I prefer having a good relationship with my credit providers.
That being said,
There are some great ideas thrown around here 
[quote]Gregus wrote:
I prefer having a good relationship with my credit providers.
That being said,
There are some great ideas thrown around here [/quote]
Well not all of them are YOUR providers, they WANT to be your provider, but they arenāt yet, thus, them sending you a gabillion offers.
V
Leaving your name attached to any type of āProject Mayhemā is risky. Every time anyone has ever prescribed returning mail with hijinks attached, it is highly recommended you do not leave anything in it that can get back to you. I donāt know the laws concerning these matters, but mail fraud could be an issue if you leave your name attached.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Leaving your name attached to any type of āProject Mayhemā is risky. Every time anyone has ever prescribed returning mail with hijinks attached, it is highly recommended you do not leave anything in it that can get back to you. I donāt know the laws concerning these matters, but mail fraud could be an issue if you leave your name attached. [/quote]
I donāt think itās fraud, especially not if you just tear the offer up and send it back. I would not attach my name to sending anything else back though. BUT it would be fun to get really creative and send back some different things. I wouldnāt send back porn, thats too good for them, they donāt deserve naked pictures. BUT maybe pictures of hairy assholes, or some other disgusting type shit. That might be a nice surprise. LOL hell, even if you just make the mailroom job so miserable that nobody is willing to work it.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Leaving your name attached to any type of āProject Mayhemā is risky. Every time anyone has ever prescribed returning mail with hijinks attached, it is highly recommended you do not leave anything in it that can get back to you. I donāt know the laws concerning these matters, but mail fraud could be an issue if you leave your name attached. [/quote]
I donāt think itās fraud, especially not if you just tear the offer up and send it back. I would not attach my name to sending anything else back though. BUT it would be fun to get really creative and send back some different things. I wouldnāt send back porn, thats too good for them, they donāt deserve naked pictures. BUT maybe pictures of hairy assholes, or some other disgusting type shit. That might be a nice surprise. LOL hell, even if you just make the mailroom job so miserable that nobody is willing to work it.
V[/quote]
immigrants would work it, and work it with pride!!
You guys are way more bothered by junk mail than I am. I just throw what I donāt need out. If I didnāt get junk mail, my mail would consist ofā¦bills. Checking the mail box, knowing that whatever is in there is probably just another bill is no fun. The days when thereās 8 envelopes in there, and not ONE of them is a bill, is a special treat for me.
Plus, Iāve used junk mail for its intended purpose before. I got a 0% for 12 months balance transfer offer that I was happy to take advantage of years ago, AND, I got a 0% cash advance offer that I was more than happy to take advantage of years ago also. I get my oil changed for 20 bucks, car washed for 10 bucks (normally costs 30+ and 15+) and use of a bunch of other coupons for other things too. I have no problem with junk mail, or spam for that matter, itās not a big part of my day, but it has given me some use here and there.
Plus Iām making my penis larger with those pills, who can beat that!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Ok so I have devised a plan to mess with the credit card companies. You know how they send out way too many offers in the mail? I myself have them come in almost every day. So open the offer, rip up all the paper inside and rip up the envelope that it was shipped in, stuff them into the return envelope, and mail it back.
They will have to pay for the shipping and deal with recycling the paper, thus hurting them financially and sending them a message.
There are a couple ways you can do it. Leave your name and address intact so they know who sent it back possibly making it so they stop sending you offers, or remove your name and address so they donāt know who sent it back, this way they will continue to send them to you and you can keep kicking them in the nuts.
How about adding other things to the envelope so it costs even more to ship back. Maybe some dirt, some extra junk mail. Old magazines cut up, whatever it takes to make that thing expensive to ship back. Anyways, What you guys think? Good Idea?
V[/quote]
This has been suggested before. You cannot claim ownership of this idea
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Ok so I have devised a plan to mess with the credit card companies. You know how they send out way too many offers in the mail? I myself have them come in almost every day. So open the offer, rip up all the paper inside and rip up the envelope that it was shipped in, stuff them into the return envelope, and mail it back.
They will have to pay for the shipping and deal with recycling the paper, thus hurting them financially and sending them a message.
There are a couple ways you can do it. Leave your name and address intact so they know who sent it back possibly making it so they stop sending you offers, or remove your name and address so they donāt know who sent it back, this way they will continue to send them to you and you can keep kicking them in the nuts.
How about adding other things to the envelope so it costs even more to ship back. Maybe some dirt, some extra junk mail. Old magazines cut up, whatever it takes to make that thing expensive to ship back. Anyways, What you guys think? Good Idea?
V[/quote]
This has been suggested before. You cannot claim ownership of this idea
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Youāre like raiiiiiain on a wedding day ā¦
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Ok so I have devised a plan to mess with the credit card companies. You know how they send out way too many offers in the mail? I myself have them come in almost every day. So open the offer, rip up all the paper inside and rip up the envelope that it was shipped in, stuff them into the return envelope, and mail it back.
They will have to pay for the shipping and deal with recycling the paper, thus hurting them financially and sending them a message.
There are a couple ways you can do it. Leave your name and address intact so they know who sent it back possibly making it so they stop sending you offers, or remove your name and address so they donāt know who sent it back, this way they will continue to send them to you and you can keep kicking them in the nuts.
How about adding other things to the envelope so it costs even more to ship back. Maybe some dirt, some extra junk mail. Old magazines cut up, whatever it takes to make that thing expensive to ship back. Anyways, What you guys think? Good Idea?
V[/quote]
This has been suggested before. You cannot claim ownership of this idea
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Youāre like raiiiiiain on a wedding day ā¦ :)[/quote]
Heās a Freeee Riiiiiiide, and Iāve already paid.
V
I have sent back pictures I printed out from www.ilovemullets.com.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I have sent back pictures I printed out from www.ilovemullets.com.
DB[/quote]
Innapropriate response. Please follow the format above you, we had two more lines to go dick.
V
asphalt shingles in the envelope-- gooses the weight pretty effectively.
/itās the good adviiiiiiiice that I just didnāt takeā¦
Who sings that song?
Alanis Morisette
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Alanis Morisette
[/quote]
Then why donāt you shut up and fucking let her?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Who sings that song?[/quote]
Serial?
How old are you again? You are either over 45 or under 20.
/Who wouldāve thought? ā¦ It Figues!
V
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Alanis Morisette
[/quote]
Then why donāt you shut up and fucking let her?[/quote]
because the track wasnāt readily available and if you read the fucking post youād realize I was referencing it to make fun of BG (all in good fun) ā¦ so go hop on your broom and fly off a cliff already ā¦ shit
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Alanis Morisette
[/quote]
Then why donāt you shut up and fucking let her?[/quote]
because the track wasnāt readily available and if you read the fucking post youād realize I was referencing it to make fun of BG (all in good fun) ā¦ so go hop on your broom and fly off a cliff already ā¦ shit[/quote]
Fuck you, Polo!!!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Alanis Morisette
[/quote]
Then why donāt you shut up and fucking let her?[/quote]
because the track wasnāt readily available and if you read the fucking post youād realize I was referencing it to make fun of BG (all in good fun) ā¦ so go hop on your broom and fly off a cliff already ā¦ shit[/quote]
LOL at Flying off a cliff. I think what you wanted to say was, Fly your fucking broken ass broom INTO a cliff. And then impale yourself on the broken broomstick when you hit the ground you harpy.
Or something like that.
V
I almost did a spit take with my tea.