[quote]JKThreeEleven17 wrote:
I disagree. I think whole milk would be 10 times harder than skim milk. It’s so much more fat to absorb and also calories.
Skim milk is like water compared to whole.[/quote]
I don’t think the simple volume of calories in the whole milk poses a real issue – at least not with weight-lifters. I once ate 1,024 calories in two minutes. The reason why milk is such a “legendary” food for gorging is because the amount of milk sugar in a gallon of milk (176 g lactose/gallon with whole and skim) requires more lactaise enzymes for digestion than basically anyone has. I probably don’t have enough to digest it in that hour period.
That said, if one can hold the liquid down and just not puke,, more lactaise enzymes will be produced (I’m primarily Scottish by lineage, a very lactose-tolerant people.) Then the rest can be digested. While waiting for the reinforcements, I’ll have to sit around, rubbing my stomach, cutting vile wind and shitting out protein and bile to empty my stomach. More details to come!
[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
I don’t think the simple volume of calories in the whole milk poses a real issue – at least not with weight-lifters. I once ate 1,024 calories in two minutes. The reason why milk is such a “legendary” food for gorging is because the amount of milk sugar in a gallon of milk (176 g lactose/gallon with whole and skim) requires more lactaise enzymes for digestion than basically anyone has. I probably don’t have enough to digest it in that hour period.
That said, if one can hold the liquid down and just not puke,, more lactaise enzymes will be produced (I’m primarily Scottish by lineage, a very lactose-tolerant people.) Then the rest can be digested. While waiting for the reinforcements, I’ll have to sit around, rubbing my stomach, cutting vile wind and shitting out protein and bile to empty my stomach. More details to come![/quote]
This is exactly right. I’ve always done very well with dairy products. A friend of mine back in college did even better. He chugged a quart of half-and-half when we were in line at the grocery store - buying… what else… milk!
I gave it a practice shot. 16 oz. the first four minutes, 8 oz. each four minute block thereafter. After about 40 minutes, with 88 oz. in my stomach, I really felt ready to burst. But I kept going. Finishing the cup, I realized that was it. I made for the nearest bathroom.
Realizing I was a ticking time bomb, I bear hugged a trash can and dropped trou, sitting on the toilet. Has anyone seen that episode of South Park with Kenny’s dad puking, suffering dirrhea and blowing bloody snot rockets? I didn’t have the nosebleed, but…
What I observed was that I didn’t feel nauseated. I didn’t feel like I’d overdone any component of the milk (lactose.) I’m firmly convinced that I didn’t exhaust my supply of lactaise enzymes, rather there was just NO space left in my stomach. Hmmm…
I have some pretty pridefull friends at home, and we like to get drunk. I think next time we get hammered I’m going to spring this on one of them with a 50$ bet they can’t hold it down.
Okay, so, for those of you who were entertained by the initial challenge, I got something else going. This evening I had my friend eat a 2 lb. jar of mayonnaise. This was 704 grams of fat (~1 2/3 lbs.) and 7040 calories. This was a challenge!
He dumped it on a plate (Always Save brand, the lowest of the low in generic products) and went to work. He took an intermission after 30 minutes, went at it for 10 and took another 10 minute intermission, then was on and off for the next 30-40 minutes or so.
He got down to about the last two bites, and with the third to last bite swallowed, it went out right where it came in! Once my friend posts the hour of footage on YouTube I’ll post a link. It will be divided into 6 10-minute sections and the last one contains the barfing (obviously.)
O.K. I know you’ve chaged the challenge but I have to chime in an brag about myself. I can drink 1 gallon of milk, skim however in less than an hour w/o Bringing up any.
You see I always had extreme reflux when I was younger, so to combat it i had a procedure done called a Nissen. It is where they take your stomach an pull/stretch it too a tube an literaly wrap an let it hang around the asophogus (sp?)acting as a tourniquet for food that wants to come back up.
I had this surgery when I was 11 an have done the 1 gallon milk challenge on more than 1 occasion an made money or won prizes @ radio stations (tickets) for me feet of stomach fortitude.I just never tell them of the surgery I have had.
Downside is then how much stomach disdending I have for the rest of the day an I tend to cramp up till I can pass the rather hardstool it makes.
So if anyone ever needs me to step up for them and do this in their place, they could count on me.
i am currently doing a science project for school that will require me to attempt and film myself doing the gallon challange 6 times.
1st with skim milk
2nd with chocolat milk
3rd with 1%
4th with 2%
5th with lactose free milk
6th with whole milk
the videos will be compiled into a montage stile documentry thing and posted on youtube. we had to turn to this project after one of the test subjects in the “Creatine and the teenage athelete” projects parents flipped out because people always think suppliments are steroids…
[quote]westdale warrior wrote:
we had to turn to this project after one of the test subjects in the “Creatine and the teenage athelete” projects parents flipped out because people always think suppliments are steroids…[/quote]
LOL, those north of the border tend to have more conservative ideas on supplements anyways right? At least the government does it seems.
[quote]APE. wrote:
O.K. I know you’ve chaged the challenge but I have to chime in an brag about myself. I can drink 1 gallon of milk, skim however in less than an hour w/o Bringing up any.
You see I always had extreme reflux when I was younger, so to combat it i had a procedure done called a Nissen. It is where they take your stomach an pull/stretch it too a tube an literaly wrap an let it hang around the asophogus (sp?)acting as a tourniquet for food that wants to come back up.
I had this surgery when I was 11 an have done the 1 gallon milk challenge on more than 1 occasion an made money or won prizes @ radio stations (tickets) for me feet of stomach fortitude.I just never tell them of the surgery I have had.
Downside is then how much stomach disdending I have for the rest of the day an I tend to cramp up till I can pass the rather hardstool it makes.
So if anyone ever needs me to step up for them and do this in their place, they could count on me. [/quote]
[quote]westdale warrior wrote:
i am currently doing a science project for school that will require me to attempt and film myself doing the gallon challange 6 times.
1st with skim milk
2nd with chocolat milk
3rd with 1%
4th with 2%
5th with lactose free milk
6th with whole milk
the videos will be compiled into a montage stile documentry thing and posted on youtube. we had to turn to this project after one of the test subjects in the “Creatine and the teenage athelete” projects parents flipped out because people always think suppliments are steroids…[/quote]
try it with raw milk to,
might be hard to get ahold of there though as I think it is illegal
[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
APE. wrote:
O.K. I know you’ve chaged the challenge but I have to chime in an brag about myself. I can drink 1 gallon of milk, skim however in less than an hour w/o Bringing up any.
You see I always had extreme reflux when I was younger, so to combat it i had a procedure done called a Nissen. It is where they take your stomach an pull/stretch it too a tube an literaly wrap an let it hang around the asophogus (sp?)acting as a tourniquet for food that wants to come back up.
I had this surgery when I was 11 an have done the 1 gallon milk challenge on more than 1 occasion an made money or won prizes @ radio stations (tickets) for me feet of stomach fortitude.I just never tell them of the surgery I have had.
Downside is then how much stomach disdending I have for the rest of the day an I tend to cramp up till I can pass the rather hardstool it makes.
So if anyone ever needs me to step up for them and do this in their place, they could count on me.
Try 2 lbs. of mayo. I triple-dog dare you.[/quote]
I can only imagine how ORANGE my shit will come out; I don’t digest fat well, even w/ the help of enzymes.
Tell you what, this weekend, i will find out how much I can eat in one sitting an how fast an I will report back to ya’ll.Time and Oz. It’s a deal.
[quote]APE. wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
APE. wrote:
O.K. I know you’ve chaged the challenge but I have to chime in an brag about myself. I can drink 1 gallon of milk, skim however in less than an hour w/o Bringing up any.
You see I always had extreme reflux when I was younger, so to combat it i had a procedure done called a Nissen. It is where they take your stomach an pull/stretch it too a tube an literaly wrap an let it hang around the asophogus (sp?)acting as a tourniquet for food that wants to come back up.
I had this surgery when I was 11 an have done the 1 gallon milk challenge on more than 1 occasion an made money or won prizes @ radio stations (tickets) for me feet of stomach fortitude.I just never tell them of the surgery I have had.
Downside is then how much stomach disdending I have for the rest of the day an I tend to cramp up till I can pass the rather hardstool it makes.
So if anyone ever needs me to step up for them and do this in their place, they could count on me.
Try 2 lbs. of mayo. I triple-dog dare you.
I can only imagine how ORANGE my shit will come out; I don’t digest fat well, even w/ the help of enzymes.
Tell you what, this weekend, i will find out how much I can eat in one sitting an how fast an I will report back to ya’ll.Time and Oz. It’s a deal.[/quote]
If you don’t digest fat well, I’d recommend that you not even try – the fat content is 352 g/424 g (1 lb.) serving = 83% fat. If you insist on doing this anyway, may the force be with you. You’re going to need it.