Fired UP!

Ever been walking home at night and

see some lady cross the street when she sees you

hear the car doors lock when you get near a parked car

see someone press 9 and 1 on their cell phone when you get in an elevator with them

if so, this video is the manifestation of that thought that comes to mind when it happens…I swear I’ve been close to doin this so many times! LMFAO! I am now inspired to act on my desires!!

ok, if you need to turn this into some kind of huge race battle please refrain! The point of this thread is NOT race!! It is more geared toward other people being “intimidated” by you for no real reason. This example just happens to be themed racially…ignore that aspect please!!

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RACIST!!!

[quote]imhungry wrote:
RACIST!!![/quote]

Well, clearly I am a racist. How else would the violent sex with my girl be explained? If she were black or latin I would not dare do such things!!

now leave this thread before I put a hole in you, vanilla face!!

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
RACIST!!![/quote]

Well, clearly I am a racist. How else would the violent sex with my girl be explained? If she were black or latin I would not dare do such things!!

now leave this thread before I put a hole in you, vanilla face!![/quote]

Actually, i’m black, Rock.

Where are you going to put the hole in me? Hmmmmm? And, what are you going to use?

someone should write a script of what these two are thinking during this interaction.

haha great stuff, Rock. And welcome back.

My parents would be the kind of people you’re talking about, actually. And I might become like that, too. I’m always checking my back pocket to make sure my wallets still there when I’m on the bus/train. It must look like I’m grabbing my own ass repeatedly or something.

Darn, I thought this was paying homage to the hilarious and unappreciated comedy about cheerleading. Anyway, check these out.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
RACIST!!![/quote]

Well, clearly I am a racist. How else would the violent sex with my girl be explained? If she were black or latin I would not dare do such things!!

now leave this thread before I put a hole in you, vanilla face!![/quote]

Actually, i’m black, Rock.

Where are you going to put the hole in me? Hmmmmm? And, what are you going to use?[/quote]

This is awkard!

I’ve never actually had to think about this before. The first step usually does the trick. You cuaght me with my pants down here. Damn!

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
haha great stuff, Rock. And welcome back.

My parents would be the kind of people you’re talking about, actually. And I might become like that, too. I’m always checking my back pocket to make sure my wallets still there when I’m on the bus/train. It must look like I’m grabbing my own ass repeatedly or something.[/quote]

I’m writing this in my diary f evil right now! I aspire to rob you one day, Larry. Fuckin’ Canadians win one gold medal and think they have something the world actually cares about.

[quote]carlthescorp wrote:
Darn, I thought this was paying homage to the hilarious and unappreciated comedy about cheerleading. Anyway, check these out.

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That first video kinda got to me (at the end lol), still funny though.

Gold Vids! Is this a show or something?

some damn funny stuff.

I remember seeing the original “Racism in the Elevator” video on digg. In the original video they guys says “Dumb white bitch” at the end. I guess they took that out because it was pretty hypocritical in the first place. That being said, i liked the 1st one, the 2nd and 3rd videos took it a little too far about beating her up and calling the cops.

None of these are funny to me. This is the kind of shit that PROVOKES racism in me. If someone sat that close to me on an empty bench, I’d move away too, whether they were a dirty looking black guy, white guy, asian guy, indian guy whatever. And if you are a regular looking black dude, dressed normally, nobody moves away from you on elevators, or crosses streets. The only place you see that is in these racially provocative videos.
Can’t we all just NOT get along and be fine with it? I’m starting to hate everybody.

Man, some people really need to lighten up.

Ct: It’s from a group called Reckless Tortuga, they have a bunch of different mini web series’, this just being on of them. If you get a chance I would recommend the psycho girl friend and online gamer videos. All of them are on youtube.

[quote]carlthescorp wrote:
Man, some people really need to lighten up.
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It’s not that i’m up tight, it’s just that the videos aren’t funny. If you want a good way of starting racial commentary then go watch chappelle show. Dave chappelle has mastered this art.

Unrelated, but his inside the actors studio was AWESOME.

Rock, I’d cross the street if I saw you, and I’d DEFINITELY lock my car doors … it’s not cause you’re black though, it’s cause you’re a vampire. I’m ascared of vampires … oh, and one day, when you’re not looking I’m soooo gonna drive a steak right through your heart … the steak will have garlic on it. You’re going down blood sucker

will the steak have some sauteed mushrooms and onions on it as well, maybe an au poivre sauce, pom frittes on the side?..if so I got your back on that job.

All steaks are made to order

Say your prayers before you enter the lair! We don’t play fair…oh no, you should not enter the killing fields or else you might have to deal with the king of the hill…and that’s real!!

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Say your prayers before you enter the lair! We don’t play fair…oh no, you should not enter the killing fields or else you might have to deal with the king of the hill…and that’s real!!

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I wish they still made King of the Hill episodes … that show was hilarious … Hank was the man!!