[quote]JeffR wrote:
Hey Dr. dem/mikey:
First of all, thanks for honestly answering this question. You’ll find that there are many guys like marm who try to appear “above the fray” by saying they are “independent.” You’ll see that they are almost universally regurgitating talking points from the dems. They’ll side with the dems on 98% of the issues and throw in a “screw both parties” to try to seem “balanced.”
It’s just a crock. You lose points by being dishonest.
Now, if you voted for john “hey, I’ll say anything to get elected” kerry, you are a democrat. It’s plain and simple. He has been rated the second most liberal Senator next to his pal, ted.
If you had voted for Lieberman, or someone who is mainstream, then you’d have a point.
But, by voting for kerry, you equal dem.
Oh, if you disagree with this, we’ll be watching you closely and tallying your dem talking points. You’ll eventually sack up and admit it.
Now, to Michael J. Fox. The story keeps changing. I think the whole thing is sad.
It appears that Fox manipulates dosages to make a point.
Again, if you take either too much or too little, you can have the shakes. Since my first post, there have been indications that Fox took TOO MUCH medication to make his point.
I honestly cannot make it any clearer for you. Yes, my original objection stands. If you are manipulating the disease and it’s manifestations to take a (what many of us feel) is an unwarranted shot, that is wrong.
Finally, I wouldn’t have said anything about Fox if I were Rush.
JeffR[/quote]
How did you figure me out so quickly? You’re right, only a Dem would think that some loud-mouthed, drug addled, fat fuck hedonist who enjoys island hoping with a bottle of Viagra so he can diddle LBFM’s would be out of line when he pisses on the character of someone struggling with Parkinson’s disease. I guess I’ll have to come clean…
Dear Jeffrey,
I woke up late yesterday after a long night of partying in the Castro with my gay lover. He’s an illegal alien from Venezuela. We both just love Hugo Chavez. We had spent the whole day driving metal spikes into trees and had to celebrate. Anyway, I smoked a doobie for breakfast (I take it for my back pain) and made a call to my pregnant friend. It took some coercing, but I convinced her to have an abortion. After the call I threw on my Che shirt and Birks, drove over to UC Berkeley in the VW Lovebus and passed out flyers for the Vegan Communist Association of Socialist Atheists. Chomsky is speaking at our next meeting! Needless to say, there was a lot of interest.
I had to cash my welfare check just to pay for gas to get back over the bridge. Gee, thanks Haliburton (Cheney!). I had Al Franken’s “Lying Liars” book on tape playing in the Lovebus so that calmed me down a bit. That and some more medical marijuana. I had to get back to SF quickly because it’s soooo much safer there now that we’ve finally banned handguns.
I got back to the city just in time for a Free Mumia/Anti-Bush/Flag burning rally. Danny Glover was in the zone! When I got home I invited some friends over for our weekly Michael Moore Marathon. We capped the night off with some more pot, discussions about our white guilt and why we hate America (viva la France!), then burned some more flags. A naked bongo drum circle may have been involved, but I’m a bit hazy on that part. It’s a good thing I don’t work because after such a busy day I’m spent. I think I’ll just spend the whole day reading Ward Churchill’s blog.
Regards,
Round Peg in a Round Hole