
SAFE[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
Oh…it gets much MUCH better lol…
[quote]Stern wrote:
Oh…it gets much MUCH better lol…
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Go easy on the Danishes there, Danish kid!
He really seems to be dominating the conversation with that little floozy in the boat. Give her a chance to speak!
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
Oh…it gets much MUCH better lol…
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Go easy on the Danishes there, Danish kid!
He really seems to be dominating the conversation with that little floozy in the boat. Give her a chance to speak![/quote]
Dutch, not Danish. Although I wish it was. God 
(I was born in Holland…so ashamed right now :))
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
Dutch, not Danish. Although I wish it was. God
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Oh right! Let me rephrase that…go easy on the , Dutch Kid!
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[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
Oh…it gets much MUCH better lol…
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Go easy on the Danishes there, Danish kid!
He really seems to be dominating the conversation with that little floozy in the boat. Give her a chance to speak![/quote]
Dutch, not Danish. Although I wish it was. God
(I was born in Holland…so ashamed right now :))[/quote]
And you better be!
If he was this alpha at this age, he will have invented time travel when he is 20.
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Y’see…would Krodaddi have posted that anyway, regardless of what we all posted?
A koan for the ages.
[quote]Nards wrote:
is it to be seen with us or within? perhaps this can too be seen[/quote]
As a matter of fact, I’m there right now.
lolololllol
I love these KrohDaddi threads… well not love, but something…
It’s just the way everybody is kind of in on it, but then you still have some people try to take it serious, then Nards tends to get aggravated, but never on the first page, and KrohDaddi himself just keeps trucking. It’s kind of like the formula for a successful sitcom.
KrohDaddi is the fat stupid main character that works a shit blue collar job, but is somehow married to a fairly hot girl that also possesses the logic the main character lacks (T-Nation) the main story arch conflict is these threads he makes. After each one is done nothing has been learned (especially by the main character) and then a new but surprisingly content-similar episode comes on tomorrow night.
It’s entertaining for the time being, but soon the whole thing will be replaced by ten year old Tim Allen’s ‘Home Improvement’ reruns.
^^ Your take on the whole thing is so wonderfully wacky.
Krohdaddi should study you as he just does that Beatnik poetry style of wacky where he just puts words together like “hydrogen eternity boo-boo ruminant package brooks no contrition!” and then there’s a picture of a unicorn with the head of a horse.
And he needs drugs to to do what he does. Your post was likely written sober.
I’m also surprised that a guy like him would be the kind to just have a picture of his face for his avatar. I’d expect some gif of psychedelic waterfall.
[quote]Nards wrote:
^^ Your take on the whole thing is so wonderfully wacky.
Krohdaddi should study you as he just does that Beatnik poetry style of wacky where he just puts words together like “hydrogen eternity boo-boo ruminant package brooks no contrition!” and then there’s a picture of a unicorn with the head of a horse.
And he needs drugs to to do what he does. Your post was likely written sober.
I’m also surprised that a guy like him would be the kind to just have a picture of his face for his avatar. I’d expect some gif of psychedelic waterfall.[/quote]
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On the subject of drugs- If I had to guess KrohDaddi is a lot like my friend who tried shrooms had a bad trip and pissed his pants, then did the same thing about a week later, then waited a couple months and did the same thing, then a year later as the best man at my wedding he decides to take the opportunity to come out of the closet, then he drops out of college, starts dating a Brazilian guy twice his age, and moves to Rio, leaving me and my other friends wondering if maybe we shouldn’t have given him shrooms that first time.
KrohDaddi is basically the canadian equivalent.
Well since you asked Nards - this one time I had cooked a pizza for myself and the lads. At the time I didn’t have a pizza cutter (you know, the round blade that spins and looked like an awesome makeshift weapon when you were a kid but you could never find a use for it?) so got out this big kitchen knife. Stabilizing the pizza with my left hand I put the knife to the middle of the pizza and drew it towards me with reasonable cutting force. As you do.
Unfortunately I hadn’t banked on the serrated edge of the knife biting into the pizza so deeply and pulling the pizza back with it. My left forefinger slid into the cheese and bubbling tomato sauce, like a mermaids hootch, and I yelped the weirdest doglike noise as I quickly jerked my finger back out.
Well, Miss Fortune herself must have been watching over me that day; as I jerked my finger out of the pizza a dollop of bubbling sauce left my finger and catapulted, with startling accuracy I might add, through the air and up into my left nostril. Actually ‘into’ the nostril.
You know that moment when fear takes you for a second and you freeze? I was like that for about 10 seconds. Scalding pain hit both my finger and the inside of my nose at the same time and I just stood looking over at the sink, unsure of which to apply cold water to first. It was horrible.
In a rage I trashed the pizza; throwing it into the bin and stabbing it with the knife yelling “TAKE THAT YA FOOKING BASTARD!!!” while I held a can of soda to my face with my other hand.
The lads were most amused.
[quote]forkknifespoon wrote:
On the subject of drugs- If I had to guess KrohDaddi is a lot like my friend who tried shrooms had a bad trip and pissed his pants, then did the same thing about a week later, then waited a couple months and did the same thing, then a year later as the best man at my wedding he decides to take the opportunity to come out of the closet, then he drops out of college, starts dating a Brazilian guy twice his age, and moves to Rio, leaving me and my other friends wondering if maybe we shouldn’t have given him shrooms that first time.
KrohDaddi is basically the canadian equivalent. [/quote]
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I’m that guy too. Well, I only did it once and I was sure I had done it at the time but my cousin, who was also under the influence, assured me that I hadn’t actually done it and “shrooms just make you feel like you have.”
Wasn’t till the next day when a mate who was visiting asked me what that smell was that I realised I had, in fact, spent the night in my own piss.
But I swear it was only the once! And piss aside it was by no means a bad trip lol.
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]forkknifespoon wrote:
On the subject of drugs- If I had to guess KrohDaddi is a lot like my friend who tried shrooms had a bad trip and pissed his pants, then did the same thing about a week later, then waited a couple months and did the same thing, then a year later as the best man at my wedding he decides to take the opportunity to come out of the closet, then he drops out of college, starts dating a Brazilian guy twice his age, and moves to Rio, leaving me and my other friends wondering if maybe we shouldn’t have given him shrooms that first time.
KrohDaddi is basically the canadian equivalent. [/quote]
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I’m that guy too. Well, I only did it once and I was sure I had done it at the time but my cousin, who was also under the influence, assured me that I hadn’t actually done it and “shrooms just make you feel like you have.”
Wasn’t till the next day when a mate who was visiting asked me what that smell was that I realised I had, in fact, spent the night in my own piss.
But I swear it was only the once! And piss aside it was by no means a bad trip lol.
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I don’t remember you at my wedding. Trust me man, shrooms just make you FEEL like you were at my wedding.